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Ocarina of Time theory discussion

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How did Link's ears get pierced when he pulled the Master Sword? Where did he get tights and the gloves? How did his clothes get bigger? 

 

 

 

These are the real questions that other Zelda forums refuse to ask. 

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Well it would have been kind of awkward if Rauru had just left him to handle his clothing situation all on his own. "By the way, you grew out of your old clothes over the past seven years, better cover yourself up as best you can and run to Kakariko village to buy some new ones."

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So are you implying that Raura dressed Link's body? Was Link actually growing in those seven years? Did he just lay dormant in the magic realm? Did Rauru have to use a catheter on Link is what I am really getting at

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This is how fetish porn gets made

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One recent theory involves Link's green tunic has special powers (like how the Goron tunic is lavaproof and the Zora tunic makes link have sick gills or some shit.) People have been saying Link's tunic is photosynthetic and plantlike in nature and then x happens and ????

 

idk i kinda stopped paying attention when the theory part started.

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I want there to be OoT DLC called "The Lost Seven", which chronicles the 7 years that  Rauru cared for a comatose Link and changed his bedpan and catheter. He had to bathe Link's body and force his limp body to do routine stretches and movements. Maybe it's like a one-person play where Rauru just talks to Link, reminiscing about his life and his regrets. Link's silence says more than words ever could.

 

It ends with Rauru's thoughts continually turn to his own selfishness. He feels as if Link owes him something for all of the years that he's cared for him. Day in and day out, Rauru had to take care of Link's unnresponsive body. Rauru begins to wonder if it's immoral to want to explore Link's body. No one would ever find out. In terms of a narrative, it would be too easy for Rauru to molest the comatose Link. I think that him toying with the idea is more interesting in terms of character development. 


DLC will be available this May for $14.99 or free if you purchased the DLC season pass. 

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Who said Rauru had to do anything

 

its a fantasy game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so obviously religion had something to do with it

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One recent theory involves Link's green tunic has special powers (like how the Goron tunic is lavaproof and the Zora tunic makes link have sick gills or some shit.) People have been saying Link's tunic is photosynthetic and plantlike in nature and then x happens and ????

 

idk i kinda stopped paying attention when the theory part started.

 

yeah because kokiri really need that kind of technology, what with how quickly they grow up

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well, its not really technology. its plants.

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Wearing clothing made from plant material would be the dumbest thing ever. Who would do that

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I only wear plant shit.

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I actually found young Link to be extremely attractive so being forced to play as Adult Link in the second half ruined the momentum of what began as a powerful and arousing game.

 

Thank God they returned to the core principles of what makes a Zelda game so flawless and sexy in Majora's Mask.

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