Memorable #Zelda moments/quotes

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3:49:16 PM - Nabe: http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/GrayFish-boot-steps-640x1043.png
3:49:32 PM - Nabe: (Spoiler: GrayFish is embedded in these images)
3:50:55 PM - Cello: haha as if you could get infected just by looking at an image
3:50:58 PM - Cello has left the room (Quit: Thank you for using Grayfish (release 342)).

[Cassandra 623]

[14:28:18] <+Ganny> so how's that download coming? :^)

[14:29:22] <Chie> It's not

[14:29:32] <Chie> This patch is like

[14:29:59] <Chie> 2 hours

[14:30:02] <Whorey> chie: that's numberwang!

[14:30:19] <Chie> shut up whorey you are not helping

[14:30:23] Whorey goes to find someone more interesting to talk to

[14:30:27] <Chie> ouch

 

 

 

rekt

[Sahaqiel 1232]

<%Fierce_Muffin> Hey, Shaq
<&Sahaqiel> hey, mufn
<&Sahaqiel> <3
<&Sahaqiel> 
<&Sahaqiel> ^o~
<%Fierce_Muffin> Okay
<&Sahaqiel> `why are you mean muffin
<%Fierce_Muffin> You do these strange things and I don't understand why
<&Sahaqiel> lololol

 

<Nabe> Yes

<Nabe> Coming up on your third anniversary of being scum

<Guest29438> the real important part is the seed planted here that would ultimately blossom into a brighter future

<Guest29438> <&Sahaqiel> `why

<Guest29438> `why

<Guest29438> `w'

<Nabe> The future in which you become a full fledged rapist

<Nabe> wow...

<Guest29438> one day I'll follow you around nabe 'w`

<Guest29438> and then you'll call a guard on me and I will flee

<Guest29438> "I just wanted to show all n*bs are b*bs!"

<Nabe> That you can even make that joke hints at a sinister kernel growing inside of you

<Nabe> Saha, I also want you to know

<Nabe> Every time a SaHa hentai release comes out, I think of you

<Guest29438> well that's good 'v`

<Nabe> Not really

<Nabe> You shouldn't want to be associated with such a bad translator...

<Nabe> Luckily, you're not, because you've forsaken the name, so

<Guest29438> 'w`

<Guest29438> I take-a that and I give you-a this

<Guest29438> http://i.imgur.com/RTomNx8.png

<Nabe> Thank you... a clue that my privacy settings aren't correct

<Guest29438> the fabled nabaqinny

<Nabe> Why is the sandwich properly behind my hand, but the hair is not properly under the hat

<Guest29438> the hat is actually behind the whole picture

<Guest29438> it is a trick of pérspèctive

<Nabe> I am about to ban you now

<Guest29438> I have been laughing for the past half hour 'w`

<Nabe> You are definitely the cruelest member that we tolerate on this channel

<Guest29438> come now dear nabe, have 'wè not had fun together in our little game

<Nabe> Absolutely not

<Guest29438> I am glad you feel so strongly about our camaraderie that you chose to tell me so via double nègátivé

<Guest29438> i must be off now dear friends, with a spring in my step and a twinkle in my eye

* Nabe sets mode: +b *29438*!*@*

* You were kicked by Nabe (Nabe)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

<+Ganny> Pee is NEVER sweet

[Cassandra 623]

<+Ganny> Pee is NEVER sweet

this is not true

 

[19:49:32] <@Nabe> New policy

[19:49:47] <@Nabe> If someone can't wait 60 seconds for a response, they are out of luck

 

every chat ever should adopt this policy

[Ganny 285]

[01:43] * Chie ([email protected]) has joined #zelda

[01:43] <Chie> hmm

[01:49] * Chie has quit (Connection closed)

 

OR MAYBE SIX MINUTES, EH?

[Cassandra 623]

[01:43] * Chie ([email protected]) has joined #zelda

[01:43] <Chie> hmm

[01:49] * Chie has quit (Connection closed)

 

OR MAYBE SIX MINUTES, EH?

im sorry i went to go pee and my connection got cut /).(\

[Cassandra 623]

[16:31:00] <Whorey> :-)

[16:31:34] <Chie> i love you whorey

[16:31:39] <Whorey> bah �

[16:32:11] <Chie> rood

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7:09:50 PM - Chie is now known as Cotton_Panties.
7:10:37 PM - Agent_Zako: sounds comfy
7:10:50 PM - Cotton_Panties: You should try them
7:11:21 PM - Miss_Medli [[email protected]] entered the room.
7:12:10 PM - Cotton_Panties: Rest in Peace Medlie
7:12:22 PM - Miss_Medli: You gonna kill me?
7:12:36 PM - Cotton_Panties: Maybe
7:12:48 PM - Miss_Medli: Not if I kill you first.
7:12:54 PM - Cotton_Panties: You can't kill panties
7:13:07 PM - Miss_Medli: I can with enough bleach.
7:13:19 PM - Miss_Medli: And how are you gonna kill me?  Sit on my head?
7:13:56 PM - Cotton_Panties: I'll wedgie you to death
7:14:29 PM - Miss_Medli: With that weak-ass waistband?  I don't think so.
7:14:42 PM - Cotton_Panties: Wow
7:15:07 PM - Cotton_Panties: What did you just puppying say to me you unembroidered seamed pack of shit-tier high cut briefs
7:15:21 PM - Miss_Medli: Did I stutter?
7:15:29 PM - Miss_Medli: I said you have a weak-ass waistband.
7:15:40 PM - Cotton_Panties: Oh you wanna go you laceless plain white hipster?
7:15:46 PM * Miss_Medli brandishes a bottle of bleach and a pair of scissors.
7:15:57 PM - Miss_Medli: Come get some.
7:16:02 PM - Cotton_Panties: No
7:16:08 PM - Cotton_Panties: I'd rather hug your butt
7:16:12 PM - Cotton_Panties: As panties do
7:18:25 PM - Miss_Medli: No cut-rate pair of pantsu will ever grace my vag.
7:19:09 PM - Cotton_Panties: C
7:19:11 PM - Cotton_Panties: Cut rate
7:19:18 PM - Cotton_Panties: What brand do you think I am
7:19:28 PM - Cotton_Panties: I am high quality Maidenform panties

[Cassandra 623]

[16:08:18] <@Nabe> What if Sega got their hands on FE x SMT

[16:08:19] <Whorey> -_-

 

Whorey you da real mvp

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9:32:46 PM - Sahaqiel: snowqueen i don't think your ass is actually that sweet

[Cassandra 623]

[16:20:48] <+Fierce_Muffin> This whore prostitute is great

[16:20:56] <+Cassandra> thanks

[Double45 164]

* Cassandra attacks Medli with fun

<Whorey> Medli is immune to 'fun'

[Cassandra 623]

[19:05:57] Cassandra attacks Medli with fun

[19:06:01] <Whorey> Medli is immune to 'fun'

[Double45 164]

This is from last year, but something happened in chat just now that reminded me of it. In the chat we sort of have a running joke about Ganny about how he once stole a sub, if I can find the original story about that I'll post it

 

01[22:23] <&Double45> unrelated but

01[22:23] <&Double45> that one ep of seinfeld made me never want to bring reading material into a bathroom, i don't know why

[22:23] <%Fierce_Muffin> Y-Yeah...

01[22:23] <&Double45> i mean the episode was only about not bringing books in a bookstore into the bathroom to read

01[22:23] <&Double45> or you have to pay for them

01[22:23] <&Double45> like it happened to George

01[22:23] <&Double45> it was pretty funny

[22:23] <%Fierce_Muffin> Sometimes, Double, I think you are George...

01[22:24] <&Double45> lol

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> And George is Kramer

01[22:24] <&Double45> that i can see

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> What if there was literally a scenario in the show

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> Where Kramer steals a sub

[22:24] <+Ganny> please stop

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> Without meaning to

01[22:24] <&Double45> lol

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> And he comes back to the place with sub in hand all like

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> JERRY

[22:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> I JUST STOLE A SUB

[22:25] <%Fierce_Muffin> WHY'D YOU STEAL A SUB

01[22:25] <&Double45> lol

[22:25] <%Fierce_Muffin> I DON'T KNOW

[22:25] <%Fierce_Muffin> I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE

[22:25] <%Fierce_Muffin> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT

01[22:25] <&Double45> and then George comes in and Kramer is like

01[22:25] <&Double45> here have this sub

01[22:25] <&Double45> and George is like

01[22:25] <&Double45> whats wrong with it

01[22:25] <&Double45> and Kramer ensures him that nothing is wrong

01[22:25] <&Double45> and after George eats it Jerry comes back in and is like

[22:25] <%Fierce_Muffin> This is too good

01[22:25] <&Double45> did you just eat the stolen sub

01[22:26] <&Double45> and George is like WHAT, A STOLEN SUB

01[22:26] <&Double45> HOW COULD YOU LET ME EAT THAT

[22:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> Actually dying

[22:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> I need to send this to Nabe

[22:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Too good, man

[22:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Too good

Edited 17 Apr 2015 by Double45 (see edit history)