Posted 22 Jul 2013 [Rule Numero Uno: No killing each other, that is dumb] *knocks on door* hello this is the RP police... the RPolice.... and we're here to crash the party Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2013 I stand in the background of the party looking cool. Also I'm an undercover cop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Jul 2013 *knocks down door sounding warhorn* I brought the punch *punches party host in the teeth* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 I look to the horrified guests in their party hats, streamers dangling overhead. There is a banner with the Avengers on it oh dear god "Guys, this is the wrong party. This is a ten-year-old's birthday party. Teto you just punched the birthday boy." I turn to the horrified mother. "I am so, so sorry ma'am. We just got of the academy and the boys were a little excited when the call came in, you know how it is." Her son lay unconscious on the floor, blood pooling out where his front teeth used to be. "Izzat chocolate cake? 'Cause I could really go for a slice of chocolate cake right about now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 "You know, I did get a lot of 'Why are you so tall, mister?'" I look down at myself, and back up to Shrubbery. "Is it really that easy to confuse me for a dude?" I ask as I follow the rest of the squad out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 Meanwhile I'm falling out of an airplane Gilded Grace likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 IS THIS HOW THE STORY ENDS??? pheonix561 and Gilded Grace like this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 "Guys, I got a call from dispatch. They need us to bust a meth lab out in the desert." ... "Where the hell is Officer Pheo?" Gilded Grace likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 I turn around and I shoot the airplane with my bazooka and it blows up while I'm falling Gilded Grace likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 the airplane contained nothing more than a group of 10 year olds heading to Disney Land for a birthday party! Gilded Grace likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Jul 2013 "Fuck those terrorists disguised as ten year olds planning to blow up disney land" I say to myself as I'm falling Gilded Grace likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Jul 2013 Suddenly I'm crushed by the weight of a bear falling on top of me. Straining for breath under it, I ask "What the puppy is a bear doing in the sky in the middle of Arizona?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Jul 2013 "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" I ask a mirror Share this post Link to post Share on other sites