Posted 9 Jun 2012 suddenly theres an influx of news posts, but no one posts in talk or any of the other threads. friendships between members crumble, as no one can get a good grasp of anyone elses personality or personal life anymore. i wish i cant get jet lag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Jun 2012 You can't get jet lag if you don't travel by plane anymore. I wish to go back in time a week.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Jun 2012 You go back to last week. But you carry back what you learned, and simply repeat the week. Though the dates change, you continue to relive the same week. Nothing changes and you are stuck in the same week for the rest of your life. (I hope something bad happened this week, because if it was a good thing then I didn't really corrupt your wish) I wish for sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Jun 2012 Its sunny, and a huge piece of space glass passes in front of the sun, focusing the sun's rays on you. The focused rays cut off your dick. I wish that people would leave a working pen at the desk... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Dec 2012 (edited) Your pen is in full working condition. Unfortunately the pen is one of those shocking pens. It works perfectly I wish I had a new job Edited 9 Dec 2012 by Necropolis (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Dec 2012 Your job is science lab test subject. You die from too many mutations causing several types of cancer and other diseases. I wish people wouldn't Necropost, although I guess necro /is/ in your name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Dec 2012 no one necroposts, but then all the good forum game threads shrivel up and die. i wish my room wasnt so cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Dec 2012 Your room becomes hotter than the sun. You promptly die. I wish I could remember to save in a good place in Cave Story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Dec 2012 You mod your game with an autosave function. It breaks rendering the game unplayable. I wish I was an all powerful Undead Sorcerer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Dec 2012 You necromance some minions. They turn against and re-kill you, rendering your spirit broken and your body useless. I wish I could get a clear answer out of the Ask Ubuntu community. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Dec 2012 You get your clear answer, to a question you didn't ask. I wish I wish I was a fish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Dec 2012 Your wish is broken because you wished for it twice. Nothing happens. I wish I hadn't procrastinated on this paper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Dec 2012 you wrote your paper early, but your classmate found it, and claimed it as his own, causing the teacher to fail you for plagiarism. i wish there were more hours in the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Dec 2012 The planet Earth falls out of its orbit, and while the day is now longer the planet can no longer sustain life as we know it. I wish I could stop getting distracted Teto likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Dec 2012 You concentrate so hard you forget to eat or drink or even breathe(Despite its autonomic properties) and promptly die. I wish I didn't have any more homework ever again but I stayed highly intelligent even without the extra practice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
