Crazy Friend Quotes.

[Max 10]

the next time someone asks me if "she's my girlfriend" in that sarcastic way, i want to say yes. just to see their expresions.

[Cindy 1]

Ok..I have to admit it.... I AM SHORT And if you know ASKANINJA.com, you will get this. (I also have taken karate for 5 years, but retired now) I told you this for the first story...

James and Megan are freinds that live a block away from me, and Jenna is a freind who goes to school with me

James: Cindy, you are a Minja!!! *points*

Me: Yes... ....What did you call me? *evil stare*

James:

Me: *starts to hit torso and kick in the shins while running in circles*

Megan: Cindy..um...

Me: What? *ignores James who runs away*

Megan: Nothing

Me:*turns head* Hey, James.. GET BACK HERE!!!! *runs to James and hits him in the shoulder*

Yes, THAT WAS PRICELESS

2nd story....

This is me and Jenna brushing our hair in the bathroom

Jenna: Cindy, your hair is so pretty

Me: Thanks. I wash it everyday

Jenna: I have to do all kinds of things to my hair..mousse, spray (more stuff, but unimportant)

Me: Yeah..all I have to do is wash it, brush it, and let it dry

Jenna: Lucky...

Me: Oh, it is not all that glamourous

Jenna: Oh..my hair is a mushy mess of complete unwantidness

Me:

[Ops 2]

okay, these are from when i got bored at lunch one day.

i made up.... CRAZY EPONA, who can talk. it came out kinda odd..

*in high piched voice*

'Link's butt smells like poop!'

'the bridge of Eldin tastes yummy'!

'where's my moofin?'

[Chef Nonsense 0]

okay, these are from when i got bored at lunch one day.

i made up.... CRAZY EPONA, who can talk. it came out kinda odd..

*in high piched voice*

'Link's butt smells like poop!'

'the bridge of Eldin tastes yummy'!

'where's my moofin?'

...

I dont remember the MOOFIN part.

Well i know it was moofin but i dont remember that being what you said.

[Ops 2]

trust me.

[Chef Nonsense 0]

trust me.

It wasnt.

Im trying to remember what it was.

[Ops 2]

[Chef Nonsense 0]

[Ops 2]

Can i post this discussion as a quote?

[Joshawott 7]

Mark (after Mrs. Fozi signed his papers for his academic contract for his trip to the Philippines): Thank you, Mrs. Foziiiii!!!

Mrs. Fozi: Uh-huh.

Mark: I'm going to Africa, everybody! And then I'm going to have sex with a monkey and get AIDS!

Mrs. Fozi: Don't give us false hopes, Mark.

Stephanie: Is it still December?

Mr. Giardina: Who's the blockhead that asked that!?

Joy: Today was a bad week.

These are all from today in English/Humanities while we were reading Act I from Julius Caesar.

Mr. Meyer: Cassius was manipulating Brutus by sending him letters signed from the public. "Dear Brutus-- You rock. You're the shizzle. LOL, WTF."

Class: -laughter-

Mr. Meyer: I don't know what "LOL" stands for. Enlighten me.

Me (while laughing): It means "Laugh out loud".

Mr. Meyer: Mr. Grossberg did a modern interpretation of Julius Caesar, you know?

Karen: Really?

Mr. Meyer: Yeah, he wrote the screenplay and had his Sophomore classes act it out. But instead of the conflict between Caesar and Cassius and Brutus it was a gang war. But you'd all know all about that.

Class (laughing): What!?

Karen: Are we going to do that?

Mr. Meyer: No. I'm writing a screenplay, but it's not on Julius Caesar.

Rocher: What's it called, The Adventures of Meyer?

Mr. Meyer: Who here is in a gang?

-A few people including myself raise our hands jokingly-

Mr. Meyer: Hey hungry girl, what gang are you in?

Rocher -mouth full of chips-: I'm not in a gang!

Mr. Meyer: The Bloods? That's why you're wearing all red, huh? -stares at Rocher's orange pants, jacket, shirt and shoes-

Suchacha: It's ORANGE!

Rocher: No, it's MANDARIN!

Mr. Meyer: So you're in the Bloods, huh, man?

Rocher: I'M NOT A MAN!

Mr. Meyer: That's cool... I used to bang.

Class: -laughter-

Maria: That's how you murdered that guy, huh?

Mr. Meyer: Legally I'm not supposed to talk about that. I don't want to corrupt the minds of little children.

Maria: As if we're not corrupt enough.

Mr. Meyer: Yeah. All you kiddies spending your time on YouTube and MyPlace while you could be enjoying Elizabethan literature like Julius Caesar.

Rocher: The first scenes were boring!

Mr. Meyer: I'm sorry to hear that, Rocher. But something like Julius Caesar isn't instantly gratifying. You have to invest time to get to the non-boringness. It isn't like YouTube where you click on a video of someone reacting to 2 Girls 1 Cup and you're instantly amused.

Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?

Mr. Meyer: I have an inquisiting mind... Plus it's all I hear from the kids out in the quad talking during lunch.

Mr. Meyer: I thought you said you'd focus on vocab?

Rocher: No. You just assumed I said that because you wanted me to.

Mr. Meyer: ...Darn it.

Mr. Meyer: Write this down, angst-ridden kids... "Self... Hyphen... Indulging..."

Danna: ...How do you spell, "Hyphen"?