Wish granted! But the examiner was drunk and it turns out you really got Fs.
I wish I could own a perfectly normal dog.
I really wouldn't care, it still says As on my results
As for the Somebody Else's Problem, it causes absolutely nobody to notice you, so you get insanely lonely (I actually know what you're talking about, wooo, hitchikers guide to the galaxy!)
And as for the one above, in exchange you sold your original soul to the devil and you find this new one is actually a piece of battered chicken.
I wish that i could change into anything I wanted, whenever I wanted and never get stuck in a single form.