1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

[Teto 2609]

653) PANDA ATTACK!

[The Minish Link 1]

654) Do everything in this topic to him all at once. If that's even possible.....

[Teto 2609]

655) Strangle him with handcuffs. Or get an apocalypse Panda to strangle him with handcuffs.

[link959 0]

656) Give me a minigun.

[real link 0]

657}punch monster

[LegoBonez 0]

659) Tell him about J-Day. Then when he's all excited that he took over Hyrule.net tell him it was an April fool's joke. Then he faints. Then he falls down the cliff.

[Young Link Addict 67]

660. Send The Ultimate Chimera after him.

[LegoBonez 0]

661) Fill a cliff with Dodongoos and have Tingle fly over it burst his balloon. And the Dodongoos burn him alive.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

It would be nice if someone didn't go and necropost.

662)Tell him we have nearly Six Hundred-Sixty Six ways to kill him

[Marquis 9]

er.....

you know....

something fatal.....

663)Go Fwoosh on him like Richard Would.

664)Whack Him, He could use a nice nap with the fishies

[Vio Milanor 28]

665. Feed him some Super Tacos and wait for the explosive diarrhea to commence. Let nature take it's course, Nature has a good way of killing shiz.

[Marquis 9]

BOOYAH!

SIX SIX SIX!

As foretold from the prophetic Chef of the Nonsense.

666) Something epic, like Inferno Firework, which is only legal in Texas, i'd put that in his pocket, lite it. run away, and watch the fireworks, literally.

[Young Link Addict 67]

It would be nice if someone didn't go and necropost.

Don't forget, Chef, that this is the Forum Games section. Post count doesn't raise so it doesn't really matter does it?

667. Make the Giants step on him.

[Spiko 0]

(668)

i got a good one constrict him with his silly little red underwear he put's on OVER his clothes! and then stangle him with that bit of... the bit of his clothing stickin out at the top of his coat

[SoulSwordx 0]

669)

Convincee him to go sky diving and then replace his parachute with his ballon os he'll be stuck way up iin the air and then get F-16s or the Apachee Helicopter and fire your tingle- seeking missles