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Garo Mask: 50 rupees

Large Sythe: 150 rupees

Scaring the wings off your annoying fairy companion at two in the morning: Priceless

There are things rupees can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

I did this one for the TV show

Sword: 500 rupees

Living in the castle: 9,000 rupees a year

Saving the triforce from moblins only to get slapped on the face by a cute princess: Priceless

There are some thing money can't buy of everything there's master card

Link:"How do you use this???? Stupied futre Tech

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Pulling the Master Sword: 3 Gems...

Getting the Ocarina: Losing 1 princess...

Killing Ganon every 10 years...Priceless.

There are something's money can't buy, thats why we have Mastercard.

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Bombs: 10 rupees

arrows: 20 Rupees

A map from tingle: 500 Rupees

walking in and abandoned castle under 1,000,000 leagues of the sea: Priceless

There are some things Rupees can't buy, for everything else there's mastercard

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Blue Potion:100 Rupees

Magic Armor:598 Rupees

Shield:150 Rupees

A horse named Epona:5690 Rupees

Master Sword of Light:2 sol spheres

The chance to run into Hyrule Field and slaughter all that oppose you and live:Priceless

There are somethings that you cant live through, for everything else there's Mastercard.

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This one is for PH

Ship Part-1000 Rupees

Heart Container-2000 Rupees

Sailing aroung with a greddy sailor for the entire game, then getting to whop is butt at the end for being mean. Priceless. :joy:

(sign up for your Mastercard today! Only 39 Rupees per month! For more information call this # 1-800-SignUp-Zelda-Mastercard) :gottriforce:

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Lon Lon Milk-20 Rupees

Hylian Shield-60 Rupees

Mask of Truth-A long trading sequence.

Biggoron's Sword-Another long trading sequence.

Bombs-30 Rupees

Boomerang-150 Rupees

*goes through list of all the items in OoT*

The chance to get every item in the game-Priceless

There are somethings in life that you cant buy. some of them you have to solve a puzzle or beat a miniboss or boss. For everything else there's mastercard.

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magic armor-2000 rupees

shato romani-6000 rupees

a bottle-pricless

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O.k. What's going on today?

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Drinking suspicious potions: 50 rupees

Getting scammed by Deku-things: 100 rupees

Falling into another dimensional world where dark is light and light is dark and you turn into a wolf and there's this ugly little person thing sitting on your back and there are twili and little sphere things called sols and you have to recover this stupid mirror and die several times and kill giant unkill-able bosses and kill a giant pig-thing that can turn invisible and kill the king of evil just so you can save some stupid princess: Priceless.

There are some things that aren't worth doing.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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Oh, I get it.

Being kind to the poor: 1 rupee.

Magic Armor: 10,000 rupees

Beedle's almighty appreciation: Priceless

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Beedle's almighty appreciation: Priceless

Heh.

"I APPRECIATE YOU!!!"

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Tingle's map of Romani Ranch: 20rupees.

Tingle's IN-Credible Chart: 201rupees and rising.

Killing Tingle for the 1,000th time: Priceless

Edited by Bathykolpian (see edit history)

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