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1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

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Gaara, you might be the only one that understands my kunai with a chain thing......

142) Beat the crud out him with a shovel

143) Run him over with Epona

144) Shoot him with the hookshot

145) Throw a lot of Zelda guides at him

146) Go Feirce Deity on his behind!

147) Throw him on a spike trap in the Water Temple

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148)Tie him to an X-box360. :unsure:

149)put him on the Space Pirate homeworld than shoot leviathans at him. You kill him and the Space Pirates.

(for those who haven't played a Metroid Game or just don't know what some of this stuff is, a Leviathan is a giant meteor of phazon and phazon...well it really hurts. And the Space Pirates are the main enemy of the Metroid Series.) :embarrassed:

150)make him have to play the fruit popping minigame. He'll fall have the kargarok the second the game starts.

151)feed him to twilight messengers.

152)make him a character in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Althought that may taint the game it still causes him massive pain.

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153) Have a bunch a gorons give him a goron hug

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154)Give him Dial-up. He'll kill himself after the first week. (Although i didn't kill myself after the first week. :embarrassed: )

155)Stick him in Gerudo Desert. The moldorms will finish him off.

156)Feed him to a Chain Chomp.

157)tell him a beamos wants to have a staring contest.

158)send him through the buket in the end of time to fight lavos

(for anyone who is wondering, this is from a game called Chrono Trigger.)

159)give him a pet rock. He'll eat the rock and choke himself.

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160) put him in a pot :unsure:

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161) Put him in a meat grinder, deep fry him, and feed him to the Cuccoos.

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wow,this thing got big fast,i guess lots of people hate tingle...and yet knuckle is still trying to kill his brother...

162)tie his finger to a rupee,throw the ruppee into a lake and then while he's fishing it out drive a train into him.

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163) Force him to listen to Green Day. His brain will implode due to the pituful excuse for music. Let alone soundwaves.

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:ohmygod: GREEN DAY ROCKS!!!!

164)slam him with a rubber sword untill he falls asleep an then light him on fire

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165)Make him watch Power Rangers. He'll kill himself after a couple hours.

166)Make him play chess.

167)Throw him in the Cave of Ordeals.

168)Make him do the Leaf Riding Minigame down Snowpeak.

169)Use Din's Fire on him.

170)Put a megaphone to his ear and yell into it. He'll go deaf.

171)Tell him that if he keeps stabbing cuccoos with a sword, he'll become a fairy.

The cuccoos will do the rest.

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172) Tell him to eat some of those pellets that come in shipping packages.

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173) Give him some diet coke and mentos to snack on.

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shove a gernade down his throut and let it explode!!!!!!!!

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175)Throw him on a deserted island with nothing but Navi. :unsure:

176)Make him have to write a 4567 word essay. His brain will malfunction after awhile.

177)Make a Tonberry beat him up.

178)Beat him up with a Waffle Iron.

179)Make him play Runescape.

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180) Befriend dark link hire him to do your dirty work.

BTW, I'm dark young link :unsure:

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