ways to annoy princess Zelda

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

*link and zelda go to kakariko village*

zelda: what are you doing?

*link builds a brick fort, with enough kfc (kakariko fried cuckoo) red potion (red cream soda) and wii to last him 3 days*

link: hey zelda!

zelda: what?

*link stabs a cuckoo. the rest go insane!, link goes to fort, locks door, and plays smash bros*

zelda: OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SoulSwordx 0]

*link and zelda go to kakariko village*

zelda: what are you doing?

*link builds a brick fort, with enough kfc (kakariko fried cuckoo) red potion (red cream soda) and wii to last him 3 days*

link: hey zelda!

zelda: what?

*link stabs a cuckoo. the rest go insane!, link goes to fort, locks door, and plays smash bros*

zelda: OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol!

Zelda: Why are we going to Ordon?

Link: I got a surprise for you!

Zelda: What is it?

Link:You'll see.*goes in to his tree house*

Zelda:?

Link:*Jumps out shaking his butt say time to boogy!

Zelda:?!??!?!?!

Link*Does a sumo slam on Zelda*

Zelda:?!?!? What are you doing?

Link:Let's see a fight between brains and bronze, let's see which one wins.

*fight for days until Zelda fell down**Link accidently hitted "A" and "finished" her.

Zelda: Ughhhhh.h.......he..lp...

Link:Ta Ta Ta I got all the triforces! power from ganon wisdom from zelda!!!

*Link reawakens Zelda*

*kills her over and over using his power*

[bellumslayer 0]

zelda:hi

me:...

zelda:hello?

me:...

zelda:hello?!?!

me:...

zelda: its rude to be mean to a lady

me:...

zelda:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me:...idc about you...

zelda:what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

me:loser *walks away then kick sand on her dress*

Edited 20 Apr 2008 by bellumslayer (see edit history)

[Kibblo 0]

:hey

me:

:wake up!!

me:

:*waits 4 hours*

me:*wakes up *

:finally u woke up

me:*gives zelda a present*

:thanks

me:*makes invisible force field around zelda*

:*opens present* what the fu *boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*

me:*steals triforce of wisdom*

[deleted234141 0]

Here is my way to annoy Zelda.

Navi:Link why are you puting me in a box?

Link:Just wait!

Zelda:Hey link!

Link:Hi Zelda I have a gift for you!

Zelda:I wonder what it is?

Link:Here you go.

Zelda:Your ......... fairy?

Link: Here you go ........ succer!

Navi:Hey listen! x900000000000000

[ThePrincess]

how to annoy princess zelda:

Setting: TP.

*WolfLink walks into Princess's chamber in Hyrule castle.*

Zelda is wearing dark cloak

*Midna and Zelda talk. Zelda turns around dramatically and takes off hood*

WolfLink: "Oh my sacred triforce, not this sh*t again." *WolfLink turns around and walks out*

[88claytions 0]

sounds kinda... weird...

But kool at the same time XD