Hnet Online Dungeons and Dragons

[pheonix561 2080]

Nah I've decided to stick with (sir) Gallihax after em pointed out to me that most fantasy names are made up on the spot

[PrimaGaga 1025]

that name is awful. Name it Ryan Gooseling.

[pheonix561 2080]

I'm not naming it after that Ryan dude Sir Gallihax is too cool for that

[Teto 2609]

nerds

[PrimaGaga 1025]

But Ryan Gosling is

so puppying hot

[emsomniac 239]

So I just had the thought that we should all post our character bios (the rp text on the second page of the character sheet). Not only might it help necro with DMing it would be nice to know who the party is going to be.

I have one written up, but I wanted to expand it a little since the textbox on the pdf is super small. Feel free to post if you've finished one that you like.

[Chimetals 344]

ill probs type mine up in word, though i havent really thought about it yet.

do we need to include how we all met and formed a party?

[Linox 28]

There was nothing on t.v. and the internet was down, so you decide to go outside. Turns out, you're neighbors.

After a few minutes of talking, everyone comes to the conclusion that "t.v. sucks" and you all go on an adventure together.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I will have to be explained how this works when I have more free time

and then I will pop in an out of existence during the game, probably...

[PrimaGaga 1025]

DnD doesnt work like that, Saha

[Necropolis 763]

I approve of this background idea.

Edited 23 Oct 2012 by Necropolis (see edit history)

[T1g 1503]

What if saha was a Shardmind? Can't they literally stop existing if they feel like it.

Also Saha I would totally love to play with you in one of these. We could all be bandits and go raid people of their pants.

[Heretic 0]

I even just made an account for this... Is this still going? And if so, is it too late to join up?

[Necropolis 763]

I even just made an account for this... Is this still going? And if so, is it too late to join up?

We're a tad full at the moment

[Chimetals 344]

highlights of the latest session:

"were just gonna call this one 'little shit' "

"what do you mean we cant intimidate minions?!"

"i roll great on everything except initiative"

"this one will be little bitch"

"is the [insert enemy here] bloodied yet?"

"I kick down the door and throw the corpses of the zombies into the room before me"

"how about an intimidate check, can we do an intimidate check?"

"is it bloodied now?!"

"its like i did something to deserve this!"

"how about an intimidate check on the orc?"

"i use my minor action to flip off the orc"

Henry: "thats a free action"

"then i give him the double.....and hold it for three seconds"

Henry: "ok, thats a minor action"

Henry: "your fists of fury cannot reach two spaces"

"its a melee atta-"

Henry: "touch melee. it does not go two spaces"

"thats bullshit"

Henry: "thats the rules"

"still bullshit!"

"why cant we intimidate minions?!"

"So......hows little shit doing during all of this?"

"shes like darth vader with a vagina"

"oh man, we gotta name these guys now. (reading) little shit gamma, little shit beta, little shit alpha, big shit--i think were good."

"listen up, you little shits! youre mine now!"

"ギガーーーーーーーードリルーーーーーーーーブレーーーカーーーーーーーーーーー！！！" (GIGAAAAA DRILLLLLL BREAAAAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!)

Henry: "the room to the west is an armory, and the berserker killed himself....in shame."

"so we can loot the weapons--"

Henry: "im not just going to let you loot the entire first dungeon, even if you can carry it out on your disc of tensor with its 1000 lb weight limit"

^all t1g.