*You* dying

[pheonix561 2080]

I'm gonna walk to the north pole, and stand there, at the top of the world, and strike a pose, and hold it, and as a single tear falls down my cheek, I freeze in that position.

[True Gamer 19]

My dreams tend to have my dying from falling a great height or drowning. Perhaps this links to my two main fears: heights and water (as I can't swim). I would prefer a quick fall to a slow death due to drowning.

I'd like to go doing the "business" at 90+ years old with a female supermodel. Or ten. With a pimped-out walker to keep me up.

[pheonix561 2080]

You want to die having a super model change your diaper

[True Gamer 19]

You want to die having a super model change your diaper

That's the thing. I don't plan on wearing diapers. Baws.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

So you're just gonna ruin a good pair of pants every time you mess yourself?

[Brodongo 272]

The only time that I would crap my pants would be if I was riding on a plane, and the pilot was a loaf of bread.

[Cirt 612]

o bro

you really think that my joke is terrible

[Brodongo 272]

the joke was as stale as the pilot.

but seriously I laughed p. hard the first time you told it. I dont know why, but it happened.

Edited 14 Sep 2012 by Brodongo (see edit history)

[Treemotan 201]

Most preferably NOT from beesting-induced asphyxiation.

Admittedly, death by angry hipsters sounds pretty hilarious.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

Death by Chocolate

AWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[pheonix561 2080]

the joke was as stale as the pilot.

puppying lost it

[Cirt 612]

the joke was as stale as the pilot.

puppying lost it

goddammit ahahahahaha

[Teto 2609]

What does "lost it" even mean anyway.

[pheonix561 2080]

What does "lost it" even mean anyway.

"Lost your cool," or "Lost your nerve" or some variation of that. You were totally calm until somebody said something that made you either burst into laughter or tears or rage.

[Teto 2609]

Okay I thought that was the case. Just wanted to make sure I was understood it since, either things are much funnier to everybody else, or people are using "lost it" really loosely.