Posted 5 Jul 2012 Post em. Links, names, results, et cetera. My personal favorite: http://www.machineofdeath.com/ (Says I die of tainted beef, fair assumption). There's also a million of these floating around tumblr, like this one here: http://en.shindanmaker.com/213880 "pheonix561: Lv.55 Paladin. Special trait: can summon flames." AW YEEEE TANK STYLE "Pheonix561: Lv.91 Martial Artist. Special trait: has a transformation sequence." The power of capital letters. "King Pheo: Lv.7 Angel. Special trait: can summon swords from out of nowhere." The best part is, this is hilariously accurate for secret reasons. Anyways get to posting and sharing and posting again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Jul 2012 "DR. SHRUBBERY: Lv.80 Scout. Special trait: has high luck." Okay, cool. "EDA: Lv.4 Robot. Special trait: can run fast." How strangely accurate. That machine of death one says I'll choke on cafeteria food. Goddammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Jul 2012 I'll die...in labor. Kinda curious how that'll happen Woops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Jul 2012 Here's one from a month ago we were all briefly familiar with: http://en.shindanmaker.com/214326 By Production I.G., a 51 episode mecha anime about pheonix561's yandere stalker. The studio behind Ghost in the Shell and Sky Crawlers doing a 51 episode mecha anime about me. squid yeah I'd roll with that. The sad part is, the results for a name change every day. So where that was a pretty great result to get, today I get stuff like: "By AIC, a 11 episode sci-fi anime about pheonix561's homo adventures." "By Ufotable, a 35 episode sci-fi anime about Pheonix561's homo adventures." "By Studio Pierrot, a 12 episode slice-of-life anime about King Pheo's yaoi collection." What the squid is this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Jul 2012 I'm gonna die due to a piano... possibly falling on my head? I'm a cartoon character now apparently lol. ): And going to use my various past usernames for the RPG one, it's right on the head about my sleep pattern I guess, lol. :x "Cascade: Lv.19 Student, Special trait: can copy any attack." "Cascadey: Lv.16 Taekwon. Special trait: great at mowing lawns." "Feiminn: Lv.23 Narcoleptic. Special trait: great guard dog." "Srebra: Lv.45 Narcoleptic. Special trait: has high luck." "By Toei, a 48 episode horror anime about Cascade's becoming god." I enjoy my anime. :> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Jul 2012 So I just went through a bunch of random Shindans. Let's take a look at the result: "By Ufotable, a 11 episode magical girl anime about DR. SHRUBBERY's molesting children." GOD DAMMIT "DR. SHRUBBERY's fetish is murder." GOD DAMMIT "DR. SHRUBBERY should cosplay as ikemen male character from Inuyasha." GOD DAMMIT "DR. SHRUBBERY's best trait is being athletic." NOT EVEN CLOSE "Message from God to DR. SHRUBBERY: "Stop looking at porn and start working already." WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO NEGATIVE? "DR. SHRUBBERY tastes like jellybeans, wax and debauchery" Okay, I can live with this one. "DR. SHRUBBERY was a dictator who lived in a castle with a cranky bear." This one is supposed to be my past life, but for some reason I feel that it is actually my future life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 death: radiation. wow squid Cirt: Lv.53 Knight. Special trait: can sing like an angel. lol ok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 Linox: Lv.27 Mechanic. Special trait: can read minds. Olin: Lv.66 Gladiator. Special trait: can fling poop accurately. Cyrus: Lv.16 Poopsmith. Special trait: can come back to life. By KyoAni, a 13 episode super sentai anime about Linox's porn collection. By Gonzo, a 500 episode historical anime about Olin's brain. Wow, sounds stupid. By Studio Pierrot, a 12 episode murder mystery anime about Cyrus's private parts. Also apparently I'm going to die in a prison knife fight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 DEATH: Allen Taylor: Alcoholism Sahaqiel Sahaqiel: Love Somehow these are kind of romantic and tragic. RPG: Allen Taylor: Lv.14 Engineer. Special trait: can swim far distances. Sahaqiel: Lv.22 Berserker. Special trait: excellent sword skills. Somewhat boring. ANIME: Allen Taylor is a magical salaryman. You defeat corruption with the power of friendship. Sahaqiel is a undercover NEET. You defeat demons with the power of cooking. mnyes, good......... FETISH: Allen Taylor's fetish is people who are really thin. Sahaqiel's fetish is bathing/showering with their potential partner. so boringly normal INGREDIENTS: Allen Taylor is made of ice, pencils, and starlight. With a dash of naptime. Sahaqiel is made of cheetahs, Mystery, and everything nice. With a dash of video games. Last time it said I was made of dreams, clouds, and something else romantic-sounding. With a dash of video games. Which was the most appopriate one I've ever seen. GOD CALL: Message from God to Allen Taylor: "Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!" Message from God to Sahaqiel: "Try a little harder..." I'm okay with these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 death: real name: Electrocution jdbvksdvbjksjdb my love of electronics. Chimetals Chimetals: miscarriage. welp, theres a reason to back up my not wanting to have kids. ``the internet says i shouldnt`` Chimetals: Lv.98 Cowboy. Special trait: has super vision. chimetals: Lv.30 Engineer. Special trait: can run fast. SO LAME. Chimetals's fetish is being taken care of while sick/taking care of someone who is sick. NOT EVEN CLOSE. chimetals's fetish is blood and gore/guro. well, i do love my gore, but idk if its on the fetish side..... chimetals should cosplay as manly male character from yaoi anime/manga. as opposed to the females? WHAT FEMALES, ITS YAOI. speaking of yaoi, another shindan says im a badass/caring seme. (the difference is the capital/lower C) chimetals tastes like tea, buzz saw and hunger for power. hunger for power. yes. Chimetals tastes like chocolate, used underpants and understated class. under--um, what. Message from God to Chimetals: "The apocalypse is coming soon, watch out~☆" nice star, there. Message from God to chimetals: "Stop doing shindans." WELL THEN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 i die of 'malpractice' ... ? *~dIgnIx~*: Lv.65 Salesman. Special trait: can come back to life. immortal salesman? real name: Lv.21 Nerd. Special trait: beautiful. ??? :/ By Studio Pierrot, a 100 episode super sentai anime about *~dIgnIx~*'s fetishes. whats a fetish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 It's a religious object. Here's a wiki page for it. Basically, it's the idea in a religion that an object has a supernatural power to it, and in this context, is often worshipped. It's usually applied to things like Voodoo. Bear in mind your anime is a "Super sentai," as in, a power rangers kind of thing. Imagine a cross between this and voodoo. That's your anime. Honestly I'd watch it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 I guess I'll do some more of these lol: "Cascade tastes like beef, knives and drive-in movies." apparently I taste like the 1950's america ): "Srebra tastes like pecan, wheels and a closet bingo fetish." wow you caught me there shindan, unf unf. "Cascadey is made of manga, strawberries, and distractions. With a dash of GAME OVER." close enough. "Message from God to Cascade: "At this rate you're going to Hell."" woe is me every shindan hates me today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jul 2012 Chimetals's fetish is being taken care of while sick/taking care of someone who is sick. NOT EVEN CLOSE. chimetals's fetish is blood and gore/guro. i dont get how fetish works here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
