The Corrupted Wish Game!

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Wish Granted

But it broke

I wish I didn't need to go to band practice tonight.

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wish granted, it was yesterday and because you missed it, Solid Snake is going to slit your throat and use your body as a human shield

i wish my laptop had a bulit-in tablet

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Wish granted, but it has weak legs, and your laptop falls off, and breaks.

I wish for a new hope.

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granted. but this hope is the worst hope you could've hope for.

i wish for a POLLY POKEHT PONEH.

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Please.

Edited by Fierce Muffin (see edit history)

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I wish I could download the music for the bonus stages on Mario Sunshine and be able to play it on Windows Media Player.

You cant, avast shuts down, a brick lands on your foot, your mario sushine game spontaneously combusts, you cry, a pe teacher calls you a girl, he drops another brick on your foot and then moderators do it on your doorstep. You cry some more

I wish for a brighter futuer for everyone eccept George. W. Smith. Hes a lazy person who plays wow day and night and never leavs his computer

I bet you tought i was giong to say george w bush didnt you?

Edited by Bathykolpian (see edit history)

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What?

Wish granted, but George W. Smith succeeds after his future has been darkened because he was playing on the Horde side.

I wish for my Tablet to arrive earlier.

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granted, but when it arrives it's in horrible condition, stains, and they send you the spanish tablet.

i wish my dead was brain.

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granted, but when it arrives it's in horrible condition, stains, and they send you the spanish tablet.

i wish my dead was brain.

Wish Granted, But I understood nothing of that So I can't corrupt it.

I wish school would set fire and die. then explode. then burn.

then more stuff.

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it does yo are caut in the confusuion and are engulfed in flame. but then you become fire man and smite your foes with fiery fury!

I wish for rudolph the red nosed raindeer

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Wish granted. But his nose explodes ands his bolld was made out of out of acid. So you killed it and then it turned into a zombie then it killed you!

Me : Man I know someone is going to corrupt my wish..

*REAL GOLD TRIFORCE POPS OUT AND GRANTS ME A 100% WISH*

1.I wish for 5 wishes.

*Granted*

2. I wish that nobody well corrupt my wish.

*Granted*

3. I wish the wish would be perfectly normal and the world wouldn't be attacked by anything.

*granted*

4. I wish for world peace

*Granted*

5. I wish that nothing would chase me/kill me/torture me/hurt me/smash me/ etc...

*Granted*

*Real triforce pops away.

Me : Now I'll deal with you *stares at fake triforce*

I wish clothes were never invented and I was the ruler of the earth!

*NOTE: NOT a perverted answer. I was just kinda curious what that'd be like.

Edited by (X)xMidnaxXXxLinkx(X) (see edit history)

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granted we all die of embarrasment

I wish for a little fish on a dish

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Hey! I said we couldn't die and that is impossible!(Logically)

If clothes were never invented, people would've get used to it, and i can't die! Look at my post!

Wish granted. But but the fish was missing salt when it was cooked.

please redo my wish...

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Wish not granted, it's fscking stupid.

I wish for Saturday and Sunday to count as a business day, so I don't have to get my Tablet on a school day. : /

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What is your tablet? I don't know what it is, therefore I cannot grant your wish.

Minda...

Wish granted. Everyone wouldn't get used to it as there was no loss in the first place...

We'd all be naked and a lot more people would have died in the war. And parallel Minda doesn't make this thread.

I wish for exact change.

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