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13)i'll be plain and simple. trample him with epona

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14)Pop his balloon with an arrow,then charge in as he lands and stab his chest.Then horizontaly slash your sword through his body when it's thrusted into his chest.The slash his head off.Crush his head under your heel.Is that brutal enough?

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Convince him he's really a fairy, then tell him to try flying off a cliff without his balloon.

Problem solved. ( I could totally make a more brutal one, though. Even though I have no problem with Tingle.)

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Punch him/her/it/undecided/robot, kick him/her/it/undecided/robot, knife him/her/it/undecided/robot, set fire to him/her/it/undecided/robot, throw water over him/her/it/undecided/robot, destroy all four of his/her/its/undecideds/robots limbs, and leave him to bleed to his/her/its/undecideds/robots death.

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17)Shoot him with an M9.What?Did you really expect ANOTHER brutality from me?

and hdnwra,Nice job leaving Tingle there to die,I'm all for it,but still.Theres a small chance someone could heal him...Nice way to kill him,though :thumbup: .

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18) Drench him with lighter fluid, gasoline, and gunpowder, take out a giant match, and.....BEAT HIM WITH A SHOVEL. :unsure:

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XD

19)let him have a fairy and then he'll have a heart attack and die

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20) Make nutritious Tingle soup.

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21) pour gasoline on him light a match throw him in a pool of sharks and shove a grenade down his throat

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22) beat him with a rock

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23) Build a high voltage electric fence between him and some tuna :unsure:

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24)strap him to a bomb and light it

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25) Bomb his island while he is on it.

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26) Put him in psychiatric care, trapping him in a small white room, where a recording of, "You are not a fairy. You never will be a fairy. In fact, fairies don't exist." loops, brainwashing him endlessly for days, even months. Feed him, water him, heck, even idolize him, the strain of coping with it all will surely end his life.

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27) Make him sit on a hot stove and wait, monkey wrench in hand, for him to die.

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