Crazy Friend Quotes.

[Max 10]

Me: Hey Louis, if when we rub our weiners together, the fire gets bigger!

Louis: Really? Cool!

*rub hotdogs together in fire* *fire gets larger*

Us: Hey Caitlin, when we rub our weiners together, the fire gets bigger!

Caitlin: *grossed out face*

you had to be there. . .

[Young Link Addict 67]

She's really nice, but she does make those moaning sounds, and she has a twin with mental disabilites, but she doesn't have to wear the helmet.

O...K if you say so.

[=Zoe= 3]

my friend: wangber'n og eva kan ikke ha hatt seg p

[Cat Girl 0]

Oh my! That was really funny!

...Can you translate that? Please?

Lol, but translation would help...

[Max 10]

my friend: wangber'n og eva kan ikke ha hatt seg p

[Ops 2]

Me:

A friend: Wake up. *pokes me*

*contines poking, the hits with pillow*

*after about 20 hits with pillow*

Me:*punches friend*

Friend:*crumples to the ground in extreme pain*

Seroisly, this happened like last year.

[Bitmapfox112 1]

I've gotten my friend Marissa(Mars) obsessed with InuYasha.

(Breakfast, she had spent the night)

Marissa: The bacon reminds me of InuYasha's outfit...

Me: *hits self on head* Why did I show you InuYasha...CAN'T I MY BACON IN PEACE?!

Mars: Ok.

Me: *Starts eating omlet*

Mars: The cheese in the omlet reminds me of the fuzzy stuff on Tetsugia.

Me: YOU SAID I COULD EAT IN PEACE!

Mars: I said you could eat your bacon in peace.

Me: *bangs head on table over and over*

Mars: And the Apple Cider reminds me of his dark side!

Me: AUGH! *contiues banging head*

yay! u like inuyasha!

ne way

my friend will and spencer were at the lunch table leaning over the table (there both guys)

(will is close to spencer)

S:IT WILL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US! (jokelingy)

w(SCREAMS)YES IT WILL!

(room goes silent)

w:wait what?

(hole table burst out laffing)

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s:(squeaky voice) banana

( eveeryone laphs)

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anything spencer says is all ways funny dont ask why cause idk

[Cat Girl 0]

yay! u like inuyasha!

ne way

my friend will and spencer were at the lunch table leaning over the table (there both guys)

(will is close to spencer)

S:IT WILL NEVER WORK OUT BETWEEN US! (jokelingy)

w(SCREAMS)YES IT WILL!

(room goes silent)

w:wait what?

(hole table burst out laffing)

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s:(squeaky voice) banana

( eveeryone laphs)

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anything spencer says is all ways funny dont ask why cause idk

OMG! Lol! And I love InuYasha!

[Bitmapfox112 1]

OMG! Lol! And I love InuYasha!

yay inuyasha rocks!

do you have a fanfiction . net acount?

[LDGM 0]

yay inuyasha rocks!

do you have a fanfiction . net acount?

back on topic.

me:adam's sister is called mr woof woof.

simon: mr woof woof?

me: yah and his dad's called fido and his mum's called rover.

simon: so your'e asying his family are dogs then?

me: actually the'r cats, Adam's dog is called felix though.

adam: are you having a flashback again?

me: yes, and you mustn't disturb me or i'll get trapped in a disorted non-technicolour world of memories forbidden to use library cards.

adam: why library cards?

me: so daniel, how did you get into this grammar school?

daniel: easily i passed the assylums test, which involves putting 3d shapes in holes, which is harder than you think, for it's quite hard to tell that the square shape goes into the square hole, for i thought it went into the circular hole, but how are you supposed to know that, but anyway i passed the assylums test with shiny colours which means that i did better than inverted colours, but not as well as flying colours, which are less shiny because light is reflected off....

( continues to speak for hours on end, whilst still staying in one sentence, but using a lot of commas)

[Cat Girl 0]

back on topic.

me:adam's sister is called mr woof woof.

simon: mr woof woof?

me: yah and his dad's called fido and his mum's called rover.

simon: so your'e asying his family are dogs then?

me: actually the'r cats, Adam's dog is called felix though.

adam: are you having a flashback again?

me: yes, and you mustn't disturb me or i'll get trapped in a disorted non-technicolour world of memories forbidden to use library cards.

adam: why library cards?

me: so daniel, how did you get into this grammar school?

daniel: easily i passed the assylums test, which involves putting 3d shapes in holes, which is harder than you think, for it's quite hard to tell that the square shape goes into the square hole, for i thought it went into the circular hole, but how are you supposed to know that, but anyway i passed the assylums test with shiny colours which means that i did better than inverted colours, but not as well as flying colours, which are less shiny because light is reflected off....

( continues to speak for hours on end, whilst still staying in one sentence, but using a lot of commas)

LOL!

yay inuyasha rocks!

do you have a fanfiction . net acount?

Yeah: 15KandyK

[LDGM 0]

yes random, but 100 percent true.

[Joshawott 7]

Today in AP Euro, my friend Arianne and I tried to focus on finishing up a drawing we were working on for Humanities, even though we were technically done with it (and what we added were all just superfluous), but then we kept getting side-tracked, curtesy of my other friends Maria, Milissa, Stephanie and Rocher.

"I actually enjoy that picture," Arianne said, pointing her chin past me to her 20x20" canvas drawing of the dog from Alice in Wonderland. But I stupidly overlooked it and focused on the comparatively small 8x10" AP Club flyer, which had a rhombus with a face on it with the caption, "Be there or be a Rhombus!"

"The one of the rhombus?" I asked, and I sincerely thought she was talking about that flyer. Then Maria and Arianne shot me the most pitiful looks in the world and cracked up, while it took me a few seconds to register exactly what picture they were talking about.

[Young Link Addict 67]

This happened not that long ago.

*Me and my friend were playing SSBM and my friend was dark adult link and he grabed an umbrella.*

My friend: Hey look i'm scary Poppens.

Me:LOL. Then I fell of the cliff.

[Joshawott 7]

Last night, the reporters on the local news (Channel 8 for you San Diego heads; ch. 708 for high definition) were talking about that one Marine Corps wife who allegedly poisoned her husband, Sgt. Glalala to death. They said how she went loose, sleeping around, partying and getting breast implants with his life insurance money.

"If it were me," Mom said with a smile. "I'd redo my teeth. I'd get nice teeth."

Dad just looked at her blankly, shaking his head.

"Watch out, Dad." I said casually, sipping my plum berry tea.

They both broke out into laughter at that, talking about how I have a smart mouth and things of that nature.

"You're right, Josh," he laughed. "Your mom's... She's something."

"Just watch," I smirk at my mom, "I'm going to be testifying against you."

They both laughed harder.

"You heard her yourself!" Dad cried out as I got up to put my cup in the sink. He then imitates the judge. "'Son, can you please repeat for the court what it was your mother said that night?'"

"At least I know now who's my best child!" Mom smiled at me, shaking her head slightly.

"Hey now!" I tilted my head to the side. "Remember who out of your children is the one that's always cleaning when you're gone!"

She giggled softly and took a bite out of the last of my pizza. "They'll ask me, "Ma'am, can you please show us your teeth?" NO! No! Just send me to jail! You can lock me up, but you can't take out my teeth!"

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This one happened this morning on our way to the Navy Exchange.

"Is Wilson your Boyyyyy friend!??!" I laugh at my sister. Wilson is a friend of her's that came over yesterday with another of her friends, Sarah, to plan a party.

"Ooooh!" Dad exclaims in front of us.

"No!" My sister shoots back. "He's just a friend!"

"That just happens to be a boy!" I retort, and my brother chuckles lightly.

"So!?" She stamps her foot. "Why can't boys and girls be just friends?"

I walk ahead of her, catching up with my brother, and he snicker softly.

"...Mom and Dad were just friends!" My sister laughs, thinking she got me.

Mom and Dad look over their shoulders at the three of us, over hearing our conversation.

"Yeah," I nod. "...But they got married!"

All of us except my sister start laughing loudly as we cross the street from the old Commisary to the Exchange.

"That was a bad example!" Mom shakes her head.

"You just set yourself up," my brother pats her on the head.

"Just asking for that one, eh, Nee-chan?" Dad smiles at my sister.

"Stop laughing at me!" My sister pushes me softly, but we just laugh harder.