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1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

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181) Tell him that his biggest fan is a ReDead. Then when he goes to say hi to it, it'll rape him to death.

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182)Stick him in a room. Let there be a constantly playing song be the only thing besides a chair in that room. That song is Zelda's Lullaby. After awhile he'll kill himself with the chair. :unsure:

183)Make a ton of kargaroks attack him.

184)Stick him in a fireplace and let him burn.

185)Beat him up with the Ball and Chain.

186)Throw him down the endless abyss that is The Twilight Realm.

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187) log on the computer and....

BEAT HIM WITH A SAUSAGE!

188)get anyone who's posted something on this topic to have a 'discussion' with him in a locked room. :pwned:

189)tell him the straight flat out truth, PIGS DO FLY! :unsure: (trust me. i know.)

190)put him in a room with a glass window, a knife, and a copy of SSBB(behind window). thell him he can't have it unless he sits still for four years. :pwned:

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191)Send him into Halo3 :unsure:

192)Make him do a VERY COMPLICATED algebra problem

193)Pour liquid nitrogen on him. He'll die of hypothermia.

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194) Have him go trick or treating.... as himself.

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194) Have him go trick or treating.... as himself.

LOL. Thats hilarious. He'll scare everybody.

195)Throw sharp tipped candy corn at him. :unsure:

196)If he comes to your door tonight asking for candy, give him a bomb disguised as candy. :unsure:

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196)If he comes to your door tonight asking for candy, give him a bomb disguised as candy. :unsure:

What kind of candy?

197)dress up as a ghost and scare him to death before he goes to sleep Zzz tonight :pwned:

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What kind of candy?

Its not really specific. Its Halloween. Any kinda of candy. ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE SPECIFIC!

198)Dress up like a star wars character. Tell him your lightsaber is fake when its real. *SLICE!*

199)Give out free rupees for halloween. when tingle comes for rupees activate the trapdoor beneath your porch.

200)Get Mithos from Tales of Symphonia get rid of him

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201) Beat the SH*T out of him with a wet noodle!

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202)Send him to Tar Valon, he'll wet his pants and die of fright.

203)give him as a gift to shai'tan, the'll both die.

(note:the above are references to Robert Jordan's series, the wheel of time)

204)get him a duck that can talk.... BUT ONLY IN 1337-speak!

205)give him a bomb and.....

PUSH HIM INTO A TEMPEROAL SPACE TIME WARP :wacko:

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shot a laser at the moon and let it crash on tingle island.

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207)Send a horde of bokoblin to destroy tingle island.

208)Throw thousands of pennies at him. He'll get crushed by the weight of all those pennies.

209)Send him to the sun. :unsure:

210)Throw him in to the volcano on Dragonroost Island.

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211) give me a weapon

212)give me magic

213)give me money

214)give me a way to kill him

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215)Let me use my ultimate creature...THE NONSENSE CORE!(Don't ask. Lets just say tingle is as good as dead for all eternity.) :unsure::embarrassed:

216)Throw tingle in the nonsense core. He'll be trapped in there for all eternity.

217)Sell him an expensive map to an island of fairies. Turns out that island of fairies is the forsaken fortress. :unsure:

218)make him have to go through arbiter's grounds.

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219)Send IT after him.

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