A Very Important Announcement

[Padraig! 103]

Throughout the past year or so, I've garnered a certain reputation. The reputation as "The Best 17-year-old in the Business" or something to that effect. I've always doubted your sincerity in all of this. I also always figured I didn't deserve it.

Those who have heard my voice can attest to the fact that it's much too deep for what would be considered "normal" for my age. I also have such a similar sense of humor to those of you who are much older than I. Strange, right? I Would've thought so if I were one of you and I ran into myself on the internet.

BUT CENSORED-DRAIG! I hear you ask, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS

Well, you'll see. Give me a minute.

Say someone were to find a random website to target, act like a dumbass kid for ~two years, suddenly get cool, and stage themselves being of the ages 14-17 during that entire time. What if they were so bad that they were good? What if they got cool so the people on the website would doubt his alleged age? What if, even after he came out as actually being 13, you still couldn't be sure, because of all of this and all the confusion?

If you haven't guessed it yet, this is what has happened thus far, and I hope to see continue happening.

But of course it won't, now you know my plan.

The point is, I've led you all on for so long. And now, it's time for the big reveal.

I am Patrick McMullen, 13 years old. And I welcome you to the main event.

[Knuckle 484]

Patrick? of course!

 

Padraig is the Irish etymological origin of Patrick

 

I always wondered where that name was from. Very clever

[pheonix561 2080]

Didn't we see photos of you and teto in the same place at the same time once

[Padraig! 103]

Didn't we see photos of you and teto in the same place at the same time once

such photos never existed

i have never met 'teto'

who is 'teto'

[Sahaqiel 1232]

That doesn't even work out. That would mean you were 8 or 9 when I met you first?

[Ammonsa 308]

I trust u

 

even though we've had sexual relations

 

i trust yu

[Padraig! 103]

I trust u

 

even though we've had sexual relations

 

i trust yu

thank u bby

That doesn't even work out. That would mean you were 8 or 9 when I met you first?

Some say I'm very mature for my age.

[Teto 2609]

Some say I'm very mature for my age.

 

Like cheddar.

[pheonix561 2080]

he called you cheesey

[Teto 2609]

Patrick you're cheese. And you're grate.

[Padraig! 103]

Patrick you're cheese. And you're grate.

[Necropolis 763]

This has almost become a copy pasta. When people leave for a long time and come back they should make one of these

[Sayubie 405]

This has almost become a copy pasta. When people leave for a long time and come back they should make one of these

I don't know about dis idea