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The Zelda CD-i Roleplay Extravaganza

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The year is 20XX, and memes have taken over the entire world. Big Boss and Ganon have teamed up to destroy Link, Solid Snake and their Pokemon in a battel for the ages.

 

You must fight your way through the dystopian meme hellscape known as Eggmanland, and put a stop to Big Boss' and Ganon's plans.

 

Here is the character template:

 

Your Original the Character:

Your Age:

Your Original Powers:

Your Favourite Food:

Your Bishie Level:

Your Waifu:

Your Husbando in Another Timeline:

Your Nindo, Your Ninja Way:

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irtimid the Dodongo

Age: ???

Powers: Dodongo

Favorite Food: Hylians

Bishie Level: 0

Waifu: Dodongo

Husbando in another timeline: Dodongo

Nindo: Dodongo-style, Dodongo jutsu

Irtimid was just another Dodongo minding his own business. Crawling around on his two legs and breathing fire and shit. Occasionally, people walk within range and don't have fairies to help Z target. So Irtimid eats them.

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Dookly

Your Age: 11

Your Original Powers: to be unlocked as he quests

Your Favourite Food: Lunchables

Your Bishie Level: D-

Your Waifu: Pamela Anderson, Yuno Gasai, Miku Hatsune

Your Husbando in Another Timeline: Miku Hatsugay

Your Nindo, Your Ninja Way: Dookly-Style, Dookly-Jutsu

Dookly was dicking around at his local village when he decided he wanted to go see a dodongo for the first time in his life, so he puppyed off from there to where the dodongos are.

Edited by pheonix561 (see edit history)

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Dookly comes across a well known dodongo lair, but all he sees at the entrance is a large mud hole and some rocks

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((what the hell dude you can't rp my character stick to your own character))

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((i think i am the one who knows what the dodongo caves are like punk))

((i also like how this currently has no bearing on the CD-i zelda games))

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Dookly pees down the hole

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((mudhole as in a pit of mud but i will roll with it))

Irtimid wakes up from his nap to see some asshole's pecker right next to his face. He stands up and shakes the mud off of his body that he covered himself in to regulate his body temperature.

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"Holy shit this mud is alive"

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*attempts to eat dookly*

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Dookly steps to pos -1 x, -1 y relative to irtimid, where he is safe, because irtimid is a dodongo and dodongos can't eat diagonally. Good thinking, Dookly! "What a dumbshit" said Dookly.

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((ok NOW its a CDi zelda game))

 

Irtimid realizes that this man clearly will not be eaten as easily as the others, and retreats to get some of his brothers and sisters, exclusively for the purpose of eating this man

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And so dookly was eaten by dodongos because the CDi controller is shit

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Just then, Dookly learned his new power, "Burst!" Dookly Burst out of the stomach of the dodongo who ate him. Dookly was fine, not a scratch on him. What a guy.

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SUDDENLY, KING DODONGO SHOWS UP AND IS LIKE "eeeeh puppy you"

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