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One-upsmanship

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This is a game some guys from work and I made up this past Friday while at a bar after work.

The rules are simple, all you do is write (or say) a funny quip about a subject (Celebrities, movies, tv shows, ect) and try to make yours funnier than the previous one.

Here's an example:

Some guy was talking about how "hot" Kristen Stewart from the Twilight movies is so we started riffing:

She's as hot as an icecube

She's the Anti-Viagra

She's so thin, she's see-thru

I've seen better puppers on 40 year old men

Here's the starting topic:

Jersey Shore

Those guys are so dumb they make Todd Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar

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Hopefully mine isn't too offensive :s

They are so awful they make Italians want to commit genocide on themselves

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I'd rather take a potato peeler to my schlong than bang Snookie.

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What is the difference between Snookie and an orange?

You can cut both of them into fourths but the orange is the only one that looks appealing before and after

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Jersey Shore is so unappealing that darkLink couldn't even attempt to stay on topic of the topic

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(and I changed it back :P)

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There are new topics daily, which I'll choose. Today's belated topic is:

The Smurfs Movie

The Smurfs Movie was so bad, the Last Airbender just won an Oscar.

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