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In all honesty there's not much I can say to this. I doubt I'll make any contributions to mathematics in the first place, and as far as I know I've never taken a single person to flavor town - and that's not about to change. I don't know where flavor town is.

 

Really sobering stuff.

 

Ganny, while it's true that in your lifetime, you may never have taken a single person to flavor town, we the prosecution would contest that you have certainly made a trip to flavor town yourself, and as a consequence, actively PREVENTED an innocent victim from their own promise of reaching said flavor town. As evidence, we present IRC chat logs from the fateful day of April the 20th, in which the defendant admitted to stealing a Jimmy John's sandwich greasy enough to make Guy Fieri himself salivate. He then proceeded to eat the sandwich in question, knowing full well its dubious origin, and thus prioritizing flavor induced euphoria, i.e. "flavor town", over the fundamental virtue of honesty, as well as the well being of the true sandwich owner.

 

Ganny, it's clear that you've always known where flavor town is. No need to play coy. As a result, the guilt that will eternally exist at the fringes of your subconscious will forever hinder your ability to surpass your life's greatest rival, Guy Fieri.

 

The beef is old, and once beef grows too old, it becomes unsquashable.

 

Here it is, the fabled and oft remembered and spoken about "Ganny Stole a Sub" story. Enjoy:

 

 

[19:17:07] <Ganny> Guys

[19:17:07] <Ganny> :(

[19:17:09] <Ganny> guys

[19:17:12] <Double45> ganny

[19:17:13] <Ganny> guys guys guys

[19:17:21] <Double45> what happened

[19:17:23] <Ganny> guys I :(

[19:17:33] <Double45> ganny

[19:17:34] <Ganny> I accidentally took someone else's sandwich at jimmy johns

[19:17:41] <Double45> oh..

[19:17:45] <Double45> did you eat it

[19:17:46] <Ganny> no I feel terrible

[19:17:53] <Ganny> I'm halfway done with it

[19:17:56] <Double45> how is it

[19:18:04] <Ganny> double this is serious'

[19:18:06] <Double45> lol

[19:18:16] <Double45> well that sounds sad i guess

[19:18:20] <Double45> i'm sorry

[19:18:22] <Ganny> the girl asked if I was sure this was mine before I took it

[19:18:28] <Double45> oh wow

[19:18:28] <Ganny> And I was like, probably

[19:18:39] <Double45> that sucks

[19:18:46] <Ganny> but it wasn't and now I feel awful

[19:18:49] <Ganny> the worst part about this

[19:18:57] <Ganny> I can never go to that jimmy johns again

[19:19:01] <Double45> why

[19:19:04] <Double45> :(

[19:19:08] <Double45> bad memories

[19:19:08] <Ganny> they'll see me

[19:19:18] <Ganny> "that's the guy who takes other people's sandwiches"

[19:19:22] <Ganny> but they won't say anything

[19:19:22] <Double45> lol

[19:19:26] <Ganny> and I'll feel AWFUL

[19:19:28] <Double45> who would even know

[19:19:31] <Double45> one employee

[19:19:31] <Ganny> THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED

[19:19:36] <Double45> and the guy who wanted that sandwich

[19:19:44] <Double45> if he even saw you

[19:19:50] <Ganny> THIS SUB IS FILLED WITH REGRET AND SHAME

[19:19:55] <Double45> "sorry sir, someone took your sandwich, we'll get a new one right out to you"

[19:20:28] <Ganny> I HAVE TO EAT IT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

[19:20:35] <Ganny> SO I CAN STOP FEELING TERRIBLE

[19:20:41] <Double45> muffin cascade ganny took the wrong sub

[19:21:33] <Double45> what kind of sub is it ganny

[19:21:37] <%Fierce_Muffin> Huh

[19:21:41] <Double45> and what kind did you mean to order

[19:21:57] <Double45> Muffin ganny picked up someone elses order

[19:21:59] <Ganny> I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND IT IS

[19:21:59] <Double45> and not his own..

[19:22:07] <Ganny> IT HAS THINLY SLICED SALAMI AND SOME HAM

[19:22:10] <Ganny> AND MAYO

[19:22:13] <Double45> and he's feeling bad about it

[19:22:31] <Double45> the employee even asked him if he was sure it was his

[19:22:32] <+Cascade> aww ganny

[19:22:34] <+Cascade> so woobie

[19:22:38] <%Fierce_Muffin> I feel like this should be a "SeinfeldToday" thing...

[19:22:44] <Double45> lol

[19:22:54] <Ganny> This is a "SeinfeldMyLife" thing :(

[19:22:58] <Double45> ganny is kramer

[19:23:00] <Double45> no wait

[19:23:04] <Ganny> i can never walk in that jimmy johns again

[19:23:05] <Double45> he is george

[19:23:06] <Double45> of course

[19:23:35] <%Fierce_Muffin> I'm so sorry, Ganny :(

[19:23:50] <Double45> ganny is it the only jimmy johns in town

[19:24:23] <Ganny> It's the only one across the street :(

[19:24:25] <Ganny> so convenient

[19:24:34] <Double45> it won't be a big deal

[19:24:39] <Double45> it will only be hard the first time you go back

[19:24:51] <Ganny> this is a huge deal you cad

[19:24:56] <Double45> lol

[19:25:35] <Ganny> I'll just sneak a peek to see if she's working :(

[19:25:38] <Ganny> if she's not maybe I can go in

[19:25:43] <Ganny> but I can't face the shame otherwise

[19:26:17] <Ganny> the sandwich is done

[19:26:22] <Ganny> I never want to speak to anyone ever again

[19:26:45] <Double45> lol

[19:26:51] <+Cascade> so so woobie

[19:27:05] <Double45> theres going to be a section on a wall

[19:27:11] <Double45> "guys who picked up the wrong sandwich"

[19:27:15] <Double45> and a picture of ganny

[19:27:29] <Double45> screencapped from the camera footage

[19:28:06] <Ganny> it's going to be me awkwardly grabbing a sandwich out of a poor woman's hand while I obnoxiously yell "PROBABLY"

[19:28:13] <Ganny> and some guy behind me weeping

[19:28:23] <Double45> :(

[19:28:28] <Double45> lol

[19:28:40] <%Fierce_Muffin> This is hilarious

[19:28:40] <Ganny> and then me running up seven flights of stairs hoping hoping hoping it was mine

[19:29:07] <Ganny> and then opening the sandwich and thinking, "thank god, it's mine"

[19:29:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> How do you pick up the wrong sandwich...

[19:29:26] <Ganny> and then I take a bite and I'm like OH NO THERE'S MAYONNAISE

[19:29:36] <Ganny> SINCE WHEN WAS THERE HAM HERE

[19:29:38] <Double45> ganny's sandwich is on the counter getting cold

[19:29:41] <Double45> about to be thrown out

[19:30:42] <Double45> also the employee is thinking "i knew that guy grabbed the wrong sandwich"

[19:30:42] <Ganny> that's from me yelling at a jimmy johns employee while I manhandle the sub she's holding

[19:36:07] <Whorey> Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?

[19:36:50] <%Fierce_Muffin> Ganny didn't

[19:36:56] <%Fierce_Muffin> But he did bring someone else's sandwich

[19:37:06] <Double45> lol

[19:37:07] <Ganny> MUFFIN I WAS GOING TO SAY

[19:37:14] <Ganny> I GRABBED SOMEBODY ELSE'S COAT

[19:37:41] <%Fierce_Muffin> No, you didn't

[19:37:46] <%Fierce_Muffin> That's just false advertising now

[19:39:40] <%Fierce_Muffin> First you start stealing people's PURCHASED SANDWICHES and now you start lying?

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[19:45:21] <Cello> Ganny I think your hobby is pretty cool and all but you shouldn't be stealing other people's sandwiches

[19:45:32] <&Sahaqiel> kaffles where are youuuuuuuuuu ;=;

[19:45:43] <Ganny> CELLO I'M NOT PROUD OF THIS

[19:45:44] <Double45> saha ganny STOLE a sub

[19:45:44] <Double45> well

[19:45:47] <Double45> grabbed the wrong one

[19:45:50] <&Sahaqiel> Ganny

[19:45:51] <Ganny> ;-;

[19:45:54] <&Sahaqiel> how could you...

[19:45:54] <Double45> he grabbed someone elses order

[19:46:01] <&Sahaqiel> You're a thief now Ganny

[19:46:03] <&Sahaqiel> evading the law

[19:46:05] <Double45> and the employee even asked him if he was sure it was his

[19:46:07] <Ganny> you're all just making me feel even worse :(

[19:46:09] <Double45> and he was like PROBABLY

[19:46:10] <Double45> lol

[19:46:15] <&Sahaqiel> no ganny, it's ok

[19:46:18] <&Sahaqiel> i forgive you

[19:46:20] <&Sahaqiel> but...

[19:46:22] <&Sahaqiel> don't do it again...

[19:46:24] <Ganny> nope nope nope it's not okay

[19:46:34] <Ganny> I need to apologize to

[19:46:39] <Ganny> the girl who handed it to me

[19:46:45] <Ganny> nay, the girl I TOOK IT FROM

[19:46:55] <Ganny> and the person it really belonged to

[19:47:12] <Ganny> and everyone who was with that person, because I'm sure I slowed them down

[19:47:16] <Ganny> people have places to go

[19:47:16] <Cello> Ganny

[19:47:22] <Cello> What if you're actually the person it belonged to

[19:47:33] <Ganny> nope cello this isn't a joke

[19:47:34] <Cello> You actually ordered two sandwiches....

[19:47:49] <Cello> Ganny I'm not joking

[19:47:54] <Cello> Maybe you have multiple personalities

[19:48:04] <Cello> And the other personality asked for that sandwich

[19:48:05] <Ganny> maybe you have multiple shut up ;-;

 

 

Bonassu:

 

[05:15:19] <Steil> im eating stolen pastry

[05:15:41] <%Fierce_Muffin> Steil

[05:15:52] <%Fierce_Muffin> You are actually the most banana person

[05:15:54] <%Fierce_Muffin> I know

[05:16:04] <+Cello> steil you're always doing weird things and 90% of the time they're illegal things

[05:16:06] <%Fierce_Muffin> Like, actual banana

[05:16:12] <%Fierce_Muffin> Cello said it better

[05:16:30] <+Cello> like you should write a book

[05:16:47] <Steil> ok ok

[05:16:51] <Steil> these are not actually stolen pastry

[05:16:56] <Steil> but they're pastry i shouldnt be eating

[05:17:04] <Steil> even though i am legally entitled to eat it

[05:17:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> What in the chibblus

[05:17:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Does that mean

[05:17:35] <+Cello> uh

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so you're back, bro?

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you know I <3 you and missed u ok

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HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD

Pheo is a giant tool

Cascade is a closet weeabo

Skyler is a closet Gleeabo

And Sayuri still has REALLY TINY HANDS

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NOBODY IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT ME

 

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oh sorry I didn't notice you there

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;O; ARE YOU SAYING I AM INSIGNIFICANT AND BORING???

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I used to like Glee, and probably still would if the story wasn't such shit after like, half way through season 2 i think. Lol i actually skipped around each episode to pass all the songs. I think I listened to like, 3 songs when watching it. Like my entire experience of that show involved me listening to MAYBE 3 songs! I feel like the songs were the whole point of the show though, since the story just shit. Makes sense though, i suppose.......

 

Cassandra ??? !!!!! ?? ?????? ?? ?????? ??? ??!!! ???

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AM I SO PERFECT THAT NOBODY WILL MAKE FUN OF ME???

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YEAH PRETTY MUCH

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Sure... "Perfect..."

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Pheo is a really good friend.

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SHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT A STATEMENT LIKE THAT MEANS IN THE CONTEXT OF A CRITICISE EACH OTHER THREAD

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