The Really Bad Theories Megathread

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How did Hyrule flood anyway??? All I can think of is, oh I don't know, say,  the gravitation pull of the moon getting closer to earth.

 

The king of Hyrule is Majora.

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I mean, in that timeline the moon would have crashed into the earth, and so it displaced all the water and flooded everything, obviously, right?

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No it would have crashed into Link's warped sense of mind, destroyed by grief.

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Majora's Mask is molded after Link's broken psyche. Termina is Silent Hill.

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I'm just wondering how He-Man survived in that flood. He obviously cannot swim.

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Global Warming.

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But it doesn't matter since they're all dead anyway. Gallivanting around in the afterlife, I'd say. That's why there are so many different iterations of Hyrule and Link and Zelda and etc, because they're all in purgatory.

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((Silver's is my favorite so far))

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that's because it's the one most resembling Dark Souls

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Similarly, the Gerudo are named so because they were meant to be rude bitches. Gerud(e)o.



I might take the time to go through the one-time posting members' threads and pick out the really great theories they brought to the forum.

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Yeah, and the Deku Scrubs were meant to scrub decks because Decku Scrubs

 

LOLo oo Olo lOO lo OL lo LO

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Ganny, if you're named love, why are you spreading hatred?

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