MASH

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In case you never attended 6th grade, here is how you play:

Roll a d20, or use this virtual die.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
take the number you got and count each option until you get to your number.
Whatever you land on you cross off and start counting again from zero.
You skip over each crossed off option as you continue counting. (you always skip the topic title)
When there is only ONE option left in a topic, save it, for that is your answer for that topic.
Skip over finished topics too, as though they were crossed off.
PS- M.A.S.H. is the starting topic. [M for Mansion, A for Apartment, S for Shack, and H for House]
Post your final results like so

M (or whichever letter you get)
Spouse:
Kids:
Transportation:
Location:
Job:



Here are the options!

M A S H

Spouse:

  • Pheo
  • LL
  • Saha
  • Chimetals
  • Chase
  • Cascade
  • Cirt
  • Arachne
  • Teto
  • Phanny

Kids:

  • 3 boys, 2 girls
  • Conjoined girls
  • Triplet boys
  • 10 girls
  • No kids, just lots of cats

Transportation:

  • Bus
  • Pogo Stick
  • Jetpack
  • Razor Scooter
  • Actual Jet

Location:

  • Scotland
  • Saint Louis
  • Ohio
  • The Moon
  • North Korea

Job:

  • President of the United States of America
  • Pro Blogger
  • Semi-Pro Wrestler
  • Pokemon Master
  • Cafeteria Lady


My results-

(rolled a 15)



H for House
Spouse: Cascade
Kids: Cats
Transportation: Bus
Location: North Korea
Job: Pro Blogger

If not for Cascade, my life would be super lame!

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Posted (edited)

M

 

Spouse:

  • Teto

 

Kids:

  • Conjoined girls

 

Transportation:

  • Pogo Stick

 

Location:

  • Saint Louis

 

Job:

  • President of the United States of America

 

"My fellow Americans. I would like to present to you... My ass. Bend over and kiss it, bitches. I've got a pogo stick and a Scottish husband. You ain't got shit on me."

 

Acceptance speech.

Edited by Celeb Ithil (see edit history)

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M for Mansion

 

Spouse: Pheonix

Kids: 3 boys, 2 girls

Transportation: Bus

Location: Scotland

Job: President of the United States of America

 

okay I could learn to cope and adapt to being the President of another country whilst living in a different country, hell I could even deal with living with pheo eventually (he'd be killed of course). but pls, no crotch-dumplings. I will never be able to cope with puppying crotch-dumplings running amok around my mansion >:|

 

(rolled a 12)

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S for shack

Spouse:

Cirt :D

Kids:

Triplet boys

Location:

Ohio

Job:

Semi-pro wrestler

 

I rolled a 9

I snorted so loudly at the spouse and

TRIPLET BOYS WHAT THE puppy ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME 

Apartment

Spouse:

  • Chimetals

Kids:

  • Triplet boys

Transportation:

  • Razor Scooter

Location:

  • Scotland

Job:

  • Cafeteria Lady

I rolled a 20 I am never doing that again ugh took forever

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I did mine while trying to get ready for a party. Barely made my ride in time.

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I am a pokemon master who trains with his team in the scottish highlands on pogosticks with my wonderful three boys and two girls and my lovely wife Arachne who I apparently am very regularly boinging to have this many kids

I rolled a 16

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Pheo just informed me on Skype that I live in Scotland with him and have five kids. HOW DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE?

Ahem...

Living on the Moon in a shack with Sahaqiel. We have 3 boys and 2 girls. I use a razor scooter for my job as a Pokemon Master.

I'm okay with everything except the kids. I'll just let them play outside without their space suits. I was also kinda hoping for the Semi-Pro Wrestler.

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Posted (edited)

S for Shack
Spouse: Chimetals

Kids: 10 girls

Transportation: Actual Jet

Location: The Moon

Job: Pro Blogger

 

12 people in a shack on the moon, sounds kinda cramped. Surely there's enough real estate for us to expand?

 

I'm sure the blog would be interesting, at least. And where am I using this jet to go to, anyway? Are there supermarkets on the moon that I'm not aware of?

 

Edit: And no, I actually didn't hand pick Chimetals, I rolled an 11. Its still weird odds though...

Edited by emsomniac (see edit history)

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Rolled: 18

Living: Apartment
Spouse: Arachne
Kids: Triplet boys
Transport: Jetpack
Area: Ohio
Occupation: Semi-pro wrestler

 

A semi-pro wrestler who jetpacks his triplet boys to school.

 

And lives in Ohio.

 

Someone's popular, eh Arachne.

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S for Shack

Spouse: Chimetals

Kids: 10 girls

Transportation: Actual Jet

Location: The Moon

Job: Pro Blogger

 

12 people in a shack on the moon, sounds kinda cramped. Surely there's enough real estate for us to expand?

 

I'm sure the blog would be interesting, at least. And where am I using this jet to go to, anyway? Are there supermarkets on the moon that I'm not aware of?

 

Edit: And no, I actually didn't hand pick Chimetals, I rolled an 11. Its still weird odds though...

you basically got the high score so far. At least by my standards. The fact that you got your preferred spouse just adds tho that.

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you basically got the high score so far. At least by my standards. The fact that you got your preferred spouse just adds tho that.

A dingy shack isn't exactly high score material in my book lol

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but you got moon, pro blogger, and jet!

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Yeah, emso's got it made pretty much, except for whatever extremely dangerous implications living on the moon in a decrepit home has. But she gets to make a living from complaining about it on the internet.

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