The Political Compass

[Teto 2609]

You're a goddamn psychopath.

[Agent Zako 153]

But I've only murdered 3 of the fools who dare oppose my righteous robotic justice... today.

[Teto 2609]

I'm sick of your left-wing bullshit. Since when did people stop killing more than 5 non-believers a day? There's so much sin in the world, and we have to do our part to cleanse the population if we ever expect to reach paradise. All this 'mercy' bullshit has really softened people up. Here in the 12th century BC we do our stoning proper-like, but you liberals are all "no, maybe we can let this one off." Can we? Can we really? Sparing just one sinner could cost us all an eternity of peace and prosperity, and that's not your risk to take.

[Necropolis 763]

YEEEEES, LET YOUR HATE FOMENT, TOGETHER WITH DOCTOR E WE WILL WAGE A WAR OF CONQUEST ACROSS OUR PATHETIC SPHERE