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[Rule Numero Uno: No killing each other, that is dumb]

 

*knocks on door* hello this is the RP police... the RPolice.... and we're here to crash the party

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I stand in the background of the party looking cool. Also I'm an undercover cop

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*knocks down door sounding warhorn* I brought the punch *punches party host in the teeth*

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I look to the horrified guests in their party hats, streamers dangling overhead. There is a banner with the Avengers on it oh dear god

 

"Guys, this is the wrong party. This is a ten-year-old's birthday party. Teto you just punched the birthday boy."

 

I turn to the horrified mother. "I am so, so sorry ma'am. We just got of the academy and the boys were a little excited when the call came in, you know how it is." Her son lay unconscious on the floor, blood pooling out where his front teeth used to be.

 

"Izzat chocolate cake? 'Cause I could really go for a slice of chocolate cake right about now."

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"You know, I did get a lot of 'Why are you so tall, mister?'"

 

I look down at myself, and back up to Shrubbery. "Is it really that easy to confuse me for a dude?" I ask as I follow the rest of the squad out.

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Meanwhile I'm falling out of an airplane

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IS THIS HOW THE STORY ENDS???

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"Guys, I got a call from dispatch. They need us to bust a meth lab out in the desert."

 

 

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"Where the hell is Officer Pheo?"

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I turn around and I shoot the airplane with my bazooka and it blows up while I'm falling

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the airplane contained nothing more than a group of 10 year olds heading to Disney Land for a birthday party!

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"Fuck those terrorists disguised as ten year olds planning to blow up disney land" I say to myself as I'm falling

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Suddenly I'm crushed by the weight of a bear falling on top of me.

 

Straining for breath under it, I ask "What the puppy is a bear doing in the sky in the middle of Arizona?"

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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" I ask a mirror

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