things you should never hear the Zelda characters say its a game!

[=Zoe= 3]

*Giant bird kidnapes Aryll*

Link: Damn! Now I have to go and get her right?

[Eka 387]

*Owl from OoT appears for like fourth time in game*

Link: You again? Jeez how many times do you come in this game?

Owl: Link, your journey begins here, Gerudo Valley is dangerous, uhh..so..umm.. eh screw it, go find out for yourself how dangerous Gerudo Valley is, I'm gettin a latte *flys away*

Navi: Well...that was unexpected..

Link: Yeah...he drinks lattes..

Navi:

[I'm the next hero of time. 0]

Link why cant you just stay dead you stupid fat...

Ganindorf: fff-ffat? fat? but link i thought what we had was special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HAM! 0]

there is a forum game section you know....

SHUT UP SHE CAN DO WHAT EVER SHE WANTS YOU PILE OF POOP!

[HAM! 0]

link: somehow I get this weird feeling that a whole bunch of fans are talking about me at some website!!!

navi: *rolls eys* yeah right!

[=Zoe= 3]

Link: [singing] See you at the bitter end... [/singing]

Ganondof:

[Centauri 0]

Twilight Princess Link in Castle Town- looking at the cats on west road:

Link: Awww, they're so cute!

Midna: Let's go to the temple!

Link: But they're so cute and fluffy!

Midna: Link, we're looking for the fused twilight, remember?

Link: Oh, a dog! Let's go play fetch with it!

Midna: Oh, gods...

Link: Fetch, doggy!

[=Zoe= 3]

Link: What if I don't want to get fired from a creepy old cannon to the sky?

Midna: I don't care! Just get inside!

[I'm the next hero of time. 0]

Link:.....dose this man skirt make me look fat? and do my legs look big?

Minda: IM NOT LOOKING AT YOUR LEGS YOU SICK'O!

Link:rrrrriiiiigggghhhtttt

[=Zoe= 3]

Zelda: I've been thinking about a hobby for the next adventure, Link really spend a lot of time running in circules instead of trying to save me and Hyrule

Link: *runs in circules*

[HeroFlame 0]

Lol

(right after transforming)

Zora Link: just great.. more fan girls...

or should I say..

Zora Link: AWESOME, more fan chicks

:unsure:

[eyeoftruth 2]

link; I've got a strange feeling... I think someone in another dimension is talking about stuff they never want to hear people in hyrule say.....

[=Zoe= 3]

Ganondorf: [singing a parody of "I feel pretty] I feel evil oh so evil, I feel evil and wicked and mean!!! [/singin]

[I'm the next hero of time. 0]

lmao!

thats a good one....

[=Zoe= 3]

lmao!

thats a good one....

Thanks! a friend made the parody but for Voldemort (from Harry Potter) but it fits Gandondorf too

I have another one:

Link: I have a bottle with a bug, I have a bottle with a bug!

Navi: So what? Jack Sparrow has a bottle with DIRT

Link: