if u could be any sage (in OoT or a made up one) what sage would u be?

[Gingerlink 2]

you're a cookie, how can you destroy time?

[Oliver 0]

because i'm a cookie sage of the above, lmao, pwnt

[Gingerlink 2]

i turned you into a regular cookie, you were a sage of that stuff before, so i turned you into a regular cookie...no wait a moment, o it's ok, you chocolate chip...

[Oliver 0]

*implodes and becomes reborn as the stuff above and ends time as soon as that happens*

[True Gamer 19]

................chocolate chip......it's my favorite...........must eat rare Deadric Lord chocolate chip cookie....*stares at cookie*

[Ganny 285]

Me too.... I, the sage of the subconcious mind, shall make daedric believe that he is a cookie so he'll stop blabbering about destroying time and whatnot. (whatnot? is that even a word?)

[Gingerlink 2]

kinda...we're so incredibly english!!!

well, you're not, i am though

[Ganny 285]

well to me, whatnot means "and some such nonsense" Even though I don't use the word in everyday language.

[Oliver 0]

*turns himself into a house Dagoth posioned cookie* HA, take that

[Ganny 285]

*puts Daedric in oven for too long and burns him* oops, did I do that?

[Oliver 0]

*carrasses his red button (what will activate a nuclear strike when pressed)*

[Ganny 285]

changes coordinates of button, takes it, and presses it. (guess where it lands. )

[Oliver 0]

it doesn't use them.....idiot

[Ganny 285]

WOOT!!!! Wait a sec. Did you just call me an idiot? Well that changes everything. Moderator!! Moderator!! just kidding Hahahahahaha. But still. <_<

[Oliver 0]

it uses lazer guided sensors to fire it....so thus you cannot change the 'cords