Posted 5 Jun 2012 Wish granted. A bike explodes in the heat. A piece of shrapnel cuts off your dick. I want to erase every witch. Every witch from every world, from the past and the future. With my own hands. I don't care what I become. I don't want to let all those girls cry. All those Magical Girls that believed in their hope and fought against witches. I want them to live on with smiles on their faces. I will destroy the rules that prevent that. I will change them. This is my prayer. This is my wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 5 Jun 2012 (I'm in such a state of WTF at the moment) You take an eraser and very slowly, drag it across the face of every witch. While they are asleep. And then one of them gets you with bearmace because she thinks you're raping her. And then she laughs as she makes you pancakes. Potato pancakes, because those are awful. Then, she goes and puts some paper on your face. She puts some salami on the paper, and puts another piece of paper over the salami. She tells you to eat it, but you can't see or feel anything on your face because the bearmace burned you. So she feeds you this paper sandwich and some horrible potato pancakes. Then, she takes a knife, puts some butter on it, and cuts off your dick. I want to have a time machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jun 2012 you get a time machine, but when you go to use it, youre warped into space, and with your last thoughts, remember that earth is not only revolving around the sun, but hurtling through the galaxy as well. then the air is sucked out of your body and you die. i wish i wasnt on a liquid-only diet :< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jun 2012 Wish granted. You are on a nothing diet. You DIE t-oday. This day. I wish eggs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jun 2012 Too bad you got this shit. I wish I could be revived on this "other planet". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jun 2012 Wish granted. There is a race of people who react to the presence of homo sapiens by exploding their dicks off, and the exploded dicks cut off your dick. I wish to never revisit the dick cutting trend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Jun 2012 Wish granted. Everyone moves on to rump pumping and bed wrecking and dick smashing and cock ripping because its totally different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Jun 2012 it explodes and cuts off your dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Jun 2012 it explodes and cuts off your dick...then someone pours salt in the wound. I wish I got a raise... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Jun 2012 You get a raise, which only makes it easier to cut off your dick, now that it's more exposed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Jun 2012 I wish Teto would stop trying to ruin the thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Jun 2012 He tries to make it better instead and ends up making it even worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites