The Legend of Zelda Caption Contest!

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Ah, as I noticed the severe lack of a caption contest, one of the most fun games of a board, I wanted to make one, but felt I had the lack of images. But now, this is no more. CAPTION TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT... Just not more than once a round. I shall post the standings every three days or so, and I shall post them along with the round's winners. There shall be places 1 to 3.

1st place awards 4 points,

2nd place awards 2 points,

3rd place award 1 point.

This is judged purely on my opinion, so I'm sorry if you think yours deserved a spot. Please do not make your humor too crude. Please go to the last post of mine to see the new round's picture, as I cannot edit the first post, unfortunatly. There will be rules specific to this contest. For instance, I will set a mercy rule if one person has 10 more points than the second place. This person is not allowed to exceed 10 points, and this will let the lower ranks recover accordingly. I may give a fourth place for those captions I feel deserve a spot in the standings. All of these points will be recorded, and will stay as such all through every monthly match.

(Please note I may post a picture not from Zelda, so don't freak out if I do. D=)

The final winners will be announced at the end of each month. I'm please to present the Zelda board image captioning contest!

First round!

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Link: For some reason, I don't think that this shield is going to block that huge hammer...

[=Zoe= 3]

Stone: IDoes this shield makes me look like a square? Maybe that boy can tell me... hey HEY! HEY! listen to me!!! *smash hammer*

[Dementedioser 0]

Link: Eeek, Bug, Kill it!!!

[AgentBauer 0]

Link: Pretty hammer, must...have...new...megaton...hammer...

Stone Monster: STAY AWAY, THIS HAMMER IS A PART OF MY ARM (tries to hurt Link with the hammer weapon)

[WolfLink10 0]

Link: Can I plead my case

*crowd* no no no

Stone Guy: Order in the court

[Max 10]

Link: Hey!!!! this is my good suit!

[Ganny 285]

Armos: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my....HAMMER!"

[eyeoftruth 2]

Link: Midna! you didn't tell me about this... I'm going back to Ordon!

[Goron Merchant 1]

Link: Why do I get the feeling that that statue is trying to hurt me?

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Well, not many are posting, so I guess I'll update early. =P

Winners of this picture:

1st place- Fierce Muffin. (4 points)

"Link: For some reason, I don't think that this shield is going to block that huge hammer..."

2nd Place- GoronMerchant (2 points, yes I figured out your TRUE identity)

"Link: Why do I get the feeling that that statue is trying to hurt me?"

3rd pleace- AgentBauer (1 point)

"Link: Pretty hammer, must...have...new...megaton...hammer...

Stone Monster: STAY AWAY, THIS HAMMER IS A PART OF MY ARM (tries to hurt Link with the hammer weapon)"

4th place- Ganondorf333 (1 point, the caption deserved the extra place =P)

"Armos: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my....HAMMER!""

Next picture:

Monthly Standings:

1st place- Fierce_Muffin: 4 point(s)

2nd place- GoronMerchant: 2 point(s)

3rd place- AgentBauer: 1 point(s)

4th place- Ganondorf333: 1 point(s)

Overall standings:

1st place- Fierce_Muffin: 4 point(s)

2nd place- GoronMerchant: 2 point(s)

3rd place- AgentBauer: 1 point(s)

4th place- Ganondorf333: 1 point(s)

Comments on last picture:

(I can't believe there weren't any hammertime jokes XD)

[Ganny 285]

Link: "Wow Midna, who knew your huge head was blocking the sun?"

[Arcane 12]

Midna: What are we staring at?

Link: No clue.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Link: I was just thinking, how are you in that form right now, if you're never like that in Hyrule?

Midna: Because this is the Twilight Realm...

Link: Ohhh... right.

Midna: (Why did I have choose him...)

[The Minish Link 1]

Link: Midna, why is it you....never have any clothes on?

Midna: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.......