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#21 GoldenTriforce

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Posted 14 June 2007 - 06:23 PM

Wish granted... But like all of the other wise people out there, you are on LSD (Lewis Carroll for instance) then one day, you get stoned.... (get it? cause of your avatar? Yes, No, Maybe so...)

Now....... I wish that you would all die and leave all of your Hyrule.Net rupees to me! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!

Yours Truely,
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#22 Sahaqiel

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Posted 14 June 2007 - 11:49 PM

Wish granted, but those rupees have a deadly virus on them that instantly fries your computer, then the computer short circuits, while simoultaneously, you spill soda on yourself and the computer, and it electrocutes you.

I wish for a Perfectly Normal Beast.

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 03:06 AM

(what's with all the HGttG references?)
Granted, but when you try to make sandwiches from one, the meat is diseased and kills you and everybody in your village.

I wish that guns fired a healing salve that cured all wounds

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 07:10 AM

Granted, but people stop using guns and go back to bows and arrows.

I wish the Tingle brothers would become immensely popular! :D

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:21 AM

Wish granted, but their popularity is short-lived.

I wish I had a one-way ticket to Hyrule! :D

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 09:27 AM

Wish granted... But everyone thinks that you're Zelda for some reason, and Ganon captures you. He then cuts off your hand where the triforce is supposed to be, and makes feeble attempts to reincarnate the triforce into himself... When he is unsuccessful, he realizes that it was all futile and that you aren't Zelda... He then forces you to eat your own hand raw and leaves you in an empty room to starve to death. You find it is useful to eat your own crap.... but you are discusted, eventually you run out of nutrients and water required to survive and you die a slow, painful death with poo in your mouth.....

Now....... I wish that I had access to the governments files without them finding out about it......

Yours Truely,
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#27 Padraig!

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:10 AM

Granted, but when you read the goverments primary object (which is "KILL GOLDENTRIFORCE!!!!!! NOW!!!1!!!) you do them a favour and kill your self.
I wish i was 1 year old.

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:33 AM

Wish granted....... but when you do, that means that you will grow up normally again. Which also means you will be up to drafting age when World War III comes around (in about 19 years...). You then suffer a horribly slow and painful death from all of you gunshot and grenade wounds........

Yours Truely,
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:42 AM

errr...mr triforce? what's you wish?

I wish Mr. Triforce would make a wish :unsure:

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:47 AM

Whoops!.....

Anyways... Wish Granted..... but I make a wish (wait.... uhhhh... Is that bad?)

Now.... I wish that I could go back in time and meet Dustin when he was about my age..... I could then become his best friend and be Co-Creator of Hyrule.Net.... Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours Truely,
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