Probably the Most Obvious Thing Youve Heard in a While

[Chimetals 344]

just wanted to let you all know that im a guy.

 

in other news, the sky is blue :3

 

*edit*

lists of names:

 

shot down:

Abram
Aden
Adriel
Adrien
Alek
Alden
Allan
Alexzander
Alton
Amadeus
Amarion
Amos
Archer
Ari
Aric
Arman
Armand
Arron
Asa
Asher
Barrett

Bayani
Bernard
Blaise

Blasius
Bourne
Braiden
Branson
Brant
Braven
Braxton
Brayson
Brennon
Breton
Brock
Broden
Broderick
Bronson
Brooks
Bruno
Bryon
Cale
Camron
Carlo
Castle
Cecil
Cedrick

Alex--LL

Allen--saha

Andrew--jackson
Jack--all i can think of is nichibros.
Jacob--twilight
Aaron--dismukes
Adam--ive nixed this so many times with sayuri
Brian--not feeling this one, honestly
Matt---ehhhhhh......not really.

Anthony--im...not feeling this one, honestly.

Barry

Ben--pheo

Blake--even if i didnt know a blake (my gradeschool classmate of 8ish years younger brother, who was in my year) i just.....dunno.

Carl--dated one, dont like the guy. at all. hell if i wanna take his name.

Chance

Charles--my cousin

Chase--obvious reasons, no thanks. itd be too weird. also was a name i tended to name every two bit character i came up with for a couple years.

Chloe--girl name, or at least im reading it that way

Chris(topher)

Clay--there was one i took tkd with for years. i found him somewhat off-putting.

Coeden
Cohen
Colt
Cordell
Cornelius
Creston
Cyrus
Dakoda
Dalvin
Dante
Darin
Dario
Daron
Darrien
Darrin
Daston
Daulton
Davin
Dawson
Dayne
Declan
Dennon
Demarco
Demetrius
Denver
Deon
Deondre
Destin
Devonta
Dillion
Dimitri
Dion
Dionte

Dominic
Dominik
Don
Donavon
Donnell
Dontae
Dorian

Dustin
Dyllan
Ean
Easton
Edison
Edmund
Efren
Elian
Eliezer
Elmer
Emerson
Emmett
Erich
Ervin
Ethen
Everton
Ezekiel
Faxon
Fidel
Fletcher
Freddie
Gage
Galen
Garett
Gavyn
Gerard
Gibson
Gideon
Greyson

Dustin--HEARGHNGHNNNNHHNRHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i dont know

George--ganny

Griffin
Gunner
Hans
Harlem
Harvey
Herbert
Herman
Hudson
Hyatt

Hunter--dunno, im still not too sure about having initials close to my brothers (HL)

Ian
Irving
Isaak
Isai
Jacoby
Jade
Jair
Jakobe
Jaleel
Jan
Jaren
Jarod
Javonte
Jaxon
Jaxson

Jake--not....feeling this one...i dont even know why.

James--i cant see myself as a james. like, i just.....hrnghhhhhhhh

Jedd
Jeff
Jeramiah
Jerrod
Jesse
Jetson
Jett
Justus
Kai
Kale
Kane
Kayden
Keagan
Keethan
Kennedy
Kenton
Kenyon
Keon
Keyon
Kian
Kilian
Kirby
Kole
Kolton
Kordell
Kyden
Kylan
Kynan
Lachlan
Ladarius

Ladon
Lamont
Landen
Landis
Lathan
Lawson

Lethe
Leland
Lester
Lionel
Lloyd
Maclean
Maddox
Manson
Marcel
Marion
Markel
Matteo
Matthias
Maxim
Maximillian
Mayer
Menachem
Mikel
Milo
Misael
Morgan
Moshe
Myron
Nash
Nason
Nevan
Nicklaus
Niko
Nirvana
Norman
Odissey
Orion
Paris
Paxton
Payton
Perry
Prince
Race
Raiden
Ralph
Ramsey
Randen
Randolph
Reagan
Reese
Reilly
Remington
Reuben
Rex
Rey
Riddick
Ridge
Rocco
Rocky
Rodrick
Rogan
Roman
Romello
Rook
Rory
Rourke
Rowan
Rowdy
Royce
Rudy
Rune
Rustin
Ryker
Ryland
Rylee
Ryley
Sabastian
Samson
Santiago
Santos
Savion
Sawyer
Shamar
Silas
Simeon
Sonny
Spenser
Sterling
Stratton
Sullivan
Syed
Sydney
Tavion
Tayson
Teddy
Teven
Thatcher
Theodore
Titus
Tobias
Trae
Tre
Trevin
Treyvon

Jeremy--i feel like this is your name, SM. is it your name? cuz i think its your name.

Louie--not....feeling it....also not too sure on having initials of LL :/

Mark, Luke--again, books of the bible.

Mark--not feeling the biblical things, much, honestly. i mean, some of the names have a nice ring to them, but most fall flat on me (and the ones i like, i tend to either know someone with that name currently, or otherwwise knew someone for several years with that name)

Mason--idk? i just....do i look like a mason?

Max--covered this

Max--too close to maxi

Michael--dated one, itd be weird. also my second cousins name

Paul--pheo and t1gs older brother

Pete®--definitely not pete.

Robbie--already got one that t1g talks about a lot, having two would get weird. besides, im not really a rob.

Schuyler--isnt this more of a last name?

Tristan
Trystan
Tucker
Turner
Tylan
Tyron
Uriah
Ulysses
Vaughn
Wade
Walker
Waylon
Winston
Wyatt
Xander
Yale
Zakary
Zander
Zavier

Victor--makes me think of harry potter, even though im p sure he was a minor character.

Zack--z names make me feel like a tool. and i knew one.

Zeke

(ill work through my annotated thought processes in the ones i didnt like, but i had them all typed up and then deleted them like a moron)

 

limbo:

Alphonse/Alfons

Joshua--tbh, i cant shake the mental image this gives me of the guy from TWEWY. thats not really a bad thing (the guy has great hair) except that i havent entirely forgiven him (but he has the best stats on my file, and that hair just looks so fun to drawwwwww)

Julius

Laelius

Lykour

Narcis

Nicholas

Seth--not immediately rejecting this one, i think.

Shawn

Silias

(some of questionable approval by the public)

[pheonix561 2080]

Have fun with your new penis
 

You won't be getting any support from me though thats for sure

[Knuckle 484]

Congrats Chimetals!

 

We are all very proud of you

The news about this blue sky worries me though

[Chimetals 344]

Have fun with your new penis

 

You won't be getting any support from me though thats for sure

have you seen those things? they look like sausages :<

[pheonix561 2080]

You get used to it

[Knuckle 484]

You can forget doing splits though

 

trust me on this one

[pheonix561 2080]

Next time I see you I'm going to kick you in the crotch. When you look at me, mostly unphased, and ask why I did that, I'll say "Savor it while you can." Alternatively: "Foreshadowing."

[pheonix561 2080]

Yeah I actually have no idea what his plans are. I just have a habit of calling "cutting your dick off" and "growing a dick" to people when they tell me they're trans.

[Cirt 612]

oh no I have to remember to use the correct pronouns again :/

[Michael 290]

It's cold.

[Chase 390]

There's an unusual amount of LGBT people on hyrule.net

 

obviously because the guys are so in love with me (pheo) and the girls are mad that they can't have me (pheo) and some of them even change genders to be with me (pheo).

 

So sad.

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

Just remember that the penis is very different from it's feminine counterpart. For instance, the penis does not have a natural process  that involves terrible cramps and bleeding every month.

 

Should the penis start bleeding, take note that this is not a natural process, you are having a very bad problem and you will not go to space today.

[Chimetals 344]

You can forget doing splits though

 

trust me on this one

i cant even do splits, period, so no issues there.

 

Is it a dumb/ignorant question if I ask if you're really getting a penis? No offense I just don't know if these replies are jokes or what

atm, no, because the plastic surgery ones look awful. i also dont trust anyone or anything with my nerve endings.

[Chase 390]

you will not go to space today.

I'm glad you read xkcd too =)

[Chimetals 344]

also

Next time I see you I'm going to kick you in the crotch. When you look at me, mostly unphased, and ask why I did that, I'll say "Savor it while you can." Alternatively: "Foreshadowing."

i dont think this would even be a thing, i mean, the operative source of your pain is testicles, and unless they use the ovaries in the rearrangement mess (p sure they dont) id never have to suffer the same way that you do ;3