Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

1,000,000,000 ways to kill tingle

551 posts in this topic

Posted

71) Bound and gag him, throw him into a landfill and watch.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

72) Steal a green dragon egg, and stow it away in Tingle's backpack. Then infrom Galbatorix that Tingle has stolen one of his two dragon eggs. Galbatorix will send the Ra'Zac to kill Tingle and retrieve the dragon egg. By the way, the Ra'Zac and Galbatorix are from the Eragon books.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

(I love those books)

73) Slather him in barbaque sauce and feed him to a walrus.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

74) Sends him back in time to when Link drops that giant Firey Block on the Ice in Zora's Domain. He will die

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

75) Have him tied to a chair and force him to drink three gallons of water, he will die of cell explosion :evil:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

76)show him this topic and he'll get so frustrated he'll explode :evil:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

77) Tell him that Green Is Out of Style!!!!

GASP!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

78)brake a wii over his head :cry:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

79) shoot his balloon if hes over one of those air updrafts a leave him there to starve while being suspended in mid air (push him once so he keeps spinning around in circles for a bit more fun and throw ruppes and food up past him just out of reach)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

80) Tie him up in beetle's (WW) boat and sail off a about 10-15 yards and bomb it

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

81)pit him in a deathmatch against ganondorf

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

82) Tie him up, and put bombs around him, and leave him on the edge of a cliff.

83) Knock him unconscious, and put him in a field of grass. Start up the Lawnmower, and as he about to wake up and say: "Hey! A Fairy! Hey, Mister Fairy! I'm Tingle! Tinle, Tingle, Koololimp-" Run him over at the "A" Part.

Tingle: "Tingle Tingle, KooloolimpAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *Blood and guts and gore go flying everywhere*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

stick him to the windmill in WW and have a cheese greater at the top with a spring pushing it down but with little enough force that tingle gets slowly grated down.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

85) put him on the pedestal of time and jab the master sword through his chest

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

86) Have Barney the Dinosaur crush him with a big bear hug

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.