I've got a cool game!

[Ganny 285]

Granted, but they are poisoned with wood alcohol and you die a slow, painful, and agonizing death in front of the world on international television and it's broadcasted over the internet for people to laugh at your pitiful death for generations to come.

I wish I could move things with my mind and had such powers over PsyCore and telekenesis.

[Oliver 0]

But you kill all of your loved ones and yourself when trying to move a metor away from the earth.

I wish that i had my childhood back (unlike MJ)

[True Gamer 19]

So we just keep ruining each other's wishes?

[Ganny 285]

(yeah, you ruin the last person's wish then make a wish of your own in the same post.)

Granted, but your childhood totally stinks and there's no way out of it. (specifically: toilet water. Lots and lots of toilet water. :blink: )

I wish I was really the Sage of the Subconcious Mind instead of just in the "What Sage Would You Be?" thread.

[Oliver 0]

But you make people do terrible crimes (which i'm NOT going to list) and you get hanged for making those people do those crimes.

I wish i sing perfectly to every song i listen too.

[Ganny 285]

But everyone hates you for your beautiful singing voice and they hang you out of jealousy. So sad.

I wish I had complete and total control over the Internet!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

[.::TheLonelyShadow::. 0]

you do but the internet police take you away in a strap jacket and lock you in the mental hospital for being insane! *coughhurraycough*

I wish I could have a million dollars!

[Oliver 0]

But i steal it and never give it you back

I wish that i wasn't a slave, instead i was a lowly slave.

[Ganny 285]

But then I blow you up with a shoulder mounted heat seeking rocket launcher and nobody cares what kind of slave you are!

I wish the Kouranc Council of Supreme Officials would just make up their minds about letting me join!

[Oliver 0]

But they deny you and make me a high lord in their council

I wish that i wasn't afraid of PZ :blink:

[Ganny 285]

(You have no idea of what the KCSO is, do you? <_< )

You aren't afraid of PZ anymore, but you are scared of me!!!!!

I wish I had some means of spreading my word of evil through environmentally friendly recyclable brochures.

[Oliver 0]

(Nope )

But no one takes notice of the notices.

I wish that i had full control over Canada and all countries that have borders next to it.

[Ganny 285]

But the penguins of Antarctica overthrow you and reign over those countries with an iron wing.

I wish people actually knew what the KCSO is. <_<

[Oliver 0]

(Ernmm........... Since when did the Artic became Antarctica?)

But everyone got confused about what it was.

I wish that i had my own F20 UK Fight jet and then i could lay waste to the whole of the world.

[Ganny 285]

(Penguins live in Antarctica. Duh.)

Granted, but then I lay waste to you with my own, custom, professionally built Secotan starship with several hyperdrive cores and, unlike most, equipped with weapons, both phasers and torpedoes.

I wish for....(think of something simple, come on...)....an evil, satanic, buss driving, piano playing, Spanish clown named Pepe!!! AND he has a pet roosterroach with five legs and one wooden one who can sing and dance!!!!