Posted 21 Sep 2012 so i was dreaming and stuff while asleep earlier, and i dreamed that i convinced my mum to call the school and tell them i was ill (i cant remember the circumstance, it was some messed up weird shit, idk), and then i wake up and ive slept through my alarm, so my dad has to call the school and tell them im ill so i dont get in trouble point is, im psychic, i predicted my future and ill do it to you guys too for a limited time only, you can get 1 prediction for free (usual price $19.99) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Sep 2012 Gimme some o' that future talk, future-man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Sep 2012 DR SHRUBBERY, bad luck is coming your way. avoid a man bearing soy sauce pheonix561, does the word hexagon hold any meaning to you? if not then i can be of no help teto, now is better than ever to invest in paint, it'll go up in value any day now seriously that shit is liquid gold in the future DR SHRUBBERY!, pheonix561 and Teto like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Sep 2012 Free?! Well...I'm up for that. Better than my dreams. The rap battle with the rugrats of nickelodeon keeps coming back to haunt me, and I doubt that is in my near future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Sep 2012 (edited) Sure, why not? Fire away. Edited 22 Sep 2012 by Treemotan (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Sep 2012 Just five minutes ago a man jumped through the window in my kitchen and swung a broken bottle of soy sauce at me. Had I not been warned of this in advance I would probably be dead. The man is currently unconscious and I am perfectly fine. And it's all thanks to you, Paddy. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Sep 2012 New Ultimate Super Christ: a new mousemat will bring you good fortune and prosperity True Gamer: the rap battle is more likely than you'd think. start writing bars. Cassandra: dont get too attached to your legs. a freak accident may be round the corner. Cascade: a close friend is planning your death. get robbie before he can get you Treemotan: i have no idea who you are, so i cant do a prediction accurately, all i know is that your future is alright-ish i spose. nothing to worry about really Cascade likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Sep 2012 Surely my future is nothing short of amazing. Perhaps you should look into it so you can be amazed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Sep 2012 I'll make sure it's awful. True Gamer and Ammonsa like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites