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Zelda Mastercard commercial

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Remember when Mastercard had those commercials that always ended in "priceless" write your own and post it here.

Blue Potion...10 Rupees

Hylian Shield...500 Rupees

Saving the world and getting the girl... Priceless!

Even heroes need help sometimes, for everything else their's Mastercard.

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Evil Minions... 5 rupees an hour.

Evil bosses... 20 rupees an hour.

Conquering the land of Hyrule and capturing the princess... Priceless

There are some things even rupees cant buy. For everthing else theres Mastercard.

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Saving all sages... 5 dollars an hour

Becoming the Hero of time... 10 dollars an hour

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Getting to where the "I pwned Ganon" Shirt... priceless....

I'm moving this to forum games...

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Bow -- Dangerous trek through the Goron Mines.

Arrows -- $30 at Malo Mart.

New Saddle for Epona -- $400 At Castle Town.

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Pwning Bulbins in the Eldin Field. -- Priceless.

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Arrow replenishes: 500 rupees.

Hearts: 750 rupees.

Getting to brag that you beat the game with out using the sword? Priceless.

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1 triforce piece:20,000 rupees

red potion:30 rupees

Saving some princess and killing some gerudo dude and restoring light to the land while simaltaniously switching between wolf form and human form:Priceless.

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1 triforce piece:20,000 rupees

red potion:30 rupees

Saving some princess and killing some gerudo dude and restoring light to the land while simaltaniously switching between wolf form and human form:Priceless.

Lol! That's funny.

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A kokiri sword: 50 rupees

A kokiri shield: 40 rupees

Getting an annoying fairy that follows you everywhere (and I mean, everywhere): Priceless

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a shield- 20 rupees

a sword- 150 rupees

a bomb- 50 rupees

killing things for fun- priceless

there are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's mastercard (apply today, with a start up fee of only all your rupees!)

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Shield - 80 Rupees

Blue Ring- 245 Rupees

Arrows - 60 Rupees

Thinking a Zelda "Mastercard" commercial game on Zelda forums is cool - Priceless.

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Edit: 750TH POST WEWT

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For King of Red Lions:

New bucket of paint - 20 rupees

New sail (seeing as you lost your old one) - 50 rupees

Seeing the expression on some kid garbed in green's face when he realizes you can talk - Priceless. xD

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There are some things rupees can't buy, for everything else, theres Mastercard!

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Powder Keg...50 rupees

A quiver full of arrows...30 rupees

Getting to stay up all night killing aliens, only to wake up to chaperon a girl ,with milk, to town, then getting a long hug from her...priceless

There are somethings rupees can't buy for everything else theres mastercard.

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Water bombs=30$.

Clawshots=100$.

Going under water, killing a aquatic worm and obtaining a fused shadow=priceless.

There are things rupees can't by. For everything else, theres Mastercard.

LOL.

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garo cape - 80 rupees

garo clog things - 80 rupees

garo mask sensitivity, which means you get tricked into fighting a kid with some fan mask continually all across termaia and wanting your money back for ever being drunk enough to switch to mastercard - pric

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defeating a horde of evil creates 5 rupees an hour

kill a demonic creature of fire 10 rupees an hour

Saving the world and defeating the bad guy....priceless

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