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epona is like a voccal anagram of "a pony" but like ee pwn ah to ah pwn ee

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that has got to be the most half-assed theory I ever seen

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facts you probably didnt know

 

 

epona

 

epona used to belong to ganono then he abadoned her for a black fire stallion when he outgrew her

 

thats why epona needs link to play eponas song to tame her because she is afraid to trust link she thinks she will get abandoned again

 

ganono could never play an instrument tho the gerudo are a tone deaf people when link plays her song she knows he is different and has a sensitive side

 

we all have an epona in our life dont you abandon her like ganono hang onto her like link!

 

 

Dark link

 

dark link is the dark version of link he is the nightmare that link is evil

 

dark link can never have children he is sterile it is the curse of the shadow

 

ganono is afraid of dark link sometimes he doesnt understand his shadow customs

 

dark links philosophy is the brighter the light the darker the shadow

 

 

 

kapeora gaebora

 

kaepora gaebora used to be king hyrule he watches over the kingdom as wise owl

 

he likes link because he reminds him of his son prince gaebora

 

even though he is an owl he still likes to stay awake at day when he was king he did not sleep in the day this makes him a pretty neat owl

 

 

king dodongo

 

most of the dinosaurs went extinct but not king dodoongo

 

he learned how to roll from watching the gordons

 

king dodongo hates the gordons there is a royal feud now king gordon and king dodongo both want to be king of the mountain

 

 

 

the gordons

 

the gordons live in the mountains they almost are extinct but not yet

 

the gordons are a touchy feely race

 

the gordons are a proud people but nobody knows why because they never do anything to be proud of

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your all such dorks :sadlink:

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also it's confirmed I think by someone somewhere that the kefka guy from the game with the minish hat was actually majoras origin form and that it was just his face that was the strange mask. IT's really a big game series and there are a lot of games with plots, it is really strange.

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Knuckle is just mad that I am a walking Zelda encyclopedia full of neat facts

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There are no mortal souls more enlightened than we two; the bearers of Truth.

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I am going to turn you both into small reptiles :sadlink:

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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE ... HATEHATEHATEHATHEHATEHATE

 

now for some fun facts about small reptiles in the the zelda series

 

 

lizalfops

 

lizalfops used to be geckos they evolved bigger to reach at the tree branches of trees

 

ganono found some lizalfop eggs instead of making breakfast he made an lizalfop army! good thinking

 

now they have swords they love metal shiny things they hate link the master sword is metal and shiny they want it so bad

 

lizalfops know the hyrule tongue but they lick their eyeballs so much that they have trouble forming sentences

 

sometimes they eat their own babbies its okay the babbies dont mind

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fun fact peeples think ritu used to be zorros but thats not tru because feesh dont have wing

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this is my new favorite thread

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fun fact peeples think ritu used to be zorros but thats not tru because feesh dont have wing

 

source?

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In the Orca of Time Link goes in the future but he'sm not sexually active because he's a 10 year old in a 17 year old body and thats why threre's not a sex scene anywhere. When Link went back it was officially confirmed a lot by a guy that he had trouble maturing because of the time skip, and it messed with his emotional developmen tand sexual maturation. Majoras Mask was his journey though is messed up maturation process and all the masks were all his face "wgich one is me, is it this is it this one i am not thwe death masks of great men" and then when it was over he realised he was just as messed up as the skull kid and so it was reveeled that LInk whent back in time even farther and became Skull Kid because Skill Kid was messed up too, and so they were the same guy all along.

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Whoa!^

 

 

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