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You forgot "Poor Emma. So Stinky. So Moe."

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Chimetals is magic.

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poor emma spent so long trying to stack those, lol

id wager that the difference is that instead of stacking them according to surface area, make an exception for the super-heavy d20 and stick that thing towards the bottom.

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crap, i forgot something else:

(accuracy of content is questionable, dialog between henry and.....idk, everyone.)

"so youre walking along, and you see a tower--"

"wait, i thought we were going into a cave"

"uh, well......i just tried to make sense of the maps i had"

"so, we see a tower.....cave?"

"its an inverted tower, maybe?"

"a tower next to a cave?"

"its a magical tower-cave"

"a cave of towers!"

"whatever"

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she also left out the part where i would throw some corpses into the next room we walk into

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"I kick down the door and throw the corpses of the zombies into the room before me"

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Poor Eric spends the whole encounter landlocked on the airship since he's melee, and when a bat finally gets in range he tries to punch it, critically fails, and falls flat on his face. It was just too funny.

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[9:07:11 PM] Emma Sylvester: i mean, my character specifically could probably just hide her features and pass for a human

[9:07:22 PM] Henry Kun Yan: she is a light-skinned tiefling

[9:07:24 PM] Emma Sylvester: wear a hood and wrap my tail and arm up

[9:07:30 PM] T1g: her skin is pale like the snow

[9:07:38 PM] T1g: like super pale

[9:07:38 PM] Emma Sylvester: freshly driven

[9:07:39 PM] T1g: someone

[9:07:46 PM] T1g: someone will try to get her to a doctor

[9:07:48 PM] T1g: more than once

[9:07:51 PM] Emma Sylvester: lol

[9:08:00 PM] Henry Kun Yan: lady, you have horns. are you okay?

[9:08:09 PM] T1g: MAAM ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO BLOOD IN YOUR FACE

[9:18:16 PM] T1g: yeah

[9:18:17 PM] T1g: btw

[9:18:19 PM] T1g: the other reason this matters

[9:18:30 PM] T1g: is so the races and stuff we encounter is slightly less random lol

[9:18:44 PM] Emma Sylvester: where do bugbears even come from

[9:18:45 PM] T1g: like now we will actually think something when suddenly there is a bugbear piloting our ship

[9:18:46 PM] T1g: yeah

[9:18:48 PM] T1g: JESUS

[9:18:48 PM] Emma Sylvester: and why are they scottish

[9:18:48 PM] Henry Kun Yan: the wilds

[9:18:49 PM] T1g: STOp

[9:18:51 PM] T1g: EMMA

[9:18:51 PM] Emma Sylvester: lol

[9:18:52 PM] T1g: STOP

[9:18:53 PM] Henry Kun Yan: like goblins

[9:18:54 PM] T1g: READING

[9:18:55 PM] T1g: MY

[9:18:55 PM] T1g: MIND

[9:34:50 PM] Haruna: are there seasons?

[9:34:54 PM] Henry Kun Yan: we assume

[9:34:55 PM] T1g: yeah

[9:34:58 PM] T1g: lets just say yeah

[9:34:59 PM] Henry Kun Yan: and climates

[9:35:05 PM] T1g: otherwise we cnat have a christmas special

[9:35:09 PM] T1g: during break

[9:35:13 PM] T1g: oh my god

[9:35:16 PM] Henry Kun Yan: oh man

[9:35:19 PM] T1g: that is actually an amazing idea

[9:35:20 PM] Henry Kun Yan: just saying ahead of time

[9:35:22 PM] T1g: we have a sidequest

[9:35:24 PM] T1g: GUYS

[9:35:28 PM] T1g: WE HAVE A QUEST

[9:35:29 PM] Henry Kun Yan: I won't be able to play dec 26th to jan 2nd

[9:35:31 PM] T1g: WHERE WE SAVE CHRISTMAS

[9:35:32 PM] Emma Sylvester: oh gawd

[9:35:33 PM] T1g: OH MY GOD

[9:35:42 PM] Chimetals: im dying

[9:35:44 PM] Emma Sylvester: kalena hates christmas

[9:35:48 PM] Emma Sylvester: can i be the grinch

[9:35:50 PM] Chimetals: how u come up wit dis stuff

[9:35:50 PM] T1g: yes

[9:35:55 PM] T1g: we save christmas from kalena

[9:35:58 PM] Henry Kun Yan: this could be some lighthearted party stuff

[9:36:02 PM] T1g: and teach her the true meaning of giving

[9:36:09 PM] Henry Kun Yan: where we ham up all the injokes that we developed thus far

[9:36:16 PM] Henry Kun Yan: about our characters

[9:36:18 PM] T1g: this is like a dojinshi

[9:36:20 PM] Henry Kun Yan: yes

[9:36:22 PM] T1g: this is literally a dojinshi

[9:36:23 PM] Emma Sylvester: i hope this is actually my redemption quest

[9:36:26 PM] Henry Kun Yan: extras at the end of the volume

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Why ARE they scottish.

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Now, I want all of you to stop and take this test: The Universal Mary Sue Litmus test. Be completely honest as you take it. It's okay if you came out with a mary sue result, I just want to see how it works for you guys. Right now I'm running through it with Sir Gallihax the Goose Knight.

I'm typing this as I go and I checked the "Does this character look how you wish you look" box, the "Is your character exceptionally handsome" box, and the "Are you jealous of how sexy your character is" box.

And the "Is your character of a species that is typically outrageously attractive by human standards" box.

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aw, yeahhhhhh

i rolled my eyes and cringed a lot at some of these. ugh, just....i dun even.

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I bet you all write mary sues because you're not a seasoned veteran writer like me B)

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"I'm a seasoned veteran writer!" He proudly proclaimed, directing to his stacks of porn.

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"my eridan-corvus fanfiction is 100% original, and no one else has ever thought of it before!" he cheerfully typed with one hand.

The other hand was on his penis

chimetals considering i wrote most of your characters backstory i dont know how much of it counts lol

i got an 11 btw. This test doesnt really do much though because we havent really gotten to anything good yet

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