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Good one DARK.

285) Have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him.

Hey i was going to say something like that. oh well i can improvise.

286)Make Chuck Norris stand in front of tingle. Tingle's nose will start bleeding and he will start having sudden pains. He will then just explode.(VICTORY FOR CHUCK NORRIS :joy: )

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287) Tell him like-likes like him, so he should ask them to have a ride inside them :tingle::bye:

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288)tell him that to become a fairy he has to stam his heart

and runescape is cool

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289) tell him to recite pi backwards.

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290) get astrid too predict his death and make it happen.

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Step 1: Tie Tingle behind Epona, leaving about 20 feet of slack.

Step 2: Beat Epona.

Step 3: Start playing the "Horse Race" theme from OoT and MM!

(You sometimes see that one in westerns.)

or

Does the word "keelhaul" mean anything to you? Do Steps 1 & 2, but tie Tingle behind your ship!

or

Successfully convince him that Kuome and Kotake are "very rich, gorgeous twin sisters looking for a mate."

or

Successfully convince as much of Termina (from Majora's Mask) or Hyrule (from Wind Waker) that Tingle is a "Michael Jackson" sort. Watch them grab their pitchforks...

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Step 1: Tie Tingle behind Epona, leaving about 20 feet of slack.

Step 2: Beat Epona.

Step 3: Start playing the "Horse Race" theme from OoT and MM!

(You sometimes see that one in westerns.)

or

Does the word "keelhaul" mean anything to you? Do Steps 1 & 2, but tie Tingle behind your ship!

or

Successfully convince him that Kuome and Kotake are "very rich, gorgeous twin sisters looking for a mate."

or

Successfully convince as much of Termina (from Majora's Mask) or Hyrule (from Wind Waker) that Tingle is a "Michael Jackson" sort. Watch them grab their pitchforks...

heh.. that one was quite funny.

296) send him to ikana graveyard at night and introduce him to grave number 2

297) let him get stepped on by captain keeta.

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Send him an X-ray of his head with a key or some other small item "added" to it, apparently IN Tingle's head.

Also send him a small, cordless power drill...

(Watch Saw II.)

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299) Attach him to the Grapple and send him down to the ocean bottom.

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300!!!!!!!!) remove his vocal chords and lock him in a room with a pols voice

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301) lock him up in a room full of yeti and venomous snakes

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301) lock him up in a room full of yeti and venomous snakes

302) lock him in a dark room with gomess.

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303) put him in a circular room, lock him up with an english teacher...

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303) put him in a circular room, lock him up with an english teacher...

304) Make him go to your Japanese teachers class. :unsure:

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305) get captain keeta to jump on him.

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