1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Hang him by his toes over a bear trap. When his toes give out and fall off, his face gets mauled and he dies a slow, bloody, and painful death.

[#1zeldafan 0]

put a mirror to his face or when he is up high on his red balloons and he will die.

[Adr990 2]

With a Eye-knife! (like in MW.) (I only heard about the ending, I don't own or even want the game.)

[DorkLink 0]

1. Bury him up to his neck in sand, cover his head in honey/sugary stuff, and then release a colony of fire ants around him.

2. Bury him up to his waist in concrete, find a baseball bat and swing for the head. Tingle T-Ball!!!

3. Wait 'til he floats his balloon over a bed of spikes/lava and then shoot it with a Deku Bubble

4. Bring him a Triforce Chart laced with anthrax. When he opens it up to translate, Spore City!!

5. Make him play his own game; Tingle's Rupee Adventure (or whatever the fugg it's called.) He'll die of boredom and shame.

[zeldafreak_ctp]

Step 1. shove him in a hall of mirrors

Step 2. put him in a room of falling glass (tingle's face broke the mirrors)

[Bigboss 1]

just silce his head off with the master sword

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

put him in a room with this annoying kid called Lang. He will (warning: sexual content)

rape him to death

[link759 0]

Give me a minigun.

[Rika Code 29]

Cut open a bomd then put the bomb powder in a glass of water tell him it is a fairy potion then he'll die of poisioning

Disect him alive then cut him up into little pieces and eat him (not as good as a regilar human but still the fact that it is tingle is the perfect seasoning )

[Demargio 0]

Simply boomerang him to death against a rock...

[link759 0]

1. Duct tape him to my sister, she'll take care of the rest.

2. lock him in a large room with me. i havent eaten in hours.

[Gabs 0]

Pay tatl, or navi to fake as his fairy.

only to have a random heart attack shortly thereafter.

he would become depressed and kill himself.

[Ammonsa 308]

Facebook.

[deleted234141 0]

Give him red bull he will go nuts!

[Mila 0]

I say we toss him to Volvagia (even though those are two different games ) because let's face it, Gorons aren't as yummy as gay wanna-be fairies