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Tappy, this why I keep you around.

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[2:21 PM] guest-1341 changed nickname to milesandmilesoftrials

[2:36 PM] guest-1419 entered the room.

[2:36 PM] guest-1419 changed nickname to cascade

[2:36 PM] cascade: 'scuse me?

[2:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: thats right

[2:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: thats the topic today

[2:36 PM] cascade: :(

[2:36 PM] cascade: i feel so violated

[2:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: dont you always

[2:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: regardless

[2:37 PM] cascade: what n

[2:37 PM] cascade: :no :(

[2:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I have to tell you something, before we watch this

[2:37 PM] cascade: ??

[2:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: so

[2:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: last night

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: since you were nowhere to be foun

[2:38 PM] cascade: i was ASLEEP

[2:38 PM] cascade: at a REASONABLE time

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i was all "squid it I'm just gonna watch it now and watch it with her again later"

[2:38 PM] cascade: for ONCE

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: but then

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: after like five minutes

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I realized

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this was an episode that I NEEDED to watch with you

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it could not be any other way

[2:38 PM] cascade: lol

[2:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it had to be a cascade and pheo episode

[2:38 PM] cascade: oh, god

[2:38 PM] cascade: pinkie and the grumpy donkey

[2:38 PM] cascade: aha i get you

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: bro you dont even know

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you dont even know

[2:39 PM] cascade: i hope tinychat doesn't hate us today ;-;

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: me too

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: its plying for oyu right?

[2:39 PM] cascade: yup

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh shit, i forgot to let it buffer

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: just gonna let it buffer

[2:39 PM] cascade: paused for me

[2:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yeah i paused

[2:40 PM] cascade: just making sure you know it's working for me

[2:40 PM] cascade: lol

[2:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: so you're staring at pinky pie staring at you with that look in her eyes, right?

[2:40 PM] cascade: yes

[2:40 PM] cascade: lol

[2:40 PM] cascade: the LOOOK

[2:40 PM] cascade: that makes pheo shive

[2:40 PM] cascade: r

[2:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ha

[2:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: as if i find a horse intimidating

[2:41 PM] cascade: when it's a girly pink horse

[2:41 PM] cascade: yeah

[2:41 PM] cascade: ur intimidated

[2:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: do you really think that

[2:41 PM] cascade: too much estrogen

[2:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: alright im gonna press play

[2:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[2:42 PM] cascade: go for it

[2:42 PM] cascade: \o/

[2:42 PM] cascade: let's do this

[2:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: looks like this episode isnt having any troubles

[2:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: inb4 jin

[2:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: x

[2:42 PM] cascade: SHUSH

[2:42 PM] cascade: i feel bad for those babies

[2:42 PM] cascade: even if they are shits

[2:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: cascade

[2:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: who are oyu squidding

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you do not feel bad for these babies

[2:43 PM] cascade: :(

[2:43 PM] cascade: why do you hate me

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: why do you hate babies

[2:43 PM] cascade: DON'T SKIP

[2:43 PM] cascade: THE SONG

[2:43 PM] cascade: IT MIGHT squid UP THE VIDEO FOR ME

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: im not, i cannot risk it

[2:43 PM] cascade: LIKE LAST TIME

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yeah

[2:43 PM] cascade: good boy

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: shut up i hate you

[2:43 PM] cascade: :(

[2:43 PM] cascade: moo

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: watch

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: watch how she jumps on this cow

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: look at that

[2:43 PM] cascade: lol

[2:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: how would you like it

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: if i pounced on you

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: when you came to buy milk from me

[2:44 PM] cascade: why would I want your milk

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: she just put her mouth on that flower

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and then pinky pie put her mouth on it

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YES ZECORA

[2:44 PM] cascade: lol zecora

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: squid YEAH

[2:44 PM] cascade: pinkie are you me

[2:44 PM] cascade: i remember everything about everyone

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: more than oyu understand

[2:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: by the way, song

[2:44 PM] cascade: and then people call me a stalker

[2:44 PM] cascade: :(

[2:44 PM] cascade: yay song :>

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "my name is cascade"

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "and i am here to say"

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "i'm gonna make oyu smile and i will brighten up your day"

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "unless you're a baby"

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "or a minger"

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "those givem e the boke"

[2:45 PM] cascade: i'm sure babies smile at me telling them they're horrible abominations

[2:45 PM] cascade: :(

[2:45 PM] cascade: STOP USING MY SLANG IT DOESN'T WORK

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you were a baby once too you kn

[2:45 PM] cascade: no i wasn't

[2:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ow

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: watch what they do, its horrifying

[2:46 PM] cascade: i started life at the age of 10

[2:46 PM] cascade: you kn

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the things they're going to do in this choreography

[2:46 PM] cascade: ow

[2:46 PM] cascade: why is the barn suddenly needing painting

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: she paints her own face on the side of a barn

[2:46 PM] cascade: it was red in previous episodes

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the squidding narcissist

[2:46 PM] cascade: oh lol

[2:46 PM] cascade: SHE'S NOT ME OKAY

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh no, you're rarity

[2:46 PM] cascade: squid yeah

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the wonderful rarity who is so great

[2:46 PM] cascade: <3

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and a philanthropist

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: GUH

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it has to buffer again

[2:46 PM] cascade: :(

[2:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[2:47 PM] cascade: i'm still enraged

[2:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: just gonna let it buffer

[2:47 PM] cascade: rarity died first in mlpwolf

[2:47 PM] cascade: just

[2:47 PM] cascade: squid the town

[2:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: man, I'm mad about that too

[2:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I wanted to become a pseudowolf

[2:47 PM] cascade: lol

[2:47 PM] cascade: i gave that role to sayuri because she was the only one who could use it properly

[2:47 PM] cascade: and in true rarity fashion

[2:47 PM] cascade: :(

[2:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: pfeh

[2:48 PM] cascade: i was actually going to give you it at first for the lulz then decided not

[2:48 PM] cascade: too

[2:48 PM] cascade: you got DURRPY HOOVES instead

[2:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: which in all honesty i could live with

[2:49 PM] cascade: which in hindsight is lol since watercolour lady seems to think ur a bit DURRPY now

[2:49 PM] cascade: :(

[2:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: a little less durrpy and a little more...

[2:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ...dangerous

[2:49 PM] cascade: :(

[2:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DANGER hooves

[2:50 PM] cascade: i'm not sure about visiting now

[2:50 PM] cascade: if you're such a THREAT

[2:50 PM] cascade: to my wellbeing

[2:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: no everything else in st louis is a threat to your wellbeing

[2:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I'm DANGERous enough to keep you safe though

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: watch this

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: watch what they squidding do

[2:51 PM] cascade: lol

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: look at this

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: they're squidding

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: leaping across the rooftops

[2:51 PM] cascade: but I do that daily

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this is squidding assassins creed ponyville

[2:51 PM] cascade: :(

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: how the squid

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: cascade

[2:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: take videos

[2:51 PM] cascade: lol

[2:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: god i hate that ho

[2:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: horse*

[2:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the pink one

[2:52 PM] cascade: lol

[2:52 PM] cascade: you hate all pink thing

[2:52 PM] cascade: :'(

[2:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i hate everyone period

[2:52 PM] cascade: +s

[2:52 PM] cascade: :(

[2:52 PM] cascade: omg

[2:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[2:52 PM] cascade: this is us

[2:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DO OYU UNDERSTAND?

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: CASCADE

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I STOPPED HERE AND WAS LIKE

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: OH MY GOD

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: x6Qiz.jpg

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: CLICK THAT

[2:53 PM] cascade: i am lolling so bad

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: CLICK IT

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS HAD TO BE A CASCADE AND PHEO EPISODE

[2:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DO YOU?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

[2:54 PM] cascade: lollll

[2:54 PM] cascade: the image finally loaded

[2:54 PM] cascade: omg why, mlp writers

[2:54 PM] cascade: have they tapped into our skype and irc

[2:54 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DO YOU UNDERSTAND

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: THIS CANNOT BE COINCIDENCE

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: THIS

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: WAS FATED TO BE

[2:55 PM] cascade: lol

[2:55 PM] cascade: you WILL be best friends with me

[2:55 PM] cascade: okay

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I really hope the lesson pinky pie learns in the end of the episode is

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "Wow I learned its better to hate everyone than it is to love them"

[2:55 PM] cascade: wtf no

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "God damn do people suck"

[2:55 PM] cascade: nobody wants to be a mule like you

[2:55 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: that would be the best ending

[2:56 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: okay we're watching it now

[2:56 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[2:56 PM] cascade: i'm going to paint you pink one day

[2:56 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "Calvin"

[2:56 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "carmine"

[2:56 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: she said carmine twice lol

[2:56 PM] cascade: CRANKY

[2:56 PM] cascade: NO

[2:56 PM] cascade: your name is pheo

[2:56 PM] cascade: omg LOL

[2:56 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I HATE YOU

[2:56 PM] cascade: THIS WILL BE ME AND YOU IRL

[2:57 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i always said

[2:57 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: if there was any ridiculous animal anatomy my humanoid body would have

[2:57 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it would be donkey ears

[2:57 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: as opposed to cat ears or a tail

[2:57 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: like most furries

[2:57 PM] cascade: i would have a pony mane ofc

[2:57 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: a pink one

[2:58 PM] cascade: :3c

[2:58 PM] cascade: lollll

[2:58 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[2:58 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: pink

[2:58 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: y

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[2:58 PM] cascade: i can't stop laughing why

[2:58 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: pinky you troll

[2:58 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god, cranky

[2:58 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i can relate bro

[2:59 PM] cascade: loll

[2:59 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: who'da guessed

[2:59 PM] cascade: he so grumpy

[2:59 PM] cascade: :(

[2:59 PM] cascade: omg

[2:59 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: GOD

[2:59 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: DAMMIT

[2:59 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: STOP

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[2:59 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: STOP SINGING

[3:00 PM] cascade: he'll love her at the end

[3:00 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I honestly did not know he was bald

[3:00 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: holy shit that actually looked delicious

[3:00 PM] cascade: poor cranky

[3:00 PM] cascade: :(

[3:00 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: HEY

[3:00 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:01 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:01 PM] cascade: :<<<<<

[3:01 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: pinkypie you suck

[3:01 PM] cascade: poor cranky ;;

[3:01 PM] cascade: awwwww :(

[3:01 PM] cascade: i feel so bad

[3:01 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: just leave ponyville

[3:01 PM] cascade: for him

[3:01 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: there is no home for you here, cranky

[3:01 PM] cascade: poor bby

[3:01 PM] cascade: i feel so bad for him aaaaa

[3:01 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: what

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: what really

[3:02 PM] cascade: awww

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: dont wear it bro

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: good chocie for a house, donkey

[3:02 PM] cascade: pinkie just LEAVE HIM BE

[3:02 PM] cascade: even i wouldn't be this persistent

[3:02 PM] cascade: :(

[3:02 PM] cascade: manehatten lol

[3:02 PM] cascade: AWWWWW

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: cranky

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I can

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[3:02 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this episode is suddenly

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh shit, cranky, i can relate bro :(

[3:03 PM] cascade: :(((((((

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: okay

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: we gotta uh

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: not watch this episode anymore

[3:03 PM] cascade: i want to hug him aaaaaaa so woobie

[3:03 PM] cascade: what

[3:03 PM] cascade: why

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: nevermind we're watching it

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[3:03 PM] cascade: lol

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: pinky pie holy shit

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: dont you understand

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: squidding leave him alone

[3:03 PM] cascade: NO

[3:03 PM] cascade: NO

[3:03 PM] cascade: NO

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: OH

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[3:03 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: MY

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: GOD

[3:04 PM] cascade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: IF ANYONE EVER DID THAT TO ME

[3:04 PM] cascade: PINKIE YOU RETARDED SHIT

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: WOULD squidding KILL THEM

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: CASCADE I AM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON BUT

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: IF ANYONE EVER TOUCHED MY PHOTOS

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I WOULD ANNIHALATE THEM

[3:04 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[3:04 PM] cascade: DON'T WORRY I WOULD DO THE SAME IF SOMEONE DESTROYED MY SHIT

[3:04 PM] cascade: pinkie just

[3:05 PM] cascade: leave him alone

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: cranky

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i relate to you bro ;-;

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: PINKY

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: PIE

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YOU squidding SHIT

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: WHY DO YOU RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE TO VALIDATE YOURSELF

[3:05 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YOU IMMATURE COWARD

[3:05 PM] cascade: :(

[3:05 PM] cascade: NO PINKIE

[3:05 PM] cascade: squid

[3:05 PM] cascade: cranky omg

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:06 PM] cascade: THIS EPISODE IS SO DEPRESSING

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: episode

[3:06 PM] cascade: ;______________;

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: we should have just skipped this episode

[3:06 PM] cascade: NO

[3:06 PM] cascade: WE NEED TO FINISH IT

[3:06 PM] cascade: OKAY

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: no cascade

[3:06 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[3:06 PM] cascade: NO I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

[3:06 PM] cascade: good

[3:06 PM] cascade: :(

[3:06 PM] cascade: pinkie ffs

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I would destroy her

[3:07 PM] cascade: she is my least favourite main character

[3:07 PM] cascade: AAAA

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I would squidding

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: kill her

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: jesus christ

[3:07 PM] cascade: ;;

[3:07 PM] cascade: ;;

[3:07 PM] cascade: ;;

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh my god

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: dont ask

[3:07 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: no dont ask jesus christ

[3:08 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: a new book isnt it

[3:08 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: zecora?

[3:08 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ZECORA?

[3:08 PM] cascade: how did she find her in 2 seconds

[3:08 PM] cascade: oh, the pony from earlier

[3:08 PM] cascade: donkey

[3:08 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: shes alive?

[3:08 PM] cascade: lol

[3:09 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: mathilda is alive?

[3:09 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: an old ticket ;-;

[3:09 PM] cascade: awwwwwwwww

[3:09 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ohhhh matildha ;-;

[3:09 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: waltzing mathildaaaaaaaaa

[3:09 PM] cascade: :(

[3:10 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the squidding note

[3:10 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the squidding

[3:10 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: note

[3:10 PM] cascade: awwwww :>

[3:10 PM] cascade: Awwwwwweeeeee

[3:10 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i feel for you cranky

[3:10 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i feel for oyu

[3:11 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: pinky pie you have got to stop validating yourself based on what people think of you

[3:11 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and then they squided

[3:12 PM] cascade: lol

[3:12 PM] cascade: the ending made up for everything

[3:12 PM] cascade: BUT STILL ;-;

[3:13 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: :(

[3:13 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

It was this one:

[3:13 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: we're watching this now

[3:13 PM] cascade: what

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: tell me you can understand what hes saying

[3:14 PM] cascade: no lol

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: goddammit

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: waltzing

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: mathilda

[3:14 PM] cascade: oh

[3:14 PM] cascade: now i can hear that

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: hey frank can i borrow

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: a coupla books to go

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: waltzhing mathilda

[3:14 PM] cascade: why is his voice so deep

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: another innocent victim

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: etc

[3:14 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: because hes tom waits goddammit

[3:14 PM] cascade: lol

[3:14 PM] cascade: i guessed

[3:14 PM] cascade: but like

[3:14 PM] cascade: so DEEP

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: deal w/ it

[3:15 PM] cascade: it's a good thing you plonk

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you know how marcus fenix has a gravelly voice

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this guy is boulders

[3:15 PM] cascade: is this the guy you aspire to be? :P

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: HA

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I do not aspire to /be/ tom waits

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i aspire to /be/ Ben

[3:15 PM] cascade: but he's lame

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: HA

[3:15 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: one day, cascade

[3:16 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: one day

[3:16 PM] cascade: one day?

[3:16 PM] cascade: WERE YOU GOING TO FINISH

[3:16 PM] cascade: OR WHAT

[3:17 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: no that was the end of that

[3:17 PM] cascade: also i can't stop thinking about how deep his voice is

[3:17 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you're supposed to picture me smiling and shaking my head

[3:17 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "one day, cascade"

[3:17 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "one day"

[3:17 PM] cascade: lol did you know

[3:17 PM] cascade: this is the first time i've listened to tom waits

[3:17 PM] cascade: inb4 horror

[3:17 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I

[3:17 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I

[3:18 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: dont know what to say

[3:18 PM] cascade: it's okay

[3:18 PM] cascade: pat pat

[3:18 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: why, cascade

[3:18 PM] cascade: i'm a music retard

[3:18 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: why would you not listen to tom waits

[3:18 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this is a tom waits day now

[3:18 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you are staying in here and we are listening to tom waits

[3:18 PM] cascade: cuz i'm a music retard

[3:18 PM] cascade: okay

[3:18 PM] cascade: :(

[3:18 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: not for long

[3:19 PM] cascade: his voice is really deep btw

[3:20 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: like really, cascade

[3:20 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: like

[3:20 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: really

[3:20 PM] cascade: it's really

[3:20 PM] cascade: really

[3:20 PM] cascade: deep

[3:20 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this is early tom waits

[3:20 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: hes like sixty now

[3:20 PM] cascade: does it get deeper

[3:20 PM] cascade: oh god

[3:21 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: uh, sixty two if i know correctly

[3:21 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: no wai

[3:21 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: sixty three

[3:21 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

It was this one:

[3:21 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: here's more early tom waits

[3:21 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this one was thirty years ago, in 1980

[3:22 PM] cascade: sing pls

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: his music sounds different now

[3:22 PM] cascade: i like your voice singggggggg

[3:22 PM] cascade: there we go

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: not in a bad way

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you know how the beatles are a badn that pretty much everyone likes

[3:22 PM] cascade: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo deep

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: but not everyone can agree on the time period they like for them?

[3:22 PM] cascade: actually i know people who hate them

[3:22 PM] cascade: lol

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: tom waits is like that

[3:22 PM] cascade: but yeah

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: except for the beatles, where they were like a decade

[3:22 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: tom waits spans almost four, and is still going strong

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: did you hear his latest albu

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: m

[3:23 PM] cascade: well, no

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "did you hear his latest album" pheo asked cascade

[3:23 PM] cascade: because today is the first time i've listened to him yeah

[3:23 PM] cascade: lol

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: but yeah it came out in october

[3:23 PM] cascade: u silly

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and its still good

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: he has never sold out

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: in all this time

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: because hes tom goddamn waits

[3:23 PM] cascade: so deep

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: see this, cascade

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this is jazz

[3:23 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this is an american thing

[3:24 PM] cascade: gross

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: what he's doing right here

[3:24 PM] cascade: but so deep

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: despite that the show is taking place in canada lol

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: if there is anything I'm patriotic about

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: its american music

[3:24 PM] cascade: :(

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: dont you frown at me

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you're gonna learn to love this stuff

[3:24 PM] cascade: lol no

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: as if you could ever stop listening to him now

[3:24 PM] cascade: i'll listen but

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you're already hooked

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: look at you

[3:24 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: craving his voice

[3:25 PM] cascade: it's not my fault it's so DEEP

[3:25 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "so I shot a black beauty"

[3:25 PM] cascade: squid

[3:25 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "kissed her right between the eyes"

[3:25 PM] cascade: can you tell i like deep voices

[3:25 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yes

[3:25 PM] cascade: :(

[3:26 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: just the three of those musicians

[3:26 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and yet theyre in the middle of a stadium doing that

[3:26 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: because he's squidding tom waits

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you have to actually watch this one, here

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it was taken in 1999 i think

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: btu you have to watch him

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: twenty years later and he's still doing shows

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: jonas brothers were around for two

[3:27 PM] cascade: oh my god

[3:27 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and this one girl in highschool kept telling m

[3:28 PM] cascade: his VOICE

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: me

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "no, ben"

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "the jonas brothers are gonna be around forever"

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "even rolling stone magazine loves them!"

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: she was SO

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: STUPID

[3:28 PM] cascade: lol

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: got my own special waaaaaay

[3:28 PM] cascade: they will be around for a long time tho

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i know jesus loves meeeeeeee

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: but maybe just a little bit moreeeeee

[3:28 PM] cascade: don't underestimate the power of fans

[3:28 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: get down on my knees every sundaaaaay

[3:28 PM] cascade: ...is he using a megaphone

[3:29 PM] cascade: lol

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: at zerelda lee's candy store

[3:29 PM] cascade: LIKE YOUR VOICE NEEDS IT

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: look at you

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you're addicted already

[3:29 PM] cascade: no :(

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: bullshit

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh woops

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i paused the video

[3:29 PM] cascade: what

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: darn

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i sure screwed that up didnt i

[3:29 PM] cascade: turn it back on you dick

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: what?

[3:29 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: why?

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I mean, I really do need to pee...

[3:30 PM] cascade: :(((((((((((((((((((

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: look at you, cascade

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: LOOK AT YOURSELF

[3:30 PM] cascade: GO PEE AND I'LL LISTEN OKAY

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME

[3:30 PM] cascade: squid

[3:30 PM] cascade: MY LIFE

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: THATS RIGHT

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YOUR LIFE

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: IS NOW TOM WAITS

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ONLY A CHOCOLATE JESUS

[3:30 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: CAN SATISFY MY SOUL

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: HE squidding HAS CONFETTI

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: IN HIS POCKETS

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: LOOK AT HIM STRUT

[3:31 PM] cascade: lol

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: LOOK AT HIM

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: NOW WHEN THE WEATHER GETS ROUGH

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: AND ITS WHISKEY IN THE SHADE

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ITS BEST TO WRAP YOUR SAVIOR UP IN CELLOPHANE

[3:31 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: IT BLOWS LIKE THE BIG MUD BUT THATS OKAY

[3:32 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: POUR HIM OVER ICE CREAM FOR A NICE PARFAAAAAAIT

[3:32 PM] cascade: it is pretty hard for me to understand what he's actually saying lol

[3:32 PM] cascade: i get some parts

[3:32 PM] cascade: but not all of it

[3:32 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: its because you're not american

[3:32 PM] cascade: still he has a nice voice

[3:32 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: sometimes i have a little trouble understanding him too though

[3:32 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: but thats the case with a bunch of songs

[3:32 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: where you mishear the lyrics

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: here, lets get one of his more expirimental songs

[3:33 PM] cascade: lol

[3:33 PM] cascade: you can go pee if you need too

[3:33 PM] cascade: :P

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

It was this one:

watch?v=kvhvTbGgFwA

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i didnt need to pee

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i was squidding with you

[3:33 PM] cascade: i hate you

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you're addicted

[3:33 PM] cascade: nope

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: would rarity listen to tom waits, cascade?

[3:33 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: would she?

[3:33 PM] cascade: yes she likes deep voices too shuttup

[3:34 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: thats right, she woul

[3:34 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: d

[3:34 PM] cascade: i HATE YOU

[3:34 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: BUT YOU NEED ME

[3:34 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: WHO ELSE WILL SHOW YOU TOM WAITS

[3:34 PM] cascade: pfffff

[3:34 PM] cascade: i could find his stuff myself

[3:34 PM] cascade: :(

[3:34 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: cascade I've been listening to him for years and I /still/ dont have everything by him

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: he's got like twenty albums

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: all gold

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and then hundreds

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and hundreds

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and hundreds of b-side

[3:35 PM] cascade: his children

[3:35 PM] cascade: have really weird names

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: still turning up around the internet

[3:35 PM] cascade: well just the daughter

[3:35 PM] cascade: "Kellesimone"

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: his daughter is an artist

[3:35 PM] cascade: like, really

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and her name is kelli

[3:35 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: kellisimone is the full name, like benjamin is just ben

[3:35 PM] cascade: lol Benjamin

[3:35 PM] cascade: I can't ever

[3:36 PM] cascade: see you as a Benjamin

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

It was this one:

watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM

[3:36 PM] cascade: it's too dainty a name

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this song

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: unpaused the YouTube-video.

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: was filmed in bob dylan's house

[3:36 PM] cascade: cool

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: tom waits and bob dylan are good friends

[3:36 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and it was bob dylan's son doing the filming

[3:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i think its funny that they were totally cool with the emus everywhere

[3:37 PM] cascade: awww

[3:37 PM] cascade: he wrote a song for his wif

[3:37 PM] cascade: e

[3:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: she grew up in a town near mine

[3:37 PM] cascade: i want to that one next

[3:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "outside mckendree"

[3:37 PM] cascade: to LISTEN even

[3:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: johnstown, illinois

[3:37 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I've been to mckendree

[3:37 PM] cascade: johnsburg

[3:37 PM] cascade: :(

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: probably spelling that wrong lol

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: johnsburg whatever

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: its still just outside mckendree

[3:38 PM] cascade: you're a mckendree

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: kinda makes oyu want to come see illinois, doesnt it

[3:38 PM] cascade: not really

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: "there's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby"

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you're missing the LYRICS

[3:38 PM] cascade: wait is the video playing for you

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yeah?

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: is it not for you?

[3:38 PM] cascade: it's not for me lol

[3:38 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh shit

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: so all this talk of emus

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and oyu know nothing of it

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: wow

[3:39 PM] cascade: even tinychat can't handle tom wait's voice

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: hey there's emus in this video

[3:39 PM] cascade: awww emus are cute

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this video just ended too lol

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: here let me try that again

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: started a YouTube-video.

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: is it playing?

[3:39 PM] cascade: nope

[3:39 PM] cascade: oh

[3:39 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it is now?

[3:39 PM] cascade: I could hear it

[3:39 PM] cascade: just

[3:40 PM] cascade: no video

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: oh

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: so

[3:40 PM] cascade: just a white circle spinning forever

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you already heard the song?

[3:40 PM] cascade: not the last one, no

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the one playing right now?

[3:40 PM] cascade: the one you started and paused, presumably

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you can hear it?

[3:40 PM] cascade: wait you're playing it now?

[3:40 PM] cascade: lol I can't hear it

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YES

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: JESUS

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: paused the YouTube-video.

[3:40 PM] cascade: squid tinychat

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: okay uh

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yeah squidit

[3:40 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: how about I just recommend some songs for you to look up on youtube and then you can go

[3:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and learn all about this man and his wonderful discography

[3:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: how about that

[3:41 PM] cascade: fine

[3:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: okay instead I'm just gonna list albums

[3:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: there's no way I'm going by song

[3:41 PM] cascade: how about just songs

[3:41 PM] cascade: no

[3:41 PM] cascade: i can't listen to entire albums okay

[3:41 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: fine but squid oyu, also

[3:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: because you SHOULD

[3:42 PM] cascade: why do you hate me

[3:42 PM] cascade: :(

[3:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: uh

[3:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: there's the songs we just listened to

[3:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: if i remember correctly they were waltzing mathilda, mr siegal, chocolate jesus,

[3:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: spidey's wild ride, god's away on business,

[3:42 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: alice,

[3:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: hang on let me open up itunes

[3:43 PM] cascade: god are you trying to kill me

[3:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: rain dogs

[3:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: like, the whole raindogs album

[3:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: thats usually where everyone starts, is that album

[3:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: what keeps mankind alive

[3:43 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you can never hold back spring

[3:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: bottom of the world

[3:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: lucinda

[3:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Nirvana

[3:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Heigh Ho

[3:44 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Home I'll never be

[3:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: we're all mad here

[3:45 PM] cascade: soooooo many

[3:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: top of the hil

[3:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: hoist that rag

[3:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YOU WONT JUST LET ME NAME ALBUMS

[3:45 PM] cascade: but you've given me enough songs

[3:45 PM] cascade: :(

[3:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Sins of my father

[3:45 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Shake it

[3:46 PM] cascade: i mean if teto can't get me to listen to more than 10 songs of his

[3:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Deda and Lovely

[3:46 PM] cascade: how will i listen to all of this

[3:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Dead and Lovely*

[3:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: because its tom waits and you're already hooked

[3:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you and i both know you're going to keep looking into h

[3:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you already said it yourself, you wanted to listen to johnsburg, the one about his wife

[3:46 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: green grass

[3:46 PM] cascade: love songs are cute tho

[3:46 PM] cascade: :(

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: lowside of the road

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: some of these are love songs

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: green grass is

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: eyeball kid

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: saving all my love for you

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: see, there's a love song right there

[3:47 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: like half the songs on heart attack and vine are love songs

[3:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Ruby's arms

[3:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: All the world is green

[3:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: A good man is hard to find

[3:48 PM] cascade: i agree

[3:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Singapore

[3:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: hey shut up

[3:48 PM] cascade: men are just so LAME

[3:48 PM] cascade: :(

[3:48 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Tango till they're sore

[3:49 PM] cascade: pheo there are so manyyyyyyyyy

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: Walking spanish

[3:49 PM] cascade: i'm going to die

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: ok, cascade, here's the thing

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: all those songs up there, you should definetly listen to, but at your leisure

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I'm about to recommend two to you that you HAVE

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: HAVE TO

[3:49 PM] cascade: good you're not going to test me tomorrow

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: YOU HAVE GOT TO listen to

[3:49 PM] cascade: are you

[3:49 PM] cascade: like

[3:49 PM] cascade: other people do

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: these two songs, I am, yeah

[3:49 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: like all those songs up there you need to listen to and I'm hoping you will

[3:49 PM] cascade: HEY DID YOU LISTEN TO THAT SONG YET TELL ME EVERYTHING IN GREAT DETAIL

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: but these next tw

[3:50 PM] cascade: just

[3:50 PM] cascade: ajhfgvhjwegbhrjhnjgrjng

[3:50 PM] cascade: I can't talk shit about my opinions of music

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: these next two I honestly am going to check up on you to make sure you listened to them

[3:50 PM] cascade: either i like it or not

[3:50 PM] cascade: :(

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: just

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: be ready for these two, okay?

[3:50 PM] cascade: fiiiiiiiine

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: if you like Tom waits and YOU DO, WE CAN SEE THAT, you have to listen to these two songs

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the first one is called "Burma Shave"

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and its a squidding

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: BEAUTIFUL

[3:50 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: SONG

[3:51 PM] cascade: lol shaving

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yup

[3:51 PM] cascade: pheo has a lot of experience with that

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: its also an old memeticHEY squid YOU

[3:51 PM] cascade: <3

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this second one, though

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: this second song

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: I can only listen to occasionally

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: because every time I listen

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: every

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: squidding

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: time, i cry

[3:51 PM] cascade: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(

[3:51 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: every time, cascade

[3:52 PM] cascade: that's cute in a woobie way

[3:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: you have to look up the live version

[3:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: it has to be the one from the 1980 jazz fest we just watched

[3:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: its the same show he was playing mr siegal and waltzing mathilda at

[3:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: well maybe not waltzing mathilda but

[3:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: i know its the same one as mr siegal

[3:52 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: the song is called "Christmas Card from a hooker in minniapolis"

[3:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: and you'll want the silent night intro

[3:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: alright?

[3:53 PM] cascade: okay

[3:53 PM] cascade: i'm putting this whole chat into word

[3:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: alright I'm gonna go do things now

[3:53 PM] cascade: for future reference

[3:53 PM] milesandmilesoftrials: yeah I was gonna post this on the forums like I do sometimes with our pony chats

[3:54 PM] cascade: i'm not posting it in the forum lol

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<Zero_> holy shit kaiki gave drugs to karen!!!

<Zero_> and she's trippin!!!

<Sahaqiel> zero your watching nisemono

<Sahaqiel> ?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

<Zero_> no

<Zero_> like holy shit i've told you over 90 times I'm watching BOKU NO PICO

<Zero_> what the fuck is this

<Zero_> he's brushing her teeth

<Sahaqiel> lol

<Sahaqiel> anyway I need to go

<Sahaqiel> Have fun with your toothbrush eroticisim, Zero.

<Sahaqiel> Zeroticism.

* Sahaqiel `v`

<Zero_> you're a pervert

<Sahaqiel> only for u, zero <3

<Zero_> what does A GUY BRUSHING HIS SISTER'S TEETH have of erotic??

<Sahaqiel> Well

<Sahaqiel> She was clearly letting him go in for the kill

<Sahaqiel> if u no wat i men

<Sahaqiel> `v`

<Zero_> you're truly a pervert Sahaqiel

<Zero_> no wonder you don't have a girlfriend

<Sahaqiel> when I watched that scene zero

<Sahaqiel> I imagined you as Karen

<Sahaqiel> `v`

<Zero_> I want to die

<Sahaqiel> i am lolling

<Sahaqiel> why does A GUY BRUSHING HIS FRIEND'S TEETH have to be erotic??

<Zero_> You're horrible. Die.

<Sahaqiel> <3

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Making one of my old "Teto talking to himself" sprees. Done now though

Nobody will ever be online at the same time as me because I choose bad times to be online.

Posting it because I enjoyed rambling and also Zero was cool playing along.

[16:48:50] The topic is: The topic of now is: A Zelda chatroom does not always have to talk about Zelda. You are chatting in #Zelda, Hyrule.net's official IRC channel.

[16:48:50] Topic set by [email protected] at Mon Feb 13 2012 05:36:37 PM.

[16:48:51] [NOTICE Tingle]: Your fortune: You have executive ability.

[16:48:51] Doom.il.us.paradoxirc.net sets mode +nrt

[16:48:51] Channel was created at Wed Sep 29 2010 07:37:49 PM

[16:48:52] You are now talking in #zelda. Have fun!

[16:57:08] <Road> Road

[17:06:31] Zero_ is now known as Car.

[17:06:39] <Car> Car

[17:11:54] <Road> Get off

[17:15:01] <Car> No! I'll drive you all day long!

[17:15:17] <Car> And you can do nothing about it

[17:15:21] <Car> because you're a road.

[17:25:52] <Road> I'll open a hole into hell

[17:26:08] <Road> And you'll get your early arrival

[17:26:18] <Road> It will welcome you with open jaw

[17:26:25] <Road> As you fall into it

[17:26:28] <Road> Like a daydream

[17:26:29] <Car> ???

[17:26:31] <Road> Or a fever

[17:26:35] <Car> Roads can't do that you silly

[17:26:44] <Road> Says who

[17:26:54] <Road> I am a road i know better than anybody what we can and can't do

[17:26:58] <Road> You're just a car

[17:27:08] <Road> You don't know what we can do

[17:27:18] <Road> What a kindness we do you cars

[17:27:25] <Road> By not throwing you into hell

[17:28:11] <Road> Trust no bitch

[17:31:20] Car is now known as Airplane.

[17:33:01] <Road> Well now we're separate

[17:33:11] <Road> We can coexist quite happilly

[17:38:44] <Road> Isn't it sad Airplane

[17:38:51] <Road> that Car and I cannot get along

[17:39:01] <Road> But you and I, we are the best of friends

[17:39:07] <Road> Possibly even more, if ever we could meet

[17:39:17] <Road> But we never will meet

[17:39:30] <Road> Yet I'll never be able to shake away Car

[17:39:39] <Road> It really is a tragic story

[17:40:21] <Road> And if we were to meet you would surely die

[17:40:28] <Road> My companions come and go

[17:40:32] <Road> But I remain the same

[17:40:51] <Road> Scarred pavement, stretching outwards as if to embrace the earth itself

[17:40:59] <Road> embrace the earth

[17:41:15] <Road> With the length of my body

[17:41:43] <Road> Cold and hardened by Car

[17:42:03] <Road> I reach to something else solid; the earth

[17:42:14] <Road> For it knows the pain I feel

[17:42:32] <Road> Forever in our place, inanimate

[17:42:51] <Road> The earth is like my mother. From it I was born, and with it I will forever remain.

[17:42:56] <Road> It's tough

[17:42:59] <Road> Being a road

[17:44:33] <Road> But you are forever sailing above and over me ):

[17:44:39] <Road> So eventually you will leave me

[17:44:43] <Road> And so it must be

[17:44:46] <Road> That I must depart

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That had the potential to be really funny but now I dont know if its hilarious or depressing

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sounds about right

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It's not really funny. It's what life would be if you were a road pheo.

Your only friends walk all over you. The only friends you can imagine having are out of your reach because you can't move your arms. The only thing you have to hold onto that wont treat you like shit is the cold unresponsive earth. As if everything you touches hates you unless it lacks the capacity to.

Like a giant teddybear pheo. A bear.

A pheo.

You are the indifferent world, pheo. You are one of the many that makes up the rest of the world, surrounding yet unaware of the lonely soul road. All the lonely people reach out to you for help but you don't see them. All the people you could help. You don't feel them, you don't sense them. How could you.

This is a very complicated metaphor pheo. And it's directed at you specifically.

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<Sahaqiel> zero

* Sahaqiel is now known as One

<Zero> wat

<One> I'm one

<One> when we're together zero

<One> we make a perfect 10 ;D

<Zero> What are you

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You are turned on but he is not.

This thread is so tragic.

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<Double45>: is that p normally lowercase

<Fortissimo>: double45 I love you!!

<Double45>: looks weird

<Double45>: hey fort

<pheonix561>: double

<pheonix561>: the p is always lowercase

<pheonix561>: even on the forums

<pheonix561>: fortissimo why do you love double

<Double45>: are you sure

<pheonix561>: positive

<pheonix561>: go check the forums

<Double45>: nah i don't do that sort of thing

<Double45>: also most of the time its capitalized in chat

<Double45>: i think

<Double45>: !joke

<Whorey>: what's the difference between a console and a bridge?

<Whorey>: one's a meteor and the other's a companion

<pheonix561>: double

<pheonix561>: first of all

<pheonix561>: shut up

<pheonix561>: second of all

<pheonix561>: get back on the forums

<pheonix561>: you dont "I dont do that sort of thing, looking at forums"

<Double45>: lol

<Double45>: i do look at them i guess

<pheonix561>: "I dont do that sort of thing, finishing videogames"

<Double45>: i check status updates and look at the newest content

<Double45>: but post? no

<pheonix561>: "I dont do that sort of thing, returning affection"

<Double45>: lol

<pheonix561>: "I don't do that sort of thing, sorting things"

<Double45>: yeah

<pheonix561>: "I don't do that sort of thing, tripling numbers"

<pheonix561>: "I only double them"

<pheonix561>: squid you go check the forums

<Double45>: yeah

<Double45>: i am up there now

<Double45>: ok pheo

<Double45>: i saw your post

<Double45>: i'm not logging in

<Double45>: ok pheo i saw the edit of your post

<Double45>: why aren't you talking

<Double45>: lol

<Double45>: ho man

<Double45>: whaaaat a pheo

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<That1guy> we used to go fly kites together ganny

<That1guy> what happened to those days

<Ganny> ever since the accident with the fox, I...

<Ganny> Kites have never been the same

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<@Cascade> Whorey, what is Cascade?

<Whorey> Watching kimi ni todoke i guess.

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[12:44pm] Terrorist: Did you hear the one about a Sahaqiel?

[12:44pm] Terrorist: It was a flaming gay

[12:44pm] Sahaqiel: Whorey, what is leon?

[12:44pm] Whorey: flaming gay i guess

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: so terrorist is leon

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: i should have known

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: zero, leon, terrorist,

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: what other names are you known by

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: perhaps...

[12:48pm] Terrorist: I'm not leon

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: perhaps u r......................

[12:48pm] Pheonix561: .....................a chameeleeon?!

[12:48pm] Terrorist: I'm everyone

[12:48pm] Terrorist: and everyone is me

[12:49pm] Double45: I am beowulf

[12:49pm] Pheonix561: ........ so its tru.....................

[12:49pm] Pheonix561: chamelion never left...........................................

[12:49pm] Pheonix561: ...............he just changed his name,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!

[12:49pm] Terrorist: stop using periods I'll punch your dick

[12:49pm] Pheonix561: commas, bitch

[12:49pm] Terrorist: sharks

[12:50pm] Sahaqiel: Terrorist, did you know that you are just generally bad>???>?<?>

[12:50pm] Terrorist: Well

[12:50pm] Terrorist: I might be generally bad

[12:50pm] Terrorist: but

[12:50pm] Terrorist: You are Captainly bad!

[12:50pm] Pheonix561: isnt a general higher than a captain

[12:50pm] Terrorist: dk dc

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: im pretty sure it is

[12:51pm] Terrorist: dk dc

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: like

[12:51pm] Terrorist: shoosh

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: "I may be a really shitty person"

[12:51pm] Terrorist: shoosh pap

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: "But you're only kind of a shitty person!"

[12:51pm] Terrorist: pap shoosh

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: "so there!"

[12:51pm] Terrorist: shhhh

[12:51pm] Terrorist: Pheo is bad

[12:51pm] Terrorist: Bad is pheo

[12:51pm] Terrorist: bad bad bad

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: I AM the bad

[12:51pm] Pheonix561: no

[12:52pm] Pheonix561: no, I am something far more powerful

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best greeting yet

* Topic for #zelda is: The topic of now is: A Zelda chatroom does not always have to talk about Zelda. You are chatting in #zelda, Hyrule.net's official IRC channel.

[15:16] * Topic for #zelda set by [email protected] at Tue Mar 13 16:32:02 2012

[15:16] * Navi sets mode +a #zelda Cirt

[15:16] * Navi gives channel operator status to Cirt

[15:16] -Tingle- Your fortune: Be prepared to modify your plan.

[15:16] <Fi_protector> now i'm leaving, good bye ass holes!!!!! *Flips offf everyone* ,,/,, ,,\,, squid you all!!!!

[15:16] * Fi_protector ([email protected]) has left #zelda

[15:16] <Cirt> lol?

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Oh man that was more or less completely my fault

i have -1 regrets

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