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1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

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259) fire & ice arrows fired at him

260) drop him in a pit with a wart.

261) introduce him to dampe

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262) Show him to the Garo Master.

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263. eat him. With HP sauce.

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263. eat him. With HP sauce.

eat tingle?

264. lay a trail of faries leading to the temple of the ocean king.

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yes. Mmmmmm...

ANYWAYS,

265) overfeed him cheese. then roll him down a hill into a pit a lava.

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266.

prehaps the simplest. just stab him with a kinfe.

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267) Beat him with a banana.

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268)Bury him under a mountain of cheese.

269)Cover him in wipped cream and feed him to a wolfos.

270)Make a marching band trample over him.

271)Make him play football.

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272. Make a Giant blender and throw him in (but look away as it happens or else "yuck!")

273. Mummify him?

274. make him watch "Teletubbies" for hours (though he'd probably love it)

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275: Show him himself in a mirror. He will be so disgusted his head will explode.

275: Kick him in the nuts. His head will explode and a voice will say: "Fatality"

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277)Give him detention. He won't survive in there.

278)Let me take care of him :pwned:

279)Give him an exploding pie

280)Make a Bulbo trample over him.

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281) make him play the original legend of zelda. (he'll explode but I won't say how..)

282)make him make me E=MC squared mad

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283)Make him figure out wat Pi is. His brain will explode after 3.1415...*BOOM*

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284)order my clones to exicute order 67,lol :lol:

in revenge of the sith eporer palpatine told the clone commanders to exicute order 66(destroy all jedi)order 67 is destroy tingle at any cost :D

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284)order my clones to exicute order 67,lol :lol:

in revenge of the sith eporer palpatine told the clone commanders to exicute order 66(destroy all jedi)order 67 is destroy tingle at any cost :D

Good one DARK.

285) Have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him.

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