Official E3 2011 Speculation Thread

[pheonix561 2080]

Alright guys, E3 happens in about a week and a half. They'll probably have a new trailer for skyward sword, and a lot of 3DS games mentioned, along with their new console. So get to speculatn.'

Will they release a release date for skyward sword? I personally doubt it, because it sounds like if they've kept it in development for this long, and if they've been working on it since before Twilight princess was released (Before the wii), nothing is going to stop them from postponing it until the new system is released. Why would they release their big game as a curtain call for the wii when they can release it as a launch game for the new thing? Though, it sounds kind of cold hearted to put it in those words for nintendo. I just know that if the new system is so much as mentioned, Skyward sword won't be coming out for the wii.

Though, let's get to the REAL news here.

Pikmin 3 just might, JUST MIGHT be announced. And I am excited as shit for that. The last game for Pikmin was released in 2004. I am almost certain I have been waiting for Pikmin 3 longer than I have for Skyward Sword, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, it's going to be for the wii, or the new system? Would I pick Pikmin 3 over skyward sword? You know what? I just might.

[Fortissimo 2]

PS3 price drop.

NGP.

Motherpuppying Monster Hunter that /isn't/ for 3DS.

Oh boy, oh boy.

[Aethix 129]

The title for the fourth Professor Layton game was recently announced as Professor Layton and the Last Specter, so there is definitely going to be a trailer and release date for that.

[Teto 2609]

Sony conference is going to be 5 hours long this year btw.

2 hours of apologies

2 hours of graphs

1 hour of trailers

[Cirt 612]

puppying Star Fox, pheo. IF ONLY

[Chase 390]

puppyING STAR FOX

[pheonix561 2080]

OH MAN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEW STARFOX GAME

[Aethix 129]

Yeah, Star Fox, bitches.

[Cascade 741]

needs more 3DS price drop :C

also I want Professor Layton prequel trilogy in englishhhhh gosh :C

lol I'm like hoping, there aren't many games I want to buy shown this year, I like having money :x

[2356 23]

I like having money :x

I agree whole-heartedly.

[pheonix561 2080]

pikmin 2 spoilers ;-;

STILL SPOILERS

(I know this is not the final ending)

[pheonix561 2080]

THEY EVEN HAD THE BEST COMMERCIALS

ON BOTH SIDES OF THE PLANET

[Aethix 129]

Since their huge success with 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, there has been a lot of fan pressure on Aksys to localize the PS3 version of Umineko no Naku Koro ni, so if they're ever going to do it, they'd announce it at this year's E3.

[Rika Code 29]

Since their huge success with 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, there has been a lot of fan pressure on Aksys to localize the PS3 version of Umineko no Naku Koro ni, so if they're ever going to do it, they'd announce it at this year's E3.

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I 100% OMEGA ABSOLUTELY HOPE THEY DO THAT GAME IS SOOO~ AWESOME THAT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW, AND SAHA IS TOO BIAS SO HE COULD NEVER COMPREHEND ITS OMEGA ABSOLUTE AWESOMENESS AND COMPLETELY ABSOLUTELY FAILS FOR THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I think it is pretty obvious that this simple thought makes me extremely happy

[Teto 2609]

posting all of these okay

>valve conference

>gabe rolls out onto the stage

>we'd like to announce........

>audience waits in bated breath

>the number 3 shows up on screen

>the whole crowd starts to cheer

>......three muppet themed hats for TF2

>gabe eats everybody in the audience

>gabe rolls onto stage

>they forgot to add the railing

>rolls off into audience, suffocating several people on the front row

>he starts getting really flustered and eats nearby people as comfort food

>people get up and run away

>gabe rolls down the street, toppling cars and yet more people

>military is brought in to take him out, bullets get lost in his rolls of fat and are absorbed

>finally he has a stroke due to shock

>later, in the autopsy, episode 3 is found amongst his fat rolls

>Gabe comes on stage

>Announces that he wants to move his games away from being a "gaming experience"

>Announces Valve joined Square-Enix

>Square-Valve-Enix are going to produce Episode 3

>Episode 3 is a prequel that takes place during Freeman's teenager years

>Freeman has spiked hair and uses a sword

>Activison gets word of this

>Kotick buys Square-Valve-Enix

>Half Life 2: Episode 3 is split into five smaller episodes you can purchase for $9.99 each

>Half Life 3 becomes a MMO

>E3 of the year ever year.

>Gabe rolls on stage with a Drumstick (the ice cream, not the meat) in his right hand and a drumstick (a piece of meat, not the ice cream) in his left hand

>On the screen behind him, HL3 is proudly displayed

>The audience cheers for 5 minutes while Gabe tries to quiet them

>Gabe begins speaking saying that he didn't think Hat Life 3 would get such a response

>Gabe rolls on stage

>Announces that Valve has not yet started any work on Half Life Episode 3

>Small man in crowd in green shorts and a black wife beater gets pissed and jumps on stage to try and kick Gabe's ass

>Gabe tries to say something and the man just punches him in his mouth

>Gabe's pants fall down around his ankles and while he's trying to pull them up, the man is repeatedly punching him in the stomach

>Gabe goes down

>Mario comes out and counts to ten then declares it to be a knockout

>Gabe comes on stage

>Announces HL3

>Describes how they used motion capture to make Alyx as real as possible

>Show footage of Gabe in the near translucent motion capture suit

>You can see everything

>Gabe slithers on stage

>Announces that HL3 will be released this year as long as nothing happens to him

>Crowd is pleased and people start dancing to a live band while Gabe brings out a dancer to perform for him

>He is displeased with her and drops her through a trap door and only her screams are heard

>People continue dancing until Luke Skywalker arrives and demands that Gabe free Han and Chewie

>Gabe comes on stage

>Announces HL3

>Tells audience that they learned a lot from the Portal 2 storyline

>Shows off footage from HL3, where Alyx Vance has been turned into a talking pumpkin and Gordon carries her around

>Audience files into the room and they get a free bowl of potato salad to enjoy while they watch the presentation

>Gabe comes on stage

>Notice that he has become a more potato like shape

>Introduces Half Potato Fortress 3

>Crowd eats it up along with the complementary potato salad

>Find out it's made from potatoes growing on Gaben's taint

>Gabe comes out onto the stage

>Announces HL3

>Crowd goes wild

>Gabe is cheering them on

>Gabe attempts to crowd surf

>No survivors

>Gabe walks on stage carrying a crow bar

>Holds it up so everyone can see

>Crowd goes wild

>Promises to find and beat everyone in this this thread to death with said crowbar

>Walks off stage

>E3 2011

>Gaben gingerly walks out on stage, sweating and breathing heavily, clearly in some discomfort

>The lights dim and a spotlight follows him to the centre of the stage, where there is a microphone and camera on the floor

>Gaben pauses for a moment before undoing his belt, letting his trousers drop to the floor

>He squats down to the camera, which is now projecting on the huge screen behind him, showing a close up of his dangling genitals

>Gaben takes a deep breath and closes his eyes

>Several loud, staccato farts erupt around the theatre hall like thunderclaps as Gaben grunts and strains

>The farts increase in rhythm until they become a continuous tone

>The audience begin to clap and cheer

>Gaben's grunting becomes a furious roar as his face turns red and beads of sweat roll down his quivering face

>The fart tone becomes a sound akin to that of wet blankets being torn apart

>A long, thick turd begins to emerge from Gaben's asscheeks and curls onto the stage

>A little bit of pee comes out as Gaben strains with all of his might

>It takes several seconds for the turd to be fully expelled

>When it's finally over, Gabe collapses with exhaustion and begins to laugh breathlessly

>The audience burst into treats

>Gaben at E3 2011

>Several large buses appear, with Gaben in tow strapped behind them with string to bring him on stage

>Approaches the microphone

>Trips over and kills 10 people below

>6 hours later, 10 helicopters are called in to pull him up back on stage

>Catches his breath and begins eating a large meal

>Approaches the microphone once more

>"I'm *huff* happy to announce that..."

>The crowd's ears perk up

>"I'm revealing someth>"Here it is..."

>Crowd literally shitting themselves in happiness

>"I have a fetish for man-kinis."

>Suddenly, 'Milkshake' by Kelis starts blaring through speakers, as Gaben's clothes all fall off with ease.

>The only thing found on Gabe is a man kini and a huge chocolate bar in his hand.

>Gaben starts using seductive dance moves he learned and practised for years, while devouring his chocolate.

>The crowd is enraged, as they climb up on the stage Gaben laughs with a chocolately grin.

>Gabe tries to escape, but falls over and can't get back up.

>Gaben farts to propel himself along the floor with huge speed.

>"GABE CALENDER, ONLY $10 ON STEAM"

>Gabe crawls his way on stage, his feeble legs too inadequate to support his massive weight

>assistant takes mic off of its stand and hands it to the floorbound Gabe

>"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce episode 3..."

>crowd begins cheering

>"...of our new Team Fortress 2 cartoon! Only on Cartoon Network!"

>cheers turn to jeers

>audience begins swarming the stage

>Gabe merely laughs as the puny mortal approach his glorious mass

>Gabe unhinged his jaws and begins devouring the enraged audience

>the whole fiasco is deemed the best moment of E3

>Gabe at E3

>He announces that Episode 3 is forth coming for late 2011

>However, it will be only 1 hour long

>only 10 minutes of this is actual gameplay, the rest is cutscenes

>The playable 10 minutes is almost entirely quick time events

>"We just wanted to wrap up the damn story already" Gabe says

>[spoilers]Becomes the highest rated, and best selling game of the year