Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:15 AM
I walk over to Chi and extend my hand. "Hello, Chi. I'm Commander Sanders, and this is my favorite room in the RP Talk."
Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:18 AM
"Shenanigans do not compute. Error. Re-assessing situation."
Well, crap. Apparently, dog-shaking was entirely out of her comprehensive powers. Ah well. Though, it seem like another organism(?) is engaging the silver hair. Best observe this exchange.
((* Philosophy teacher quote))
Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:35 AM
he notices the presence of another mechanical being, seemingly mostly mechanical and less being. observing the whirs of unseen fans and machinery kicking in as she/it tries to process something heavily, he moves toward her/it, cocks his head casually, and initiates communication, "bleep bloop"
Posted 07 March 2012 - 12:50 AM
"Command Acknowledged: Initiating Facial Destruction Sequence. Activating Sequential Limb Acceleration Protocol."
2356 promptly drew back her METAL hand and immediately brought it upon the silver hair's face repeatedly. Possibly the best part of her programming yet.
Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:05 AM
I approach. "You remind me of the geth," I say aloud. Not that anyone would know what geth are, but I felt it was important to state, regardless. "It's nice to meet you. What shall I call you?"
Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:07 AM
Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:37 AM
It was deemed important that unit 2356 research any unknown references made before engaging other sentient or semi-sentient beings in the event that aforementioned subject be brought up in the midst of communication. It was especially important in such a case where considerable impressions can be made.
Ew. What. What are these unattractive-? Granted, the Commander human had only witnessed the gynoid's more destructive/mechanical functions. Furthermore, it would do no good to aggress a potentially high ranking human when connections are to be made.
Assessing the situation quickly, the unit could only conclude that this area was a social room.
"Activating social protocols. Proceeding with re-adaptation."
She figured that, if she was going to be surrounded by these strange organisms, she might as well attempt to blend in. Clinking and clacking could be heard as the gynoid essentially re-assembled herself to resemble a more humanoid figure similar to a short girl. What could possible appear less threatening than a short, female human? Maybe an infantile creature but probably not much else.
"Protocol End. Hello, I am Unit 2356. It is nice to meet you Commander Sanders."
Posted 07 March 2012 - 01:49 AM
I look over at Chi and we both nod. She's not to be trifled with, that's for sure.
I look back at the android. "Okay, Unit 2356. I hope to have you on our side. What is this room, and have we been brought here for a purpose?"
Posted 07 March 2012 - 02:00 AM
Calmly, 2356 walked over to the unconscious dog that the Chi human was previously shaking and picked it up. After doing a scan, the gynoid decided it would share what information she had at least as a gesture of peace. Except to the Chi human. The Chi human was weird.
"Subject: dog. Status: Jokingly dead. Miscellaneous information includes that this dog is prone to jokes of the serious kind and statements of the joking kind. It is also my future funeral ship partner."
Posted 07 March 2012 - 03:09 AM
"So like, do any of yous know what planet this is? I swear to gawd if you alls do not have wifi here, I am gonna flip."
She pulled out a small red cell phone and held to above her with her eyes focused on the screen.
"Uh..... great. No service...... HELL-OH! Are any of yous gonna tell me what planet this is?"
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