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*Solves metal puzzles within two minutes* What? Are chainsaws not allowed? :unsure:

*Creates interdimensional portal*

INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL: It's an interdimensional portal!!! MWUAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! Oh, and it transports you to the Twilight Zone!!! WHERE TOMORROW HILL PLAYS FOREVER!!!!! :D *Tosses it at next poster*

*sees it fly over him to next poster*

Upsetting day power = Every day I have an upsetting day, like this is turning out, (just now) Anything done to me, I control, making it do what I want.

Here are some examples:

Makes hard to undwerstand foreigners select their own respective language!

Hurls the interdemensional portal at the next poster!

Kills Zant, Revivies him, and makes him stop insulting me!

Then....I Sleep. :Zzz:

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Well, I can't be hit with the portal, since I'm the one taht made it, so I guess it goes to the next poster. Zzz Um.....AWESOME COLLAGE O' AWESOMENESS!!!!!! :o It's an awesome collage!! :o And I combine it with...."THIS LITTLE PIGGIE!!!" :o

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Me wishes for........ ICE CREAM!!! Oh wait, I can't eat Ice Cream, so I'm not affected

Now prepare for.....

THE LACTOSE INTOLERANCE PROJECTOR!!!!

Whoever gets hit by this beam can never eat anything with milk in it again..... EVER!!!! Booagagagagagagag!!!!

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NOOOOO!!! MY ICE CREAM!!!! I'LL MISS YOU!!!! :cry:

The Turkinator- turns you into an oven-roast turkey!!! :o *Shoots next poster with teh Turkinator*

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*Grabs the Plasma gun from Doom 3*

http://doom3.mysteria.cz/zbrane/n_plasma_gun.jpg

*shoots plasma to the turnikator and destroy it*

*Evil laugther*

Now, what will I do with these cooked turk?

I will introduce to it a M&M bomb! that won't explode in you hand, but it will in your mouth!

*introduces M&M's bomb*

Muajaja

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*Grabs the Plasma gun from Doom 3*

<a href="http://doom3.mysteria.cz/zbrane/n_plasma_gun.jpg">http://doom3.mysteria.cz/zbrane/n_plasma_gun.jpg</a>

*shoots plasma to the turnikator and destroy it*

*Evil laugther*

Now, what will I do with these cooked turk?

I will introduce to it a M&M bomb! that won't explode in you hand, but it will in your mouth!

*introduces M&M's bomb*

Muajaja

Game over, Try again: starts this game over again!

*Unleashes Game over, try again on eveyone!*

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OH NOES! I'm--Wait, I've got CAPTAIN DOUGLAS GORDON to protect me!!! :o175px-DonFryeasDouglasGordon.jpg

OK, I make....THE SOFA OF DOOM. There are so many crumbs between its cushins that you can't live!!! :o *makes next poster sit on SOFA OF DOOM*

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OH NOES! I'm--Wait, I've got CAPTAIN DOUGLAS GORDON to protect me!!! :o175px-DonFryeasDouglasGordon.jpg

OK, I make....THE SOFA OF DOOM. There are so many crumbs between its cushins that you can't live!!! :o *makes next poster sit on SOFA OF DOOM*

*Somehow lives*

Your planning is clearly flawed, as I am not dead.

WHAT DID I DO, CAPTAIN?!

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eh since i didn't get attacked i use pheasant flys to next poster and pecks out there eyes

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eh since i didn't get attacked i use pheasant flys to next poster and pecks out there eyes

pheasant-3.jpg

*Kills all the Pheasent Flys with a Korean SMG*

MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!! : Pretty much self explanatory....

*Sends Michael Jackson to next poster*

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NNNOOOO!!!!!

Well, I guess I'll have to do the worst...

*calls HeroFlame* Can you take him to his house? Thanks!

Now... I put this song in Hyrule Net to make everyone sad because is a broken heart song!!! *evil laughter*

Cry little folks, cry!!!

*ahem* :unsure:

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Sniff sniff...I'm not crying! I SWEAR! :cry: *Pulls out lazer sword that shoots mini arrows with poison tips* AHHH HAAA! *Shoots at next person* :squint:

Also I call up my NINJA ARMY!!! :ph34r:

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Sniff sniff...I'm not crying! I SWEAR! :cry: *Pulls out lazer sword that shoots mini arrows with poison tips* AHHH HAAA! *Shoots at next person* :squint:

Also I call up my NINJA ARMY!!! :ph34r:

I call the ninja zombie penguins from space to fight your normal-ninja army :D

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Shoots everyone in the head whilst they are fighting

I SHALL RIDE AWAY IN YOUR BODIES!!! WooooHeeeee!!!

*Throws Zoe's body at next poster*

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invents a megaphone type things that uses sound to create waves of energy, aims at the rocks above and causes them to fall on everybody.

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