The Corrupted Wish Game!

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Wish granted. You get your sweet and Delish food. But you get sick of it and you throw it up after 5 minutes.

I wish I had more money!

I wish I had the Triforce! :triforce:

He wants the Triforce... hint, Mr. Triforce.

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Granted, but the money goes to your mind and without thinking you buy a plant that releases poison frogs into the room

I wish I wasn't so cold

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Wish granted; you're colder. (Sorry =P. I'm a bit cold too.)

I wish adorable fluffy kittens ruled the world, and it was impossible for anyone to be allergic to them!

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Granted, but when the full moon comes out they become monsters with long fangs. Oh, and they have a taste for human blood :pokepoke:

I wish I had a jacket right now

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Granted! Have a jacket.....OF IMMINENT DOOM!!! You go on fire now!! :huh:

OK, I wish I was in the future! So I can see the new stuff they have!

Wait, I think we all know what they'll have......

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Wish granted, but you are transported room full of space in the future in which they are using to test toxic weapons.

I wish that this game was the most fun thing since bubble wrap.

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Wish Granted, but then the Bubble wrap comes and wraps you inside a bubble, making you violate the gravity laws.

I wish, I wish, I had a clean dish!

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Granted, but the dish sparkles and blinds you.

I wish I could find the grape I just spit out (woops)

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Wish granted, but you find out it has been digested by a pig.

I wish I had a new cellphone.

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Wish granted, but you find out it has been digested by a pig.

I wish I had a new cellphone.

Granted, but it's volume is permentatly stuck on Airplane - engine loud, and It is so loud yer ears bleed, you die, and someone cries out: "FATALITY!!!!!"

I wish for Invunerability to My wishes being corrrupted. :D

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Wish granted, but since you wished for an invulnerabiltiy to Wish Corruption, everyone else is encouraged to do the same thing. So, now there really isn't any point to playing this game anymore, and it gets locked. :cry:

I wish my cat could talk!

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Wish granted, but since you wished for an invulnerabiltiy to Wish Corruption, everyone else is encouraged to do the same thing. So, now there really isn't any point to playing this game anymore, and it gets locked. :cry:

I wish my cat could talk!

But she can only talk to you, and she talks about how much she (or he) hates you and you become Emo, cut your wrists, and die of blood loss.

I wish for a new Demo Channel with no viruses in it or the games (But maybe a few bugs and glitches. I can withstand that). I also wish It wouldn't have so many bugs and glitches that it would corrupt my Wii. I also wish the games wouldn't have so many bugs and glitches that they would be entirely unplayable.

HA!

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Wish granted, but because your Wii is so perfect, Nintendo must take it back to examine it and you are left with a crappy PS3 that freezes up and turns off when you are at an important part in your game, and it automatically erases all data once it shuts down!

I wish I had psychic powers! Then you would all be :pwned: by :taco: !!!

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Wish Granted, but when sending a mail to the Psychic powers company you wrote psycho instead of psychic, making you a psychopath and you eventually kill yourself.

I wish for more :pwned: smileys. :whammy::bowwow::wii:

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Wish granted, but they take over the world and kill you.

I wish I had some iced tea...

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