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Best Gravestone lines

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Ok, this may seem a little morbid to some people, but it's not meant to be, what would you want to be written on your gravestone/would most like to see written on a gravestone, some good examples:

"I thought I had another fairy"

"curse those chipmunks"

"This ground tastes funny"

"what do you mean you just poisoned me?"

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I've actually thought about this:

Life's too short to act gravely- would be my choice.

But some more:

I was wondering why it was getting bigger, and then it hit me

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

Don't let people tell you that red meat is bad for you. I found out that it's fuzzy green meat that's bad for you.

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"you who peer down upon me, shall one day join me"

"woa! its darker than i thought!"

"what are you lookin at?"

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"I'm dead.Get over it."

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"Ahh spiders." :fear:

"Oh I know what I'll do I will race Dampe for the rest of eternety."

"Chickens can't really fly." :cry:

and finally "Aw man I always wanted to see God but I went to Hell insted."

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"fellow wifes, dont cheat on your husband"

"i told you not to piss off that hobo"

"i told you robbing that bank was a bad idea"

"why did i have to be the meat shield"

"he tried to tell me i didnt have nine lives"

"stupid bridge"

"im done! eat away at my flesh"

"i finnished life's race before you did"

"it was so worth it"

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"I should have listened to the old man..."

"I wish I hadn't pulled the wrong lever"

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"do not weep,for im right below you.and i always will be"

"WOOT!"

hehe

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"But....I wanted to fly with the birds!"

"Now they tell me only cats have 9 lives!"

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"because im finally dead you still can't have my wii"

"great.now i'll never get ride a hoverboard"

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"I guess life isn't a game, when you only have 1 life left."

" I did it the hard way."

"I feel lower than dirt"

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"never tell your wife she looks fat in anything."

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"That cookie wasn't chocolate chip..."

"Suckers!"

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