Posted 23 Feb 2013 In case you never attended 6th grade, here is how you play:Roll a d20, or use this virtual die. http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm take the number you got and count each option until you get to your number. Whatever you land on you cross off and start counting again from zero. You skip over each crossed off option as you continue counting. (you always skip the topic title) When there is only ONE option left in a topic, save it, for that is your answer for that topic. Skip over finished topics too, as though they were crossed off. PS- M.A.S.H. is the starting topic. [M for Mansion, A for Apartment, S for Shack, and H for House] Post your final results like so M (or whichever letter you get) Spouse: Kids: Transportation: Location: Job: Here are the options! M A S HSpouse: Pheo LL Saha Chimetals Chase Cascade Cirt Arachne Teto Phanny Kids: 3 boys, 2 girls Conjoined girls Triplet boys 10 girls No kids, just lots of cats Transportation: Bus Pogo Stick Jetpack Razor Scooter Actual Jet Location: Scotland Saint Louis Ohio The Moon North Korea Job: President of the United States of America Pro Blogger Semi-Pro Wrestler Pokemon Master Cafeteria Lady My results- (rolled a 15) H for House Spouse: Cascade Kids: Cats Transportation: Bus Location: North Korea Job: Pro Blogger If not for Cascade, my life would be super lame! Cascade, SilverAlchemic and Arachne like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Feb 2013 (edited) M Spouse: Teto Kids: Conjoined girls Transportation: Pogo Stick Location: Saint Louis Job: President of the United States of America "My fellow Americans. I would like to present to you... My ass. Bend over and kiss it, bitches. I've got a pogo stick and a Scottish husband. You ain't got shit on me." Acceptance speech. Edited 23 Feb 2013 by Celeb Ithil (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Feb 2013 M for Mansion Spouse: Pheonix Kids: 3 boys, 2 girls Transportation: Bus Location: Scotland Job: President of the United States of America okay I could learn to cope and adapt to being the President of another country whilst living in a different country, hell I could even deal with living with pheo eventually (he'd be killed of course). but pls, no crotch-dumplings. I will never be able to cope with puppying crotch-dumplings running amok around my mansion >:| (rolled a 12) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Feb 2013 S for shack Spouse: Cirt Kids: Triplet boys Location: Ohio Job: Semi-pro wrestler I rolled a 9 I snorted so loudly at the spouse and TRIPLET BOYS WHAT THE puppy ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME Apartment Spouse: Chimetals Kids: Triplet boys Transportation: Razor Scooter Location: Scotland Job: Cafeteria Lady I rolled a 20 I am never doing that again ugh took forever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Feb 2013 I did mine while trying to get ready for a party. Barely made my ride in time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Feb 2013 I am a pokemon master who trains with his team in the scottish highlands on pogosticks with my wonderful three boys and two girls and my lovely wife Arachne who I apparently am very regularly boinging to have this many kids I rolled a 16 Arachne likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Feb 2013 Pheo just informed me on Skype that I live in Scotland with him and have five kids. HOW DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE? Ahem... Living on the Moon in a shack with Sahaqiel. We have 3 boys and 2 girls. I use a razor scooter for my job as a Pokemon Master. I'm okay with everything except the kids. I'll just let them play outside without their space suits. I was also kinda hoping for the Semi-Pro Wrestler. pheonix561 likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Feb 2013 (edited) S for Shack Spouse: Chimetals Kids: 10 girls Transportation: Actual Jet Location: The Moon Job: Pro Blogger 12 people in a shack on the moon, sounds kinda cramped. Surely there's enough real estate for us to expand? I'm sure the blog would be interesting, at least. And where am I using this jet to go to, anyway? Are there supermarkets on the moon that I'm not aware of? Edit: And no, I actually didn't hand pick Chimetals, I rolled an 11. Its still weird odds though... Edited 25 Feb 2013 by emsomniac (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Feb 2013 Rolled: 18 Living: Apartment Spouse: Arachne Kids: Triplet boys Transport: Jetpack Area: Ohio Occupation: Semi-pro wrestler A semi-pro wrestler who jetpacks his triplet boys to school. And lives in Ohio. Someone's popular, eh Arachne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Feb 2013 S for Shack Spouse: Chimetals Kids: 10 girls Transportation: Actual Jet Location: The Moon Job: Pro Blogger 12 people in a shack on the moon, sounds kinda cramped. Surely there's enough real estate for us to expand? I'm sure the blog would be interesting, at least. And where am I using this jet to go to, anyway? Are there supermarkets on the moon that I'm not aware of? Edit: And no, I actually didn't hand pick Chimetals, I rolled an 11. Its still weird odds though... you basically got the high score so far. At least by my standards. The fact that you got your preferred spouse just adds tho that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Feb 2013 you basically got the high score so far. At least by my standards. The fact that you got your preferred spouse just adds tho that. A dingy shack isn't exactly high score material in my book lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Feb 2013 but you got moon, pro blogger, and jet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Feb 2013 Yeah, emso's got it made pretty much, except for whatever extremely dangerous implications living on the moon in a decrepit home has. But she gets to make a living from complaining about it on the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites