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Building a wall RP

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Name: Andy

Age: 33

 

"Pass me that brick we need to get started on this wall."

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Name: Brick
Age: 25

Hey whats up man what do you need

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"Haha yeah very funny, you make that joke every time. This is why we haven't even started this goddamn wall yet. Give me one of those bricks. From the pile of bricks. Please don't make the same joke again."

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Name: Wall

Age: 28

 

"Hey guys, I don't know what all this noise is about getting started on me but I'd just like to remind you that one Wall is plenty."

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"Wall shut up for the love of God. You do this whenever we have to build a wall. It's a great joke and we all laughed when you first said it but it got old really fast. Just mix some cement.

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Posted (edited)

Name: Cement

Age: 27

 

"Aren't you gonna buy me a drink first?"

Edited by Necropolis (see edit history)

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"Right Cement, out. If you didn't get my point from the last two tellings-off I just gave Brick and Wall, I'm not in the mood for jokes. None of this sassy backchat. Get on with laying tiles."

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Posted (edited)

Tile

Age:79

 

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up

Edited by Sawoobie (see edit history)

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"Someone help Tile up and they get him laid. Hop to it."

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"Well Jeeze, sir I just met Tile..."

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"I am your designated Elite. You remember the induction where I told you that you earn Topaz Tokens for pleasing your superiors? And that obeying a direct order from an Elite member of our select society will earn you greater favor and rapport in the community? Maybe with more compliance you will rise high enough to work in the fields with Elite John or in the kitchens with Elite Joanna. You want to make the Leader happy, don't you? You want to serve Him and our Purpose, don't you? Please, do as you're bid, and maybe one day you will join the Elites, and find yourself one step closer to Paradise."

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Posted (edited)

*urinated on self**still on floor*

Edited by Sawoobie (see edit history)
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tile what the fuck is wrong with you

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*walkie talkie* "We have an 'unresponsive unit' in sector 6. Yes, count it as a loss of stock. No, it's not a problem really; just subtract a crate from storage for it to be returned to sender, they won't ask any questions." *hangs up*

 

"Back to work Brick. Make your farewells while Sister Alison escorts Tile to the nurse's office for biological reconditioning."

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Brick nudges tile a bit with his toe to see if she responds before returning to the pile of wall building materials.

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