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The Hyrule.net College RP

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Swirly Glasses begins to hack all of knuckle's ip's, rerouting his bandwidth into a tiny box, which he then proceeds to eat so that he may enter cyberspace and steal internet dollars from the feds

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I am in the weed hut. The hut of weed.

Such weed in the air it was necessary for gardeners to be here!!

I called the gardeners and told them the joke I made and made people think I was talking about drugs.

They locked me up.

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All of a sudden, my computer goes haywire! Good thing I have a backup computer with Norton Antivirus, the best antivirus software in the whole universe.

I proceed to use that computer along with my holy science skillz to make Swirly Glasses' computer explode!

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you fool!

Swirly glasses keeps no less then 7 computers on him at any time!

he then proceeds to perform the dreaded 6 computers at a time hacking technique, where all 6 of his arms type on different computers

doing this he bypasses all the firewalls and gets into the school's mainframe, where he starts replacing all of everyone's desktops with kangaroo porn!

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(Thanks for opening this topic again!)

Chuck is enjoying his recent victory over Swirly Glasses when all of a sudden his laptop is infested with kangaroo pron!!!!1!!1!!11!! He throws down his computer in disgust and vows revenge on Swirly Glasses for his debauchery. In the meantime, he decides to go let off some steam by pestering Cascade. Using his holy science powers, he conjures a bucket of old, moldy haggis right over her head, and begins to tip the contents of the bucket onto her!

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Meanwhile I collapse one of my nearby buildings on a whim, killing everyone anywhere near cascade knuckle and t1g and also cascade knuckle and t1g

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you cannot kill hyrule.net college for they are already you, pheo!

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Chuck rises from the dead as the lord of the angels. Wand at the ready, he challenges Pheo to a final duel.

The final battle is at hand. There can be only one survivor. :o

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swirly glasses decides that this set up is seriously bullshit

so he hacks the timeline and throws some puppying dinosaurs into the mix

because dinosaurs are pretty puppying awesome

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my wolfpack attacks everyone simultaneously

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and then suddenly

there was babies

lots and lots of babies

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the miracle of life. everywhere.

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And then the lord Jeezus Raptor rose from the ground and filled the world with confetti and intestines.

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doesnt raptor jesus eat babies

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Nonono that's raptor jesus... this is Jeezus Raptor. There's a difference.

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