The Corrupted Wish Game!

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Granted, but a stampede of wild boar trample it

I wish the world would convert to vegetarianism!

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Wish granted, but cows are therefore overpopulated, and they live for many generations, until they evolve into intelligece, then they kill all of humanity for past slaughter of their kin.

I wish that GingerLink was caught in a paradox that forced him to eat Meow Mix.

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GingerLink is indeed caught in a paradox that forced him to eat MeowMix, but he is a cat and is happy for the rest of his paradox-ness.

I wish... I had a Keaton mask! :P

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wish granted. but you become keaton and get mistaken for a fox and get shot in the head.

i wish this was my 10000000000000000000 post! :D

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Wish granted, but it smells like three-month-old feces and you can never remove the smell.

I wish that we weren't descendants of the Golgafrichans. (OH, WHAT NOW, GINGERLINK!?)

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my 1000000000000000000000000 post smells like poo?

anyways, wish granted, but you are now a decendant of roosterroaches!

i wish for a new hair do!

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You have a new hairdo, but it looks like Sasuke's and you get mistaken for an emo chicken butt man.

I wish I could have some lunch. -is hungry-

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Wish granted, but since I haven't had lunch either, I take it from you and make up for it with a hug.

I wish for a Nothing!

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You get nothing.... but they take away your house because you didn't pay your bills and they take away your cat 'cause it's not registered and they take away your car because it's not insured by Geico. So.... nothing for you. xD

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Hey! I gave you a hug! Poor kitty...

Then you don't make a wish...

I wish Keaton made a wish.

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Hey, I'm not the one that did that.. blame the IRS...

Oh, yea, I forgot. XD

Keaton makes a wish, but it is that Keaton wishes she knew what to wish for. (That was my wish too. XD)

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Wish granted, but you wish for death, and it comes!

I wish for a paradox that involves pillows.

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-dies- ....

You are in a paradox with pillows, but they're the lumpiest pillows in the history of pillows.

I wish for a strawberry puff.

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Wish granted, but it's strawberry flavored cotton, and you choke on it and almost suffocate.

I wish for universal bundt cake. (Well that was random and didn't make sense O_o)

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Your wish is granted. But now the universe is made of bundt cake.

I wish for l33+ skills...

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